Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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You people are awful. I would recommend taking legal action against the owners of the dog that killed your cat. Do not seek revenge by killing their dogs. It is a criminal act and I being a pet lover am absolutely appalled that their are people that will actually give others advice on how to kill animals via the internet. You all disgust me!

 

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It has nothing to do with revenge.... it is simply eliminating a problem. Like terrorists, nuisance animals simply need to die.

 

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thanx

i just came on this site for advice on how too kill my nxt door neighbors dog and i appreciate all the advice i have read. i will save this site and report my progress. my neighbor is one of those smiley stupid bitches who thinks she needs no social code cause she is attractive.

 

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Glass and Hamburger meat

Break some glass of finely and mix it in with cooked hamburger meat, It will make him bleed on the insides, slowly killing him.

 

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..really just say that?

You are a sick bastard!!!

What's wrong with you people??? You are discussing on how to kill another being? You are sick, do you know in how much pain those dogs will die??? Vomiting, muscle contractions... I will report you immediately, do you know that this is against the law?? You can find another way to solve the problem, but killing?!

They say that if you kill a dog, you will die as a dog... I hope that this is true and that what goes around comes around. I hope that you'll children will die that way!!! Sick people...

what's wrong with YOU? FUCKIN MORON, do you always wish for (whoever's) children to DIE(!!!) when you disagree with them?! fuckin dumbass... ...'sins of the father karma farming' is simply a weak excuse for a need of contestants in your personal little blame game. wonder if you even realize what you said.. (even more telling if you didn't).. either way, absolutely pathetic means to express your rigid stance against cruelty towards other "beings"... wishing children to die like dogs!!? wow.

 

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kill those fuckers

its on man...these dogs alrady killed one of your cats (assuming that u r not lying)...that entitles you by law to decide the fate of those dogs. Revenge is the only thing left for you...cuz peaceful neighbourly living is out of the question... unless u want to be your neighbour's bitch for the rest of your life. youll have to give away your cats to a nice family cuz its on and once you take care of those fucking dogs is obvious that prick next door will go after your cats. make a carefull report of the cat incident report it one last time to the proper authorities...and give that guy one last warning to put all of those beasts down. If the pound , the authorities and your neighbour dont do squat ,,,, then its on. Wait for the dogs to come into your property by chance or lure them intentionally and simply kill them.. if that fucker next door gets all in your face about it ,,,,you already have all the paper work and evidence you need to prove that u tried to solve the problem peacefully. My neighbours 3 pitbulls mangled my 7 friends 7 year old daughter while we were having a BBQ in my own backyard. went to the police, pound my friend even sued him (which fucked up our friendship cuz it happen in my property) and no one did shit... i gathered all my paperwork pics and evedence waited for those 3 shits to get into my yard and made a lot of noise so that fuckin nig came out of his house and was able to see when i shot those 3 fuckers with a hunting rifle that i borrowed from my dad (i have never owned a gun). remember that peaceful living is out of the question after this but it gets your point across...of course neither of us can have any pets or nice things in our yards after this. remember the law is on your side on this one..as long as you document your case very well...or if u are afraid of this just get a petition going with the dog hating warmongers of your neighbourhood...there is no greater power than that of the angry mob.
cheers
kill those bastards

 

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raw shellfish works too especially scallops

 

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how big should the sponge be? what if the dog is small?

 

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dog rights

Dogs do not have more rights than people.If I went into my backyard at 2:00 am and started screaming for a half hour or I killed your cat,you would call the cops on me and have me arrested.

 

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Dogs do not have more rights than people.If I went into my backyard at 2:00 am and started screaming for a half hour or I killed your cat,you would call the cops on me and have me arrested.

You are so right!! Unfortunately I have to experience everyday how dogs are treated in many ways better than people. It seems that many people, especially those who have no children of their own despite wanting some, see some kind of child substitute in their dog and thus treat it like a child. It's like "my dog is the most precious of all beings in the world, my dog's allowed to do anything"... so weird! As you said, if I, for instance, shat right in the middle of a sidewalk, someone would have me arrested.

By the way, does anyone have any experience with poisoning a dog with tobacco? I heard somewhere that you have to feed a medium sized dog (approx 45 lbs) only around 20 rather strong cigarettes and it would die quite quickly. The advantage is that you can make it look like a domestic accident quite easily. Is that true?

And what about the sponge? What size would that have to be? And how to compress it to small size for feeding? Using rubber bands? Would they dissolve in the gastric acid so that the sponge can expand? Would you rather use a natural or an artificial sponge?

 

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Heh, I searched on the net to find a way to painlessly kill a dog. And for a moment i was glad I found this one: the thread began nicely; the guy experienced a problem similar to mine, and was looking for a "humane" way to end the life of a problem dog. The real problem is, most of the responders turned out to be ethic-lecturers.

Now my problem was; there's this block of houses which form a huge rectangular park, a huge garden in our neighborhood, and my house's one of them. we had some 20 cats and 2 dogs living there for years, all good, with no problems. Then there appears this woman who rents a flat, then a week later brings in 2 stray dogs and began feeding them in the garden. "oh fine" we said, "let her feed them, after all that's what we do for these cats and dogs", until the stray dogs began killing the cats and kittens, and it turns out that the woman who feeds them is a complete a**hole. She refuses to listen to anyone, denies that her dog killed other people's cats. She refuses to move the problem dogs somewhere else.

I, on the other hand, warned her that if one more cat dies, I'd kill her dogs.

Guess what? dogs killed again. The other problem is, in my country if I call the animal control guys, she can just bribe them off and the control guys document the case as closed and dismiss any future complaints. Got that? I call them again and they shut the phone off on my face.

Guess I decided to do what? Yep, I started looking for a quick, painless way to kill the 2 stray dogs.

Now before you all go "you can't do that ooow you evil man!", shut up and think for a second. That's real life with gray all over, bot white and black. I'm a Greenpeace activist in my country, I'm called "the good guy" by everyone around me but hey; bureaucracy and dialogue wont seem to solve my problems, and cats kept dying, you got that? In total 9 cats died until I took care of the problem..

So I grabbed my 440 Steel Hunting knife, put on my gas mask to prevent anyone recognizing my face, got 2 pieces of tasty, fresh raw meat and took a walk around midnight. I found the animals chasing yet another cat and I approached them, presented them the meat and while they were digging in, slit their throats as fast as I could.

I'm not disturbed for what I did, let me tell you. I still believe I'm a good guy, I still help greenpeace in their campaigns, and I'm sorry for the life I took. But I'm proud to have protected what was mine. because I had the stomach to do this, the remaining cats and kittens are still alive.

And you know what? The ethic-whiners is partly to blame for any pain the animals might have suffered: I was looking for the knowledge to "painlessly" kill a dog, yet I found all useless ethical lecturing going on on this thread and not the useful info I was looking for.

I wrote this long story so that maybe, maybe some of you ethic lecturers realize the futility of lecturing people. If a man is desperate enough to take a life, but still want to do it in the least painful way, shut your trap if you don't have anything useful to say.

 

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no need to use poison, or anything like that..

soak a load of steaks in brine, and completely cover them in salt, chuck one over the fence every couple of hours when no-ones about, a couple of days of that and they'll die pretty quickly.. it'll look like dehydration


and to the posters who're getting all "animal friendly" keeping dogs that are a menace to the people around them is wrong.. fair enough, get a nice pet, but theres no need to have vicious dogs...

 

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So I grabbed my 440 Steel Hunting knife, put on my gas mask to prevent anyone recognizing my face, got 2 pieces of tasty, fresh raw meat and took a walk around midnight. I found the animals chasing yet another cat and I approached them, presented them the meat and while they were digging in, slit their throats as fast as I could.

now, thats more like it

i actually googled "how to kill my neighbor", and i actually ment the human that lives next door... i might try your method... sounds quite efficient

 

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By the way, does anyone have any experience with poisoning a dog with tobacco? I heard somewhere that you have to feed a medium sized dog (approx 45 lbs) only around 20 rather strong cigarettes and it would die quite quickly. The advantage is that you can make it look like a domestic accident quite easily. Is that true?

theres a really old book/ebook that is banned that goes into detail about this..

basicly, it makes a poison that will kill vertually anything, the nicotine from the tabacco can be removed, along with most of the other toxic contents,

basicly, just buy 400-600 cigarettes, put them in a stainless steel or non-stick pan, cover them with water and heat them to about 3/4 boiling point for a long time, eventually the water will go black/brown, and if you keep it heated the chemicals will go into the water... sieve this to get he papers and gunk out

now reduce the water by boiling slowly till there is only a small amount of sticky mess in the pan, this will be very toxic, and wahtever you feed it to will die from the overdose of nicotine (600 cigarettes will give approx 6G of nicotine which ten times the deadly dosage for a human)

obviously please dont go doing this.. it is premeditated murder.
ive only written this for a laugh, id hate for anyone to get hurt from this




actually, if you just wanted to kill a dog, just boil 10litres of DIET softdrink till it reduces to a syrup, technically it is "wood acid" which would easily kill a dog if it ate it..

 

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I really want to kill one dog, that lives next door. He keeps barking every night; Its so frustrating. Back in the day when i was a kid, i killed a dog with homemade vaccine that contained Sodium Hydroxide, rat poison and some other stuff i don't remember.
But i cant get too close to this one cause it keeps running away.
But i will find the best way I promise you that...

 

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Make a bed of nails board and put it face up where the dog would land if he jumps the fence into your yard.

 

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btw, very few people autopsy a dog, just kill it and chuck it at a wall really hard to break a few ribs, this way it'll look a bit like a car crashed into it, then put it on the side of the road.. hosepipe its mouth if you poisoned it to was out any sick/whatever...

 

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stuff some chicken breast with nuts and leave to marinande in rat poision for 24 hours. wait till the neighbours go out one day and leave the chicken breast on the floor at the rear of the garden.that way if they#re sick hopefuly the owners won't notice. buy some weed/skunk and dope the dogs once they''re drowsey coat some pedigree with heroin to finish them off.

 

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my older "christian" brothers dog bit my4 yr old son in the face about 6 mths ago, REquiring stitches and scars. it is a pit bull. He said he was going to put it down but thats as far as he has went talking about it. 2 months ago the dog bit me in the shoulder drawing blood. then a week later the dog bit his insurance agent in the legs chasing him all the way off the property. I need to kill this dog for his kids sake. eventually it will get them and may seriously injure them. He lets his kids play with it ages 6 and 4. how should I do this without being caught. It is a threat to society.

 

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My Suggestion

Hi,

Over the years I've had not one but four different neighbors with barking dogs - from bikers with dobermans to yuppies with terriers.

Most dog owners are inconsiderate jerks, otherwise they wouldn't own an animal that barks, bites and craps everywhere. They often believe their dog is a child or part of their family (dogs are often a replacement for real children). So there's really no point in discussing a little barking with them.

I use a rope noose tied to an aluminum pole to trap the offending dog and pull it out of the neighbor's yard. I take the dog into my basement and usually choke it to death with a wire (be careful not to cut your hands; wrap a towel around the ends). For cuter dogs, like beagles, I just smash their head with a shovel - it's messier, but quicker and more humane.

I wrap up by digging little grave in my back yard and burying the body. I plant a few lillies on top and that's that.

My neighbors probably assume their dog ran away, although I killed three dogs belonging to the same guy before he gave up. But it definitely works eventually.

I hope this doesn't sound harsh to all you dog-child-people. But I'm just letting you know you need to keep your dog silent or he's eventually going to end up as landfill.

Good luck!

-Mark