Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

[Ryoko]

Ok first. Thing no one is sick unless they r talking about killing humans in this way. They are animals for goodness sake there is a billoin more that no one even wants don't get me wrong I'm an animal lover I manage a pet store & have worked with animals of all kinds but just as our justice system sometimes fails us as law abiding citizens as does the animal control. Not one persons opinion really matters either so for every one to write their nasty comments is just ignorance no one cares what ur opinion is on the matter cause obviously you have not had a dog that has a retard for an owner & if the owner will not comply with his or her neighbors there is no other option but to remove the problem animal. As you said the animal control did nothing as they can sometims not do much due to the overwhelming amount of unwanted & problem animals they may already be a full pound with no room. The most humane & PAINLESS way to put any problem pet to sleep if all else has failed is to find someone that has diabetes ask them for some of there insulin u can give the dog a dose many ways through the mouth in a treat, by injection while they are sleeping, or pouring it in their ear this should result in th animal appearing to go to sleep in a painless way. I have had my kitty killed by stray dogs & now have aboyfriend with 6 Rottweilers that he can not handel taking care of & all our surrounding neighbors hate so I can understand your desperation. But please note this is only something that may be considered after all other options have been exhausted & have failed. Good luck in your efforts ! Aggression is not acceptable period!!!

 

[AnvilOfCrom]

I sympathize with everyone here having problems with neighbors and their dogs. For the last year we've had problems with our neighbors two dogs barking at night in her driveway which runs right next to our bedroom. I have to wear ear plugs to get to sleep and even then I'm often woken up by the mongrels at 3 or 4am barking at the wind, cats or the slightest noise from anything outside their yard. I wake up with headaches and blood noses from the ear plugs creating pressure in my inner ear.

We have approached our neighbour numerous time about her dogs and had no luck. The last time we spoke to her she got foul mouthed. A couple of weeks ago the dogs started digging under the fence into our yard (3 times in 4 days) we left a note in her letterbox telling her to fill up the holes on her side of the fence...she didn't empty her letterbox for 3 days so we had to fill the holes her dogs dug.

One night last week was so bad we called the local police who came around pretty quickly. Both her dogs had escaped from the backyard and were out on the road barking at 4am. As soon as the cops left they started barking so we had to call the cops back out again.

Calling the police and waking her up at 4.30am had no effect on her so we called the RSPCA (Australian animal welfare) and had them check her out...no effect. We spoke with the landlord she rents from who said he'd speak with her...no effect. Our next step would be to take private legal action in order to force her to keep her dogs quiet at night but we'd have to pay for it and the order could be appealed against and end up costing a lot of money.

Today I was so pissed off about it that I ground up some rat poison, added cocoa and icing sugar to it and mixed it into a dog crap like consistency. My plan is to throw the fake turd over the fence and hope the bastard muts eat it and die. If not I'll continue to fine tune my approach and possibly use bacon or ground meat.

I love dogs, we own three of them. We keep them inside at night so they don't bother anyone. We gave this bitch a chance to sort the problem out peacefully, all she had to do was keep the dogs inside at night and allow us some peace and quiet. Now she's going to pay the consequences....I've had enough. Personally I'd prefer to poison her but I don't want to end up in jail.

 

[Unregistered]

Okay, let me begin with the following disclaimer:
I am NOT a member of PETA or anyother organization. PETA wants to forcibly take animals away from their loving homes, rip ice cream from the hands of children, and replace every single uniquely delicious cut of meat and replace it with a gelatinous cube of white rubber. That's right- I eat meat. Lobsters, sushi, steak, bacon, chicken skin, you name it.
That being said, you people are all sick. You believe that it is okay to kill these dogs because "they're only animals", and you are all very keen to point out the differences between animals and people. Honestly, if this batch of dogs threatened the life of my children, I'd act out in self-defense. But did you ever stop to consider that the only life lost in this case was that of a kitten? Who shouldn't have even been outside anyway. I'm extremely sorry that you lost your cat, but the reality is that if the dogs hadn't gotten to it, something else would. A hawk, an eagle, a fox, a gang of teenage deliquents. You simply can't let an animal that small wander outside alone, allergies problems aside. There were other ways to take care of them, like giving them to a loving home for example. It's unfair to make your neighbors suffer for your mistakes

 

[Unregistered]

tylenol extra strength...shove it in their mouth or put it inside a treat or food...you're going to need about 5(extra strength)

 

[Unregistered]

MOO! :3_3_21[1]::3_8_14[1]::emot2::emot0::3_8_14[1]::3_3_21[1]:

 

[Unregistered]

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[Unregistered]

tylenol works 2 extra strength and bleach mouth wash

 

[Unregistered]

I took care of my neighbors dogs after the police and animal control failed at getting them to shut up at night. take a regular cleaning sponge and cut it into 2 inch square cubes (cant be coral sponge) then fry some bacon and soak the sponge in the grease. toss about 8 cubes into the neighbors yard then sit back, watch the dogs eat the sponge while you eat the good bacon. It takes about three-five days for them to die but the vet cannot stop it from happening. I had to listen to the dogs moan in pain for a few days but it was music to my ears. Now, If I see a pit bull on the loos then I just shoot them.

 

[Unregistered]

byby doggie

forget meat balls the rat posin works great in a baked peanut butter roll they love it .

 

[Unregistered]

dead doggy

im goin to poison a dog that ruthlessly come into my garden and tore my family cat of 15 years to pieces in front of my 3 year old screaming and cryin son.then the dog had a go at my son were i had to jump in with a flower pot and break it over he dogs head before it bit him.the dog ran home,i rang the dog warden,doesnt wanna know,rang the police,didnt wanna no.i went and told the owner who slammed the door in my face sayin get over it.so ive put about 30 rat poison pellets into 3 sausages and am putting them into the dogs garden

 

[Unregistered]

fuck the dogs, just get a big can of dog food, mix in a good amount of antifreeze (250mls concentrate) & leave it out for the filthy mongrel(s).

guaranteed to fuck up their long term plans.

 

[Unregistered]

fuck the dogs, just get a big can of dog food, mix in a good amount of antifreeze (250mls concentrate) & leave it out for the filthy mongrel(s).

guaranteed to fuck up their long term plans.

just make sure the antifreeze is the ethylene-glycol type

 

[Unregistered]

Dog!

Take a sledge hammer and beat the dogs heads in until their thoroughly dead.

Then set fire to your neighbors house for good measure.

Hope this helps.

 

[Unregistered]

i put chocolate where my neighbor lives, cuz their dog nearly died several times due to seizures from chocolate. but the dogs have to like chocolate, like my neighbors'. avenge your cat!

 

[Unregistered]

I think hurting dogs is wrong!
You should blow your neighbors head off with a pump up shotgun and leave the dogs to starve. :3_3_21[1]:

 

[Unregistered]

I believe that we should have a worldwide cull of all bad breeds like the Rotweiler, pitbull etc - before you goody too show tree huggers say' Its the owners and not the dogs fault' - well just look at the statistics- most dangerous incidents involve these types of dogs.
We should kill every such dog, it would be great pleasure and good target practice for soldiers wishing to go to Iraq and Afghanistan, and also for the general public to improve there shootng skills, we can sell the meat on to our South Korean friends.

 

[Helpfull Friend]

Kill your neighbours but save one, and make the one who is not killed to watch you slaughter the dog infront of them hahahah, then bash her/him on the head with a hammer!!! ... but try talking to your neighbours first...

 

[Unregistered]

All this very unpleasant!

You should do the right thing and chop the dogs up into bite sized pieces, cook them with carrots, herbs and red wine, a pinch of salt and pepper to taste, serve with boiled potatoes or rice.

Invite your neighbor around for dinner and serve them their dogs piping hot!

 

[Unregistered]

waah waahhh mike vick waaah waah sooooo cruel

let me put it to you sensitive bitches this way:

If I had a PET SNAKE OR SPIDER and I let it roam around at night and KILLED YOUR WHATEVER YOU BITCHES IS SENSITIVE ABOUT

you'd kill it.

so watch me kill these dogs that my neighbor wont control since they invade my property and kill my kittens. I don't give a fuck about your feelings.

YOU invade my property and fuck with my shit.

If you woke up and found ME killing your dog ON YOUR PROPERTY what would you do? You'd murder my ass.

SO WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT KILLING "DEFENSELESS ANIMALS: THAT YOU WONT CONTROL YOURSELVES!?

 

[Unregistered]

All this very unpleasant!

You should do the right thing and chop the dogs up into bite sized pieces, cook them with carrots, herbs and red wine, a pinch of salt and pepper to taste, serve with boiled potatoes or rice.

Invite your neighbor around for dinner and serve them their dogs piping hot!

*looks at his plate of chinese food* that's.... not funny at all.