Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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goo bee

fuck you assholes that is so cruel to do to a dog you basterds go to hell im going to kill myself now because i heard these stories
 
Powdered ratsack and aspirin - mixed with sausage meat then rolled to form dog shit shaped sausages and over fried to attain an almost black colorization akin to the turds often found on nature strips and pathways. Heave no more than two of them over the offending dickheads fence and peace and quiet will soon follow.

If any of you softcock and illiterate pansies think this is over the top, then you either haven't lived near an inconsiderate asswipe dog owner or you are one of the same.

This IS a tried and proven method.
 
Hey Goobee,when you do that can you get some-one to film you and then they can upload it on you tube.
 
next door dog came into my fenced yard, dug a hole under the fence,killed my cat, my 3 year old saw this dog rip his cat into pieces. I want that dog dead, painlessly. Its fair.
 
Unregistered said:
You people are awful. I would recommend taking legal action against the owners of the dog that killed your cat. Do not seek revenge by killing their dogs. It is a criminal act and I being a pet lover am absolutely appalled that their are people that will actually give others advice on how to kill animals via the internet. You all disgust me!
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i hope you're disgusted enough to kill yourself, moron.
 
Unregistered said:
dogs are alive beings. if you respect your life, your mother's life, your kittens' life respect those dogs' life too. man when did we became so cruel? killing is not the solution and can never be a solution
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tell that to the marines killing them afgahn farmers, retard.
 
Unregistered said:
dont kill those dogs you sick F***! what the He** is wrong with you. keep the cats in your garage or put chicken wire on top of your fence. killing is not the only solution. You are a sick BAST*** i am majoring in phycology if you know anything about criminal phycology most murders and rapists start by torchering and killing animals. you have a criminal mind and should be put in jail for even wanting to kill an animal!!!!
GO TO HELL YOU CRIMINAL!
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oh, we got an educated university asshole here. I hope there are barking dogs in hell that i can poison.
 
Do the right thing

For those of you giving advice on how to kill a dog....shame on you. There is obviously something deeply wrong with you, your the one who should be put down. If a neighbor dog is bothering you to the point where it is disturbing your daily life, confront your neighbor about it, or call the police and make a report. If the dog is violent or considered a noise disturbance to enough people in the neigborhood, they will be taken away...though if the dog is not a threat I think this is a very selfish move on your part. Do the right thing.
 
Unregistered said:
For those of you giving advice on how to kill a dog....shame on you. There is obviously something deeply wrong with you, your the one who should be put down. If a neighbor dog is bothering you to the point where it is disturbing your daily life, confront your neighbor about it, or call the police and make a report. If the dog is violent or considered a noise disturbance to enough people in the neigborhood, they will be taken away...though if the dog is not a threat I think this is a very selfish move on your part. Do the right thing.
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Another tree-hugging moron who hasn't experienced the "neighbour & dog' from hell". I'm a dog owner myself but that doesn't help when i can't sleep right cause the neighbour's dog is barking at all hours of the day & night.

the smart ass suggested i a. confront your neighbor about it - i have done so many times. The last time the asshole neighbour told me "Dogs will bark!, they can't help it!" b. call the police and make a report - i live in a 3rd world country, masquerading as a 1st world. there are issues with the local police hesitating to take down reports for the numerous snatch theft incidents in the area. the local police couldn't be bothered by dog issues. I have however contacted the local municipality, i haven't seen anything from them. And don't try to tell me some idiotic plan about going to court cause i need to work and pay my bills.

Those assholes who talk about us being selfish should try it for 3 months, hell, try it for 3 weeks and come back and see if you sing the same tune. It's like a goddamn alarm clock going off at all hours and you cannot turn it off! Somedays i go to work but can't so anything cause i'm so dazed, just walking around like a zombie. Sometimes i just feel like killing someone cause im so tired.

well, no more of this crap. Thank you for all the nice ways you have given me, on how to solve my problem, my friends. I think i already have a plan. i want to kil the owner, just that i don't have the guts for it. Too bad the dog has to die then, but better it than me.
 
dont call us sick fuckers

since the options to those that are affected by dumb dog owners and their dogs are very limited.. without putting a ton of effort getting things resolved legally, which is bullshit. Its no wonder to me why people would take such actions. i don't think its wrong at all to want to kill the damn dogs. really if you don't like dogs that much and you are forced to hear them barking all day long and smell their shit that is just sitting in their yards(like living next to waste management).and to top it off the dog comes into your yard and shits, destroys your property, and yes kills your cat. go head and kill the damn dog. those who own dogs remember your dog affects everyone around you.. so keep your dog on a short leash (as they say) keep him quiet, keep them in your yard, and pick up their shit, cause if you don't and you wake up to a dead dog, it's no ones fault besides your self!
 
actually there is a controvbersy about garlic. some people feed them a clove a day and the dogs are fine. some even report that the dogs actually look and feel better. some say its dangerous when too much is taken (what isnt?) and that chemical companies started the whole 'garlic is dangerous' thing. go google and see the comments
 
Unregistered said:
dont kill those dogs you sick F***! what the He** is wrong with you. keep the cats in your garage or put chicken wire on top of your fence. killing is not the only solution. You are a sick BAST*** i am majoring in phycology if you know anything about criminal phycology most murders and rapists start by torchering and killing animals. you have a criminal mind and should be put in jail for even wanting to kill an animal!!!!
GO TO HELL YOU CRIMINAL!
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You are an idiot and (I suspect) a liar,unless American universities have added "phycology" as well as psychology to their available course selections.Misspell it once, could be a typo, but twice? And clearly, comparing the desire to eliminate what is perceived as a problem animal to mutilation and torture(another misspelled word in your post) is indicative of your ignorance and lack of any real psychological education.
Pet owners need to be responsible for their animals.If it takes too much time or work to control your pets then get rid of them or people like me will do it for you.
I cage trap between 3-6 cats every week.I bring them to local animal control where owners are charged to retrieve them.If they arent collected they are destroyed.I wish I could trap the owners who let these animals out to dig up gardens ,soil childrens sandboxes and be struck by traffic, but I cant so i will continue to attempt to deter them from their irresponsibility.
I have had problems with my neighbor over his dog-too lazy to dispose of the crap properly.He-or his kid according to him- was throwing it over the fence into my yard.Dog died, I was thrilled.Then they got a new one.Now they have started throwing feces into my yard again.But not inconspicuously into the corner like before-now it is all over my childrens graveled play area and even on their climber.
I'm going to try the toxic cocktail.I'll let you know yow it works
 
u need a dog to jump ur fence and inpregnate ur dog...

okay, so my dog is nine months old! And just started to be in the HEAT! now I wrk all day and all night almost every day except Sunday. So when I get off work I c this old mangy ass dog in my bak yard! Ask myself how the hek did it get in here? Now I'm sure my dog is now pregnant from the neighbors dog! And I only want to kill it and send a message 'keep ur pets inside your yard!' I just can't stay awake till 4AM to catch it gettin over the fence and bashing its brains out and throwing it in the trash....and its not really my neighbors dog...its this owners dog who lives down the street! 'Keep the son of a bitch inside your yard' now I am new to owning a female dog but that doesn't mean I have to get her spayded! The dog is inside my yard and poses a threat to me, my dog and uncle, who is old!I should do whatever I want to anything or anyone whom I don't give permission to go into my yard!!
 
I have an idea...

Leave out some alcoholic drinks or worse, rubbing alcohol! It takes some drinking to kill, though, so get the dogs thirsty first (make them chase something like an RC for a while).
 
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