Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Why not re-think your strategy and do the dogs, your cats, your neighbor, and your own family all a great big huge favor and just poison yourself instead?
 
you people are sick the animals have rights just like you and me, if you dont like them call the police or something the dogs dont mean to do any thing wrong its just how they were brought up, they are just doing what they would do in the wild. You could go to jail for this and is it really worth it because i really dont think it is you could just get a bigger fence and i'm sure your cats can look after themselves !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It should be compulsory for all dogs to be injected with a microchip that closes them down if they bark for more than 5 minutes during a period of 24 hours.

Personally I'd like to see all dogs exterminated but I'm making an effort to be tolerant here.
 
I felt like killing my neighbours but thought, the dog didnt do sht. Its the owner.
So realising this i took to training the dogs while the owner was not home.
Needless to say, they no longer bark constantly and they were never hurt.

As for poisoning. Rat poison and antifreeze are both inhumane and painful deaths.
If someone anyone really wants to kill a dog, be a man. Take the dog to a vet, have him put down. Then take the dog back to the owner, inform them u killed their dog, give the now dead dog back. Then drive over to the police and inform them you stole a dog and had it killed.

If you are man enough to take its life, surely you are man enough to deal with the consequence.
 
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I felt like killing my neighbours but thought, the dog didnt do sht. Its the owner.
So realising this i took to training the dogs while the owner was not home.
Needless to say, they no longer bark constantly and they were never hurt.

As for poisoning. Rat poison and antifreeze are both inhumane and painful deaths.
If someone anyone really wants to kill a dog, be a man. Take the dog to a vet, have him put down. Then take the dog back to the owner, inform them u killed their dog, give the now dead dog back. Then drive over to the police and inform them you stole a dog and had it killed.

If you are man enough to take its life, surely you are man enough to deal with the consequence.
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Well, good for you - I'm glad you had the time, skill and opportunity to solve your nuisance dog problem humanely. It's the ideal solution of course. Problem is, not everyone has the chance to do that.

As for the rest, are you serious? I suspect not, but just in case...

Apart from the practicalities of getting a vet to put down a healthy dog, what you suggest is absurd. Poisoning a nuisance dog that's affecting your quality of life and health is not something any normal person would do without extreme provocation. It's not about "being a man" - don't you think women aren't bothered by dogs barking too?

Nobody claims that it's a heroic or brave act, or anything to boast about. It's simply that if all that stands between you and a reasonable quality of life is a barking dog, that dog has got to go. And unless you're lucky enough to live in one of the few places where the authorities will help, that means poisoning the dog with something that is known to be toxic to the wretched animal. Yes it would be great if there were a readily available poison that was painless, but there isn't. So people make do with what's available and if those poisons cause a nasty death that's sad but tough luck.

Dob yourself in and take the consequences - a criminal record, Big Bubba in the showers, and death threats from those in your area? Yeah, right. Might as well put up with the annoying dog, as at least it's going to die in the next ten years or so.

I have never killed a dog, but came bloody close a while ago. I was lucky as the dog owner eventually did something to quieten the dog (I don't know what). I still remember how annoying it was and that's why I feel so strongly about it, and can understand why people take desperate measures when goaded beyond all reasonable limits.
 
I can't believe I've not come across this thread before! I'm going bug shit thanks to my neighbors mutt that barks all day and most of the night.. I thought perhaps I'm sick or something for I want to kill that mutt and have thought about doing it but from what you guys say it's quite common to feel this way? Thats a great relief and maybe i'll kill it but I don't really want to and I hope it'll shut up before I go apenuts and poison it
 
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I can't believe I've not come across this thread before! I'm going bug shit thanks to my neighbors mutt that barks all day and most of the night.. I thought perhaps I'm sick or something for I want to kill that mutt and have thought about doing it but from what you guys say it's quite common to feel this way? Thats a great relief and maybe i'll kill it but I don't really want to and I hope it'll shut up before I go apenuts and poison it
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It won't shut up by itself unfortunately, if you haven't already talked to the owners or yelled at the loser dog then yeah you could go ahead and dispose of it but be careful to get rid of any left over poison or other evidence. If you can get hold of it, take it's collar off and take it for a nice 150 mile drive in the countryside, let it out and give it a little wave as you drive off into the sunset.

Don't bother complaining to the authorities or talking to the owners of it, it's a total waste of time.
 
I agree with the excellent advice above. Don't complain, forget the authorities and off the dog when you can. BUT as the other guy says, you can only do that if you haven't communicated IN ANY WAY that you hate that dog.

Good luck mate!
 
To all you ignorant, inconsiderate, trouble-making dog owners.

Because you can't take the time to train, or put a muzzle on your dog we have to suffer in silence? You are typical of the self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic society that we live in. A barking dog can drive a person to mental instability and if the authorities will do nothing about it there is nothing wrong with killing the dog. People are electrocuted and put to death in your country for committing crimes why not an animal? Or, maybe it should be the owner for being so ignorant for the feelings and lives of others and not the dumb animal.
Either way you need to be taught a lesson.
 
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Because you can't take the time to train, or put a muzzle on your dog we have to suffer in silence? You are typical of the self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic society that we live in. A barking dog can drive a person to mental instability and if the authorities will do nothing about it there is nothing wrong with killing the dog. People are electrocuted and put to death in your country for committing crimes why not an animal? Or, maybe it should be the owner for being so ignorant for the feelings and lives of others and not the dumb animal.
Either way you need to be taught a lesson.
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Absolutely right!

I fear that the dog owners won't take much notice though. They'll carry on believing that anyone who's driven to thinking about poisoning a dog is a wannabe serial killer, because they're too stupid or selfish (or both) to understand that it's their dogs' barking that causes almost all attacks on their wretched animals.

The point has to be made though and you've made it very nicely.
 
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Absolutely right!

I fear that the dog owners won't take much notice though. They'll carry on believing that anyone who's driven to thinking about poisoning a dog is a wannabe serial killer, because they're too stupid or selfish (or both) to understand that it's their dogs' barking that causes almost all attacks on their wretched animals.

The point has to be made though and you've made it very nicely.
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Thanks. I'm afraid you're right too. They probably wont take notice. I ended up on this thread from exasperation in thinking about what I'm going to do about the barking dog next door. I'm no animal killer but I'm increasingly forced to think about alternative methods for handling this dog. I phoned the cops about 3 weeks ago and they responded and it was ok for a while but the barking is starting up again and right around times when I'm trying to get to sleep or in the mornings. Last night the idiot let his pooch out at 1:30 am. Go figure. So, do I call the cops again or do I take matters into my own hands?
I don't want to harm the dog, however, it's him or me. I like all animals (I own two cats just don't want the responsibility of a dog) but have come to the conclusion that it's the owners who are 99% of the time AT FAULT. Especially when seeing dumb comments like the "**ck you dog killers and go to hell bastards" above. It's people like that that have dogs who mangle children, other dogs and cats not to mention are a danger to society in general. They buy dogs like Dobermans and Pit bulls, treat them harshly and make them into aggressive, dangerous dogs. I've nothing against either of the above breed but generally they are the ones trained to attack or kill by drug dealers and ignorant, hostile people. So who are the real killers here?
There, I've gotten some more stuff off my chest. I'm just really angry about this situation right now after moving to this new address.
 
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Thanks. I'm afraid you're right too. They probably wont take notice. I ended up on this thread from exasperation in thinking about what I'm going to do about the barking dog next door. I'm no animal killer but I'm increasingly forced to think about alternative methods for handling this dog. I phoned the cops about 3 weeks ago and they responded and it was ok for a while but the barking is starting up again and right around times when I'm trying to get to sleep or in the mornings. Last night the idiot let his pooch out at 1:30 am. Go figure. So, do I call the cops again or do I take matters into my own hands?
I don't want to harm the dog, however, it's him or me. I like all animals (I own two cats just don't want the responsibility of a dog) but have come to the conclusion that it's the owners who are 99% of the time AT FAULT. Especially when seeing dumb comments like the "**ck you dog killers and go to hell bastards" above. It's people like that that have dogs who mangle children, other dogs and cats not to mention are a danger to society in general. They buy dogs like Dobermans and Pit bulls, treat them harshly and make them into aggressive, dangerous dogs. I've nothing against either of the above breed but generally they are the ones trained to attack or kill by drug dealers and ignorant, hostile people. So who are the real killers here?
There, I've gotten some more stuff off my chest. I'm just really angry about this situation right now after moving to this new address.
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Thanks for your reply to my post above. You have my every sympathy as I know from personal experience just how maddening a barking dog can be. Thing is though that if you've spoken to the cops and the dog's next door it would be extremely inadvisable to set about poisoning the dog. You'd be the No 1 suspect and unless you have lots of experience dealing with police questioning (I'm sure you haven't!) or are a fantastic actor, the cops will get to the truth. You could end up with a criminal record and even a jail sentence, and the local press will dine out on the "nasty man kills poor little doggy" angle and you could find yourself on the receiving end of all sorts of threats and abuse.

I made the same mistake in that I complained to the owner of my nuisance dog so was powerless to act, tempting though it was. Fortunately that dog has quietened down somewhat and I hope yours does too.

The authorities can't/won't be much use so if it persists I'd suggest going to court if you can afford it. Don't sue for money, just use the court to get some sort of judgement passed that will force the dog owner to act responsibly. If that's not an option, you could wait to see if the dog has any means of escape from your neighbour's garden. If so you might be able to grab it and take it on a long journey (lose its ID tags). But that's risky too.

With luck the dog will run under a truck or die of its own accord. Good luck, whatever you decide to do!
 
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So, do I call the cops again or do I take matters into my own hands?
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Yeah sorry man but you've kind of blown it by calling the cops already, they will know who killed the worthless mutt instantly now. That being said it sounds like you live in an extremely rare paradise where the Police will actually respond to noisy dogs so my suggestion would be to ring the cops and keep ringing them everytime the dog owner gets lazy, preferably at 2am so that he/she gets woken up and inconvenienced also.

And like the other chap said if the dog roams around a bit you might be able to catch it and take it for a nice long drive and either dump it or cut it's throat for some payback. Dogs run away all the time after all.

Good luck.
 
simple and super effective

The quickest way, if you live by the sea, is a smal piece of blowfish liver, they won't last an hour once eaten.
 
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