Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I find it hilarious this thread is the most popular one on the Pets forum. Just goes to show what a plague barking dogs are and that people won't stand for them any longer.

 

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What I find amazing is how territorial a dog can be when NOT in the presence of its supposed owner. Just finished having a case thrown out of court for shooting a dog that menaced me in my garage, but it took two years to get there. It took the same two years to get my hearing back! Take note of that if your ever have to use a pistol indoors for self defense.

Well, damn if the guy down the street didn't replace the deceased vermin dog with another worthless mongrel Rottweiler that he won't keep contained in his backyard. It won't ever, ever, ever shut up either, until yesterday.

Saturday was our first unseasonably warm afternoon in a while, so I thought to change the coolant on our car. After draining it into a big metal pan, I pushed that out from under the car, and what should appear but that dog.

He immediately starts lapping it up, and I try to shoo him away. Well, who am I, a meer human, to chase him away from his antifreeze? Nearly attacked me, so I quickly backed off (more like leaped back). I was actually thinking of how to get him away when the light bulb lit up..."Hey, let him have his fill; problem solved!" I'm almost cetain he drank a quart of coolant before he trotted back home.

It's pretty quiet tonight.

 

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What I find amazing is how territorial a dog can be when NOT in the presence of its supposed owner. Just finished having a case thrown out of court for shooting a dog that menaced me in my garage, but it took two years to get there. It took the same two years to get my hearing back! Take note of that if your ever have to use a pistol indoors for self defense.

Well, damn if the guy down the street didn't replace the deceased vermin dog with another worthless mongrel Rottweiler that he won't keep contained in his backyard. It won't ever, ever, ever shut up either, until yesterday.

Saturday was our first unseasonably warm afternoon in a while, so I thought to change the coolant on our car. After draining it into a big metal pan, I pushed that out from under the car, and what should appear but that dog.

He immediately starts lapping it up, and I try to shoo him away. Well, who am I, a meer human, to chase him away from his antifreeze? Nearly attacked me, so I quickly backed off (more like leaped back). I was actually thinking of how to get him away when the light bulb lit up..."Hey, let him have his fill; problem solved!" I'm almost cetain he drank a quart of coolant before he trotted back home.

It's pretty quiet tonight.

You don't half have a lot of luck! I've lost count of the antifreeze-laced meatballs and French loaves I've thrown into a neighbour's garden to try to get rid of a loathsome yappy dog. But the dog ignores the treats I've prepared for it like the spoilt bastard it is and just keeps on yappin' on.

And yet your nuisance dog comes to YOU for its medicine and the problem's solved without you running any risk of getting into trouble!

With your luck I imagine you clean up regularly at the local casino! Congratulations.

 

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I seem to only hit the jackpot for having stupid animal owners loose their animals on my property and vehicles.

That antifreeze had been in the car for years. I can't even understand why it was so appealing to that damned dog. Well, good riddance is what I say. People who can't control their animals are not pet owners, they're simply in the same group of irresponsible idiots who feed wild animals and wonder why they lose their fear of humans.

These are probably the same internet loser "tough guys" who claim they'll mess somebody up for messing with their "pet". Hey, as long as they take proper care and responsibility, they have nothing to worry about. Once "pet" becomes a roaming "animal", it might as well be wild.

Just had a cat leap out from under my boat cover not too long ago when I went to charge the boat's batteries. Had to clean up some ugly-ass cat hairballs, which is not my job. Damned animal owners should come over and make right what their pets mess up on other peoples' property.

While I was using a fork to get some tuna fish straight out of the can for a quick snack, I thought "Hey...what if I leave a thin layer of tuna fish for Mr. Kitty and fill the rest with coolant?"

No more cat garabage to clean up.

Hell of it all is, I've had, at the same time, 2 dogs and 4 cats. Lot of work between health, feeding and training plus cleanup. When you pat your chest and get a cat to leap up on your shoulder, and then praise your feline for its intelligence...that rocks. When you can get a cat to come by calling its name, or get it to fetch, you've done good. I could confidently walk my dogs off leash using silent hand commands, even when around other dogs that were barely controllable on a short leash. It was almost as if they were looking at the other spastic dogs and thinking, "Not only do I pity your stupidity, I pity that you have such a stupid, lazy master."

All that training and bonding takes time, and you form a link with the animals. Reward them profusely when they obey. Seeing them happy that your are happy is an achievement worth pursuing, but man it takes time, every day.

However, how most people can be such total idiots in keeping animals, not training them, letting them wreck other people's property, or worse...pose a direct physical threat to other people or other animals....damn, it's beyond my understanding.

If they can't spend the time, they shouldn't have anything with four legs, teeth, claws and fur on their property, nor letting said animals roam around. I don't expect people to spend the time I did and pursue elevated levels of training. Just expecting them to have a proper level of control...and even that takes a lot of time.

I have bad luck with Rotties...one once pranced into my backyard, while, ironically, I was building a fence. I picked up a cast iron sprinkler and hurled it at that damned dog. Aimed for his head, but instead it smashed into his left ham. Dog took off, but came back later. Damn Rottweiller thought this was his new territory. He didn't step into the yard again, but I'd brought out my pistol, and I was hoping.

I should not have to build a fence to keep my kids safe from someone else's damned 4-legged killing machine.

Maybe I should just leave the gate open some night, and hang out a couple strips of bacon, and kick back in my lawn chair with a Vodka Collins and my short action .223 bolt rifle and wait and see what trots into the yard.

Deer, rabbits and coyotes can come and go. Neighbor's heathen piss-hound? He's gonna get ventilated or speared (you have no idea how fast a spear gun operates when it is NOT submerged).

Sorry about the rant. I'm usually a level-headed guy, but when you've had to resort to making a couple roaming animals DRT recently due to perpetually stupid owners...it does grate on your insides a little as to how they can possess so little brain power. It's amazing that these types of people generate enough brain activity to enable autonomous functions like respiration & circulation.

 

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However, how most people can be such total idiots in keeping animals, not training them, letting them wreck other people's property, or worse...pose a direct physical threat to other people or other animals....damn, it's beyond my understanding.

If they can't spend the time, they shouldn't have anything with four legs, teeth, claws and fur on their property, nor letting said animals roam around. I don't expect people to spend the time I did and pursue elevated levels of training. Just expecting them to have a proper level of control...and even that takes a lot of time.

Quite right!

I personally dislike dogs so have no qualms about them being killed if their owners can't or won't train them properly. But when people who like and actually own them are driven to the point of having to dispose of nuisance dogs, it's a sad state of affairs. Selfish and stupid pet owners are a problem that could easily be dealt with by introducing similar controls that are in place for car owners. It'll never happen in my lifetime - too many people believe in rights without responsibilities and are ridiculously sentimental about animals while not giving a stuff about the elderly or disabled.

Funny old world we live in, isn't it!

 

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Funny old world we live in, isn't it!

You can say that again! I can remember my parents inviting a childhood mate's family over for dinner and having the invitation turned down on the grounds that there would be nobody to look after the dog. My parents took this as a variant of "I'm washing my hair tonight" as well you might, and never extended the invitation again. I kept in touch with the childhood friend for a number of years and discovered later that his parents were serious about the dog, and what's more he was left alone quite a few times when he was young. Basically the family were more concerned about their dog than their child, and these were respectable people, not chavs or trailer trash.

The poster above me mentions the elderly and disabled taking second place to dogs and that's true. Last year there was a report about appalling abuse in an old folks' care home and the paper's website got a handful of replies based on the theme of "there should be an inquiry". Not long after there was a story in the same paper about someone poisoning dogs and there were well over 1000 replies. Nearly all of them were the big tough internet warriors who went on about how they'd find the poisoner and storm his home with pitchforks and burning torches. The few brave souls who suggested that perhaps the dogs were an annoyance got a record number of negative votes and plenty of abuse to boot.

That's what we're up against, we folks who aren't keen on dogs and don't want to hear them all the time. Hats off to those who fight to change the law but it's a futile battle.

If a dog's bothering you the only realistic option you have is to kill it in any way you can. Forget about moral scruples or being humane, your life is more important than that of an animal, however cuddly-wuddly it may be. Just don't get caught, which means not saying anything to anyone at any stage and being careful not to leave evidence.

Good luck!

 

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Large dose of m99 will do it

 

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LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After all, we're the ones who deal with the problem of vermin dogs and live happy lives as a result! I'm still torn between which of these two was the better experience: finally seeing Wagner's Parsifal at Bayreuth (I guess "losers" is too thick to understand that reference) and enjoying a bottle of champagne I couldn't really afford while watching a neighbor's yappy dog scream for hours and shit its guts out before it died on account of eating a poisoned burger.

Great thread.

 

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WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After all, we're the ones who deal with the problem of vermin dogs and live happy lives as a result! I'm still torn between which of these two was the better experience: finally seeing Wagner's Parsifal at Bayreuth (I guess "losers" is too thick to understand that reference) and enjoying a bottle of champagne I couldn't really afford while watching a neighbor's yappy dog scream for hours and shit its guts out before it died on account of eating a poisoned burger.

Great thread.

I personally can't stand Wagner - I'm a Mozart man and for me "Canzonetta sull'aria" from Le Nozze di Figaro is the business. For the benefit of stupid dog lovers that's the bit they used in Shawshank Redemption though that's probably lost on them too, as most dog lovers are more likely to think Mamma Mia is the greatest film ever made.

Anyway, much as I love that beautiful duet I too would just as happily listen to the stupid dog next door squeal in agony while it goes through its death throes. I'd love to torture that annoying little bastard to death and would do so if I could get away with it.

DEATH TO ALL DOGS!

 

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Take a good look at the poor bastards on the "barking dog problems" page on Facebook, people are selling their houses to get away from the noise. These are people who tried to do the "right" thing by having a polite word to their neighbor about their barking dog.

 

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sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
SerGeant Fuck YOU
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when a dog is left to wonder the streets, its nolonger a pet. the random pet that got loose, is one thing, the piss poor people that belive letting the dog run around is ok is another. any dog that runs the streets in nolonger a pet, its a varmet and will quickly die and i will simply toss it in the trash can.

for the dumb ass who prettends that he is some super hero, because he spent time in a FOB, adding all the attachment to his M4 shooting paper targets. your biggest claim to fame is pissing on the dead. get a life, next your going to claim you are seal team 9 and a half?

 

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My neighbors across the street have ever such a cute little dog. Whenever someone walks past it leaps up on its hind legs and lets out a really sweet volley of high pitched yips. Kids seem to love this little toy and they give it sweets and encourage it to make its endearing squeaking noises. The dog knows that everyone loves it and makes a point of barking as loud and as long as it can just to please passers by.

That dog has an appointment with death very soon.

 

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Very true - I've tried a couple of anti-barking devices and also found them to be useless. The manufacturers have to make them humane to appease the pro-dog lobby so any possible effectiveness is lost. The device really needs to HURT the dog to shut it up, if it's a serial barker.

Spot on! Dogs are incredibly dumb but even the dumbest canine pest will soon get the message that it's a good idea to keep quiet if barking leads to pain. What's needed is the equivalent of blowing a football whistle right into someone's ear as loudly as possible every time the mutt barks.

The commercial devices are useless as they produce at best a mild irritation for the dog, which the dog soon learns it can safely ignore. It's the equivalent of saying "Mummy's not very pleased with you, darling" to a kid who's deliberately smashed all the crockery.

If there were an effective bark-stopping device on the market, the only people thinking about killing dogs would be the nutters. Alas that's not the case. I've blown it as far as killing my neighbor's pain-in-the-ass dog goes as I've yelled at it too often and I know people have heard me. So I'm on the look out for a powerful sound-emitting device to do the neighbor's job for her. I don't care if it's humane or not as long as it works. If I find anything I'll give details here, and if anyone else knows of such a device, please do the same!

 

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LOSERS

 

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Spot on! Dogs are incredibly dumb but even the dumbest canine pest will soon get the message that it's a good idea to keep quiet if barking leads to pain. What's needed is the equivalent of blowing a football whistle right into someone's ear as loudly as possible every time the mutt barks.

The commercial devices are useless as they produce at best a mild irritation for the dog, which the dog soon learns it can safely ignore. It's the equivalent of saying "Mummy's not very pleased with you, darling" to a kid who's deliberately smashed all the crockery.

If there were an effective bark-stopping device on the market, the only people thinking about killing dogs would be the nutters. Alas that's not the case. I've blown it as far as killing my neighbor's pain-in-the-ass dog goes as I've yelled at it too often and I know people have heard me. So I'm on the look out for a powerful sound-emitting device to do the neighbor's job for her. I don't care if it's humane or not as long as it works. If I find anything I'll give details here, and if anyone else knows of such a device, please do the same!

It's difficult to find such devices. Even that ad which claims their product was used by the military is misleading - basically it's another "Mummy's not very pleased with you, darling" product ! If we could modify the existing device to make it more powerful, then please let me know.

- desperately need some good sleep

 

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Dogs are evil!

It's difficult to find such devices. Even that ad which claims their product was used by the military is misleading - basically it's another "Mummy's not very pleased with you, darling" product ! If we could modify the existing device to make it more powerful, then please let me know.

- desperately need some good sleep

Alas, my technological skills fall short of the task. If only...

[start rant] I have claimed on here that dogs are stupid animals that can only eat, shit, attack children and bark. I retract that comment. Dogs are actually quite intelligent. For example, take the dog at the end of my street. It has a high pitched yap that drives me nuts and I have tried to poison that bastard several times. The dog still lives. In fairness, it hasn't been so bad in recent months, but in the last couple of weeks it has set its heart on annoying the hell out of me and anyone else within earshot.

It's got so bad that I've lobbed another load of beefburgers and French bread laced with antifreeze over the fence. I don't hold out much hope so decided on a new tactic, since I'm on an all-out mission to kill that dog. Tonight I went up to the neighbor's fence, armed with a knife. Usually the dog detects motion from a long way off and comes running to the fence, where it will leap up and yap. So I thought I'd make use of this and when the dog leaps up on the other side of the fence, I will stick the knife in its throat.

Risky maybe, but I've had enough. That dog has to die because it is spoiling my life. So did this work? Did it hell. The dog whimpered a few times but didn't come anywhere near me. It knew somehow that I was going to kill it and despite my provocations it stayed where it was.

So hell yeah, I take it back, what I said about dogs being stupid. They bark because they know it annoys people. They know how to behave in front of the right people so that they get away with it. Dogs take pleasure in being a nuisance. That is why it is a good thing to kill any nuisance dog without the slightest scruple. I'm going to keep at my nuisance dog and one day I'll succeed. To hell with the consequences, and in any case I can't see the other neighbors complaining as the mutt must bother them too. [end rant]

 

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Alas, my technological skills fall short of the task. If only...

[start rant] I have claimed on here that dogs are stupid animals that can only eat, shit, attack children and bark. I retract that comment. Dogs are actually quite intelligent. For example, take the dog at the end of my street. It has a high pitched yap that drives me nuts and I have tried to poison that bastard several times. The dog still lives. In fairness, it hasn't been so bad in recent months, but in the last couple of weeks it has set its heart on annoying the hell out of me and anyone else within earshot.

It's got so bad that I've lobbed another load of beefburgers and French bread laced with antifreeze over the fence. I don't hold out much hope so decided on a new tactic, since I'm on an all-out mission to kill that dog. Tonight I went up to the neighbor's fence, armed with a knife. Usually the dog detects motion from a long way off and comes running to the fence, where it will leap up and yap. So I thought I'd make use of this and when the dog leaps up on the other side of the fence, I will stick the knife in its throat.

Risky maybe, but I've had enough. That dog has to die because it is spoiling my life. So did this work? Did it hell. The dog whimpered a few times but didn't come anywhere near me. It knew somehow that I was going to kill it and despite my provocations it stayed where it was.

So hell yeah, I take it back, what I said about dogs being stupid. They bark because they know it annoys people. They know how to behave in front of the right people so that they get away with it. Dogs take pleasure in being a nuisance. That is why it is a good thing to kill any nuisance dog without the slightest scruple. I'm going to keep at my nuisance dog and one day I'll succeed. To hell with the consequences, and in any case I can't see the other neighbors complaining as the mutt must bother them too. [end rant]

Bad luck man. I hope you have some success soon.

 

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Bad luck man. I hope you have some success soon.

Thanks mate. Sorry about the rant - I was rather pissed (in both the UK and the US sense) when I wrote it!

 

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Yes, because if someone wrongs you, YOU should be the one that has to pay out money to protect yourself.

FUCK YOU SWEET SWEET JANE, I hope a dog viciously attacks you, then YOU have to pay the medical bills and YOU have to build a fence, and YOU have to stay inside and YOU have to pay for all of it.

You're such a stupid fucking cunt.

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ditto that..