Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I have tried every kind of poison and the best thing to use is Cooks brand Gopher pellets. It contains strychnine and makes the animal go into seizures seconds before it explodes inside. Mix up about 1/4 cup to a handful of ground hamburger for a 100% sure kill. I like dogs but I dislike habitual barkers, and they should be destroyed. They really a need cruelty to humans law from the unnecessary noise the nuisances make and the owners that do not train them. I would just as soon murder the owner as well as the dog. But the laws for murdering a human is more strict. So kill the little noisy bastard for your good nethealth and mental well being and sleep well tonight!
 
sick n cruel

just to read these post about killing someones pets makes me sick. its more than wrong n cruel. Our family pet of 11 years was poisoned, and we had to put her to sleep her blood was black and she was suffering. its people like this that cause the world to be fucked up. seriously what would happen if it was one of your loved ones poisoned just cause they were load or someone didnt like looking at their face.
 
Is this a forum for serial killers and Psychopaths??wtf is wrong with you people????!!!
 
lol Some good ideas.
Great thread.
Talking rarely works. Cops do nothing. Animal control is mostly useless.
Why allow a dangerous animal in your neighborhood?
 
Take a bicycle pump and insert it into the dogs anuses and gradually pump them with air until they start to float.
Now here comes the clever part - with specifically made fins, previously glued to the dogs hind legs, aim the dogs into the nearest electrical pylon, thus electrifying the dogs and therefore preventing further nuisance from them!

I hope this helps.
 
Hi pal, fuck all those pussies that criticise you, I had the same problem.

Try:

1 - Broken glass (crushed small) mixed with meat ball.
2 - Paracetamol mixed with meat ball.
3 - Rat poison inside a meat ball
4 - Get it to drink (they love it) car anti-freeze (methanol).

In all cases you use a meat ball, freeze it so that handling, throwing over the edge etc... is easier.

Good luck eliminating the fucker!!.
 
Good suggestions.
I would however recommend rocket powered sleds super-glued to the dogs hind legs and have the dogs attempt the world speed record on the salt flats. The the dogs that fail the fastest runs will be so humilated that they will never want to show their snoats again in public.

I hope this helps.
 
I found that shooting the dog works quite well from past experiences. Then shoot the owner when he comes out <3
 
yahhh

dont kill those dogs you sick F***! what the He** is wrong with you. keep the cats in your garage or put chicken wire on top of your fence. killing is not the only solution. You are a sick BAST*** i am majoring in phycology if you know anything about criminal phycology most murders and rapists start by torchering and killing animals. you have a criminal mind and should be put in jail for even wanting to kill an animal!!!!
GO TO HELL YOU CRIMINAL!

Hmm... you must be referring to psychology... it seems someone who is majoring in it would have a better idea of how to spell it... how strange. I think that perhaps you've just watched too much CSI.
Hunters fucking proffession is killing animals. Thousands of cow and chicken are killed every day. Killing a dog is not a big deal, live a little in this guys shoes and you might have a better idea how dogs can drive you to the point of killing.
Much support I hate barking dogs, kill the whole lot of them.
 
Looking to "take care of" a dog...

Long story short: Against months of polite requests and common sense reasons for why she shouldn't, a family member brought home a dog. However, the family member is too lazy to take care of it, causing daily fecal and urine stains throughout the house. We also cannot afford to keep the dog. The dog itself, due to it's unfortunate mix of parentage, was born with a nose in a shape that causes permanent breathing trouble. The surgery to fix the nose would cost over a grand.

Adoption isn't an an option, as the dog is not mine to give away. The family member refuses to even listen to reasoning, preferring to have us go broke before she realizes the extent of her thoughtlessness.

I went and bought a bar of baking chocolate, which I hear is the grand daddy of toxic chocolates. Apparently 2 ounces of the stuff is all I need to "toxify" a 20-pound dog, and the dog I'm looking to take care of can't be more than 10 lbs. But will 2 ounces KILL the dog outright?

It's a damn shame doing this to a perfectly blameless creature, but being a pet lover doesn't keep the bills paid.
 
Gopher poisning feedstore has the best or nursey but home depot has lower grade stuff
 
So I am told Tylenol will kill a dog. I will find out soon fed some to a neighbors dog who has puppies all the time just to kill the puppies so I am trying to kill his bitch. 2 wrongs may not make a right but it will stop the killing. And yes I have reported it to the humane society and they have to catch him in the act. So I guess I have to take care of it myself.
 
Don't use antifreeze or ratpoison. They would suspect that someone killed their dogs. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works. If the dogs are on your property and you kill them there is nothing your neighbors can do because the law is on your side.

i am personally a animal lover and i just love dogs but a few weeks ago my neighbors dog abull mastiff bit my leg and it hurt bad i managed to get my leg out and got rabies injection etc but i want to teach that dog a real bad lesson plz help
 
Im with the dog killer on this.. my neighbours do keeps coming into my property (garden) and shits everywhere so y not kill it to teach the owners a lesson.. keep telling them and showing video cam of proof but still nothing, and the council dont do shit all.

Its not that i hate dogs but the owners need to properly train them and stop them from entering my garden otherwise i will kill it
 
what poisons do people know here work 100% tested before and what poisons are said to work, but didn't live up to expectation?
 
In my case, all the neighbours complain and complain. The dogs are locked in a 3x3m courtyard, never let out, so are bored and bark and bark and bark and bark. I work from home and am selling my house just to try and get away from the little sh*ts. I think it will be humane but I want them dead! It will be doing the entire neighbourhood a great big favor. I think I will start them on a dose of meatballs and nuts.
 
For those who don't want animals hurt, what should you do? Taked with neighbors-no luck. They have 5 dogs. None of which are fixed or have had shots. Friends who don't like or are afraind of dogs, don't come around anymore. I am tired of stepping in, driving the lawn mower in, and picking up their dogs bathroom remains. The police said the only thing they can do is talk to them, no protection there. You can be sure that as soon has the female dogs go in heat, there will be more dogs. Won't be long and there will be a pack. It is also ruining my business. With no extra funds, going to court is not an option. They will still be there even if we did that and no guarentee that that woudl work.
 
Hells got a special place for all of you sick shits may be someone should poison you
the world will be a better place
 
Poisoning Dog...

So my neighbor has like 5 or 6 pretty big dogs. They "mark" their territories everywhere, occasionally bark all night long and harass the passing pedestrians. Now I can live with that, but a week ago they went over to my driveway and killed one of my cats. All of them at once came and treated my cat as though it were a feather stuffed pillow, and today they were about to jump into my backyard and would've done the same thing again had I not thrown stones at em'. My cats have to live in my backyard due to my family asthma problems, and I now have 4 kittens and one old one. Been here for around 3 years and never had any problems until now and the last thing I want is one of my kittens completely ripped to pieces. Taking my cats in is out of the question for my mom would literally die due to her asthma if I did. So, to get to the point, what's the quickest and most painless way to poison and kill a dog? Called a pound, no results. Owner is a bastard, doesn't listen.

See I've been in the same position in the past but then thousands of things crossed my mind, the neighbor has kids so what if the kids take the poison or if he poisons my dog too the problem was that the dog barks all day and night long but mine don't so I don't hate dogs cuz I have one but I don't let my dog to bark as mother fucker all day long but the neighbors don't care about it the question is think twice you can kill some one else including your cats
 
See I've been in the same position in the past but then thousands of things crossed my mind, the neighbor has kids so what if the kids take the poison or if he poisons my dog too the problem was that the dog barks all day and night long but mine don't so I don't hate dogs cuz I have one but I don't let my dog to bark as mother fucker all day long but the neighbors don't care about it the question is think twice you can kill some one else including your cats
 
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