Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I think people of first world are most funny in their behaviour. They are eating millions of animals in burgers, kill billions by the use of pesticides at their farms, but go nuts at the thought of killing a stray dog.


Well said.
 
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my nieghbor shot my 2 puppies down the road so im going to sit across the road from there house with my scoped .223 and im gonna pick off both his dogs and all 10 of his chickens hahahaha i dont get mad i get even:clubbing:
You're neighbors have chickens?
So did mine!
I "got rid" of them, only to have him get some more. Not only that, but then several other "hispanic" people in the neighborhood also started raising them for food and fighting. The noise and stench became obnoxious.
So the next thing I did was to purchase two red fox kits. One male and one female from a breeder, and when they were old enough, I turned them loose in the neighborhood, and guess what? They went to town killing all the chickens. The neighbors finally gave up on the chickens because now, several years later, there are even more foxes running around here who have a great taste for chicken!
Good luck to you!
 
Pepper spray the dog then stab it repeatedly before it recovers, be quick though especially if its a pitt bull. That way at least you get the satisfaction of doing it with your hands.
 
I would've been against the idea of killing the dogs until a week ago, when I saw 3 big German Shepherds torturing a tiny little house dog. The feather pillow description fits exactly. The screams of the little dog haunt me still. Fortunately a woman who was closer and in less shock than I was walked up to the dogs and made a lot of noise and scared the big dogs away, and the little dog ran away seemingly unharmed.
 
Hue dont even think about killing my dogs or i will kill all your cats!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sorry about your cats :( I had the same problem when my neighbor (who lets her dog run free throughout the neighborhood) dog pushed over my pet rabbits' hutch, and then proceeded to eat them. If you soak a sponge in bacon grease and feed it to the dog, it will die. But it isn't very painless, they get very sick before they die.
 
Build a full scale model of the rocky mountains, but, and here's the trick, also dig catacombs where the dogs can get lost trying to navigate an escape route, this should take enough time to occupy the dogs and therefore prevent them time to attack.

Hope this helps.
 
Well what are you supposed to do it's not our fault you fuckers won't keep your own dogs on your property and they're coming into your yard killing all your animals if you don't like it keep your dogs in your own yard. Im tired of all you people getting dogs and just letting them roam the neighborhood. You don't know how much money I've spent on trying to replace and keep animals out of my yard. I couldn't give a shit less about your stupid animals if you really loved them you wouldn't let them roam everywhere imagine what it's like having animals come in and murder your pets and you can't do anything about it. :moonie:
 
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sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that.
since you have spelling problems and you know various ways to fuck a man's ass... you are an illiterate homosexual.
 
Hey buddy... I know. Before one week, one my goat has leg off by a dog. My neighbor is making the puppies from the dogs there is maybe 10. Then one cock bird and one goat is made dead from a dog. I am saying no. More dog, they are making dead animal in my house. I have the kalashnikov but this is loud and I am tired. Seeds are working good for killing dog, the big ones. Some big seed let them eat, dog is like a drunk man then is made dead. Two dog made dead now and after one month two more I hope. I am tell you it works no trouble. Many big seed.

Hoping no more dog, some good some bad, bad dog wants kalashnikov evertime here.
 
I confront the same problme with uge dog of my neighbor, in fact it is cared by the grandmother who is 75+ and simply can not control the dog in any meaningful way. I had my arm inside his mouht, my luck I had a thick coat and all tha
 
Sorry, my previous comment run too fast to the board, I continue now: the old lady can't control the dog, he enters into my garage and drives my young kids crazy. I have not the slightest hesitation in plannig to kill this dog, I will actually be happy to do that and not get my hands on the old lady, as this situation will drive me nuts eventually and even with my super calm and considerate attitude I will explode one day. I already deposited about 10 complaints in the Local Police, she got one 250 euros fine, and the second is on the way, but she is very very rude, I suffered insults in front of my kids, but did not react, The policeman said he could not have stayed calm like I did...
But I will get the situation under control here and I will gladly tell her that I have spread poisoned meats pieces on my land next to her house, maybe that will already do the trick of making sure the dog does not enter my land.
I think very very few people in the world suffered from neighbors like me, before coming here I lived in a place where the lady had her husband sick in the house for over 25+ years, she was evidently mad,(she decided to care for him at home instead of leaving him in hospital) you could see that in 5 minutes, and I went through the worse experience of my life with her, but believe it or not I did not kill her nor even attacked her, and I think 99.99 % of the people of this world would have attacked her, her son even treathen to kill me with his rifle(The mad lady used to set up big fire and burn dry weeds from her garden WHER ONLY 5-7 meters away she had her GAS SUPPLIES, THE BIG CONTAINERS, if she wanted to die, I did not feel like joining with my entire family)_. So I have LOTS of experience with bad neighbors and that is why when I bought this current house I made sure I have plenty of space (about 70 meters ) to the fence of the next neighbors, well, it turned out when nasty people surround you they find a way to annoy you even when they are 70 meters away.
 
This is not for your neighbor's dog, but it is for those hyena type dogs that bother the local streets and kids. The rat poison is available in 100mg capsules. Don't buy the brown type capsule, but get the white type . Add brown sugar 5mg and a little of beef soup powder - this will increase the dogs' appetite. Mix well and add sufficient water, plus 30 ml of ROU-5G3 weed killer. Then use a drainer to drain the mixture - you need only the water solution or mixture. Buy a $2 syringe and jab the mixture into meatballs (ie. canned meatballs in tomato sauce). Just the meat balls, get rid of the sauce. Drop the meatballs at the planned spots. The right dose is 2.5 ml per meatball, and you drop say 3 meatballs for one kill. Death will set in 30 minutes or less. :)

Thank you. That's real good advice. Being a dog lover myself I'm already very sorry for the dog but there's really no other option left for me. Already called multiple authorities. So I'll be taking the hard way... I hope that it won't suffer much.. :(
 
man, wake up and join the real world. human life is more important than allowing dogs to continue to attack. one day a child could walk by and be killed!!! peoples' priorities are so messed up. since when do we value animals' "freedoms" above that of human life!?
 
This person is right. aspirin, antifreeze, rat poison etc hasn't been working. So far the dogs have killed daughter's two cats, our small dog and the neighbor's kitten. These dogs have pack mentality and even attacked me! I managed to kill one by jamming my first down it's throat. Him or me. I am scared for my daughters and people are scared to walk down the street. These dogs are dangerous and now wary of me. Obviously we cannot start shooting in the street. What poison actual works? Ps. I cannot rely on municipal to help as they can't catch them. AND I don't have to worry about the police. they want the dogs dead too. PLEASE HELP ME
 
Build an armada consisting of replica Spanish galleons, load the ships with the offending dogs and sail them off to discover new countries.
This is a win win situation as the dogs will have no time for attacks as they will be busy plundering various indigenous communities.
We also will benefit further by colonizing new land and it's resources.
Hope this helps.
 
ok here i go first off i am an old dog trainer and a people trainer as well!! ok boys and girls i have read all this how to kill a dog and cat on this wonderful forum ! now all you have to do is post your problem and i will simply solve your problem swift and quick ok! let me give you some pointers on the subject of barking dogs neighbors and you know the rest ,ok there are several types of problems that can piss a person off right ? we know that ,ok now first off ,you can just kill the dam dog !with posion/bullets meatballs loaded with all your medical /chemicals/ ect ect .ok to start off lets say your neibors dog is a barker and you confront him or her and your results are nothing done ,then its time to just have fun with your neighbor ok he or she !ok this is called reversed dog asss wipping .this is how you are going to put pressure on your neighbors and there dogs relationship ! ok ! this will tell you if they are really bonding the right way .lol .ok first you are going to start feeding ole spot hot dog treats over the fence thru the fence become his friend to ok be creative with your treats ok i like cheap hot dogs with laxitive pills freeze them then when the owners not around give it to them this trick is for the inside dog thats both in and out ,when you give this dog the shits ,how you will know this is working when you hear the owner beating the holly hell out of spot at midnight for shitting in the house at midnight when he cant make it to the front door in time! you wanna hope he shits on the carpet its harder to get out AND YOU CAN PICTURE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE NEIGHBOR ON HIS KNEES SCRUBBING THE POOP DEEPER INTO THE CARPET CAUSE MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THE RIGHT WAY TO CLEAN IT UP.LOL ,also you can remember this one ok, MILK IT DOES A DOGGY GOOD/LIQUIDE SHIT IT ALSO MAKES IT ALONG NIGHT .TIMEING IS EVERYTHING OK .HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FUN KICK BACK AND DRINK A BEER AND GIGGLE AWAY !!! ok see how you are never the bad guy and chances are the dog will go away fast or become a outside dog giveing more fun with spot .if you guys want me to post more i have a shit load of them .like how to trap cats in your own garage and what to do with them after you catch them and how much fun you and your buddies can have with this one/CATMANDO!!! these are tricks from a pro and i have done them all / fast tip remind me to tell you about my nieghbor that paid a $500.00 boarding fee ole spot stayed at the finest of pet spas donald trump style THE WORKS BABY THEN COMES THE BILLgatesBILL YEEE HAW !! ALSO how to deal with the SPCA your local humaine sociaty and all your fucking tree hugging needs thanks hope you enjoyed this so far !!!!!!:all mighty:
 
Buy a dozen nuclear aircraft carriers from the US navy.
Herd the dogs on board and sail them across the Indian ocean at an extremely slow speed. The dogs will not be able to escape until the carriers run aground.

Hope this helps.
 
you people are all nuts my nieghbor is accusing me of killing her dog it is a mess. I am looking at prision time for sometime i didnt do. so to all you animal killing addicts think again you could be going to prision and you should if you commited the crime.
 
You can sue him for your cats death bro. Don't go killing a dog, it doesn't know any better. Take legal action.
 
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