Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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You need to take a sponge and use rubber bands to compress it into a small ball. Mix it in food or soak in blood with food. Once the dog eats the food and that compressed sponge the rubber bands will break and the sponge will expand. The dog will not die right away, but it will give it time to die at your neighbors house and not yours. Nobody will know how it died. Dogs are a nuisence and if they run and bother people they should die. To all the tree hugging PETA S--T head kiss my butt I have killed many this way. You leave me a bad coment on this and I will kill 10 more just because you pissed me off.
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I have a question for you. How would rubber bands break in the stomach? Since the rubber bands can't be digested in anyway. Have you tried this before?
 
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my friend came home one day to find his puppy died from drinking bug spray. the only reason they found out was cuz there was a container of bug spray knocked over on its side. there was no way to tell besides that. that and also my friends mom noticed that throughout that day, the dog kept pooping(or i think vomiting) blood. the mom took him to the vet, died either at the vet or on the way there.... he was stiff as a board. now im not saying kill the dog, but if you are gong to, AND IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD, then try bug spray
 
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So...I was searching the internet to find out what toxic bulbs are because my neighbor threatened to throw them over my fence simply because she hates dogs...my dogs have not been in her yard, they have not harmed anyone or anything. And I found this site. And this is an honest question...do you people really just enjoy killing dogs for fun? Even if it is pointless? I am sad to hear all of this. And no it does not make me a tree hugger not to kill things. Im just a normal person who doesn't recycle and just so happens to have pets I care about. And futhermore, I have no idea what it is like in Africa or what the dog situation is like. I also think that truly harmful animals should be put down. But do we have to be so violent about it? These "serial killer" type tendencies should probably be kept to yourself. Anyway, I sincerly hope that none of you go to hell and that you aren't as horrible as your posting makes you seem. And as far as wanting to kill more dogs because of a negative post, if you are the kind of person who kills for enjoyment, you will do it reguardless of my thoughts or opinions.
 
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I'm sorry for your cat, but there are better ways to handle this. Dogs that pose a threat to public safety should be put down. Call the cops. But don't take measures into your own hands.

I too am trying to get justice for my pet. My dog was just shot, and is probally going to die. Chip never harmed anyone. He is the nicest, happiest, friendliest dog I've ever had. I'm going to find who shot him and stop the bastard from ever doing it again to another animal.
 
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who could even think of killing any of the dogs, i cant believe someone could even think of doing that!!!! :bad:
 
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I have a question for you. How would rubber bands break in the stomach? Since the rubber bands can't be digested in anyway. Have you tried this before?
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Don't believe it. The rubber band won't be released. The sponge won't expand. I tried it, it didn't kill the evil dog. The sponge just come out along with its shits.

For those who can't imagine people killing dogs and think that we are evil.
I tell you what. You pay for my loss than I would stop doing that. That evil dogs never stop barking I can't sleep I can't go to work. You pay for my loss for not going to work than I would say that you are a really dogs lovers. And I am about to lose my job also. So you pay me about 2000USD than I would stop killing that dog.

You won't pay me would you? ALL TALKING NO ACTION HYPOCRITE. Just STFU.
 
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mix a good bunch of rat poison (paste presentation) in a meat ball and put it in a place you know they visit frequently. Do it preferably at night.
 
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Oh, I forgot, if they ever get into your property again you can wack them with a baseball bat right on the head, you can say they invaded your property and attacked you, they can't do anything about it since you have the right of defending yourself from an attack.
 
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This depends on the quantity of dogs involved, but the best way is to purchase Naval uniforms and a Class A nuclear submarine from the US navy.
Dress the dogs in the fore mentioned uniforms and put them into the Class A nuclear submarine, submerge the submarine to its depth limit and then secure to the sea bed. This will prevent the dogs re-surfacing, and therefore eliminating the attack problem.

Hope this helps.
 
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This depends on the quantity of dogs involved, but the best way is to purchase Naval uniforms and a Class A nuclear submarine from the US navy.
Dress the dogs in the fore mentioned uniforms and put them into the Class A nuclear submarine, submerge the submarine to its depth limit and then secure to the sea bed. This will prevent the dogs re-surfacing, and therefore eliminating the attack problem.

Hope this helps.
 
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I have the same fuckin' problems here. My bastard neighbor's dogs won't stop barking all day and all night long and they're always harass people passing including me and my wife and other neighbors. We all have a dog too but these dogs and the witch owner are just stupid. She even breaks one of my flower pots and won't admit it although she's been caught redhanded. Some neighbors also thinking about poisoning those dogs with rat poison but we need to let the situation cool down a little bit so the witch doesn't suspect her dogs are being poisoned. BTW, I live in a country where police officer has no responsibility on this kind of problems and a report the other government authority also prove fruitless since they're all fucking corrupt if you know what I mean.
 
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drop a bottle of 500 mg asprin i did this to. my neighbor dog he kept letting his dog piss on my grill the local police would not do anything, so problem solved, they had 2 put there dog too sleep... that RIP flea bags.. i hate dogs anyway
 
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ahh, reading all these comments about people killing dogs has helped relax me a bit after putting up with my neighbours dogs barking all the fucking time, some people on here have the nerve to call us dog haters losers? well they have obviosly never dealt with a dog that literally never shuts the fuck up, all you tree hugging hippy dog lovers can go fuck yourself, and i realise i probably come off as an asshole on here, but believe me im not, im a decent person who would never wanna hurt anything, but getting woken up 4 hours earlier before i even need to get up for work, and gettin woken up in the middle of the night and having this happen over and over and over again eventualy has driven me to the point of insanity where i am pretty much willing to jump the fence, slit that dogs fucking throat and go do some time in jail, but since i found all these posts of how people have delt with these fucking dumbass dogs, maybe ill try something else where im less likely to be caught, i think i like the idea of throwing chocolate and some nuts over the fence....thanks alot for your help everyone, and people who say oh...leave those dogs alone you losers, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
 
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Or maybe he should buy a mountain lion that would eat his neighbor's dogs. Then, according to your reason, the neighbor shouldn't have any reason to be upset or take action. Or... perhaps the neighbor should take responsibility for his dogs. HE (or she) should be the one to spend the money to keep his dogs out of other people's property.
 
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You people aren't sick at all. Inconsiderate ass pet owners are. Most of them are only alive because it's against the law to kill them. Thanks for the advice and let's count one less vermin in the world. I'm going to Costco to buy some nuts and dog food to set out on my patio.
 
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12 gauge. make sure to shoot it in the hind with a slug so it suffers and bleeds out. And if your neighbor whines, shoot them to along with the douchebags on here that are standing up for these obnoxious dogs!
 
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