I recently heard that a friend's lovely Labrador has cancer. She is a lovely dog and I shed several tears when I heard this.
As I did when another friend told me her beautiful cocker spaniel, now aged 12, has lost the use of her hind legs and her health is seriously deteriorating.
Neither of these dogs bark excessively or bite. They are a credit to the canine species and anyone who would want to hurt them is scum.
On the other hand, the dog which continually yaps and yaps down the road from me is nothing but a nuisance. Unlike the dogs I have mentioned above, it shows no affection for anybody and more often than not, simply makes as much noise as it can. Of course the owner is chiefly responsible for this, but that does not alter the fact that the dog is a loathsome annoyance and if there was any justice in the world, this nasty little mofo would be the one with a serious illness rather than the other two nice dogs to whom I have referred.
I have a bottle of champagne waiting for the day the yapper gets run over, and if that does not happen I will speed its demise with one of the recipes suggested on this thread. There are lovely dogs and there are vermin, and the vermin should be exterminated. Dogs are animals and not human beings and there is no reason why we should tolerate nuisance or dangerous dogs.
The people who come on here to offer threats and abuse won't understand that, of course. It seems that they can't spell any word correctly other than "fuck" or "cunt" - which shows that they are incapable of understanding reasoned argument. That is such a shame - anyone with a soul loves nice dogs, but any normal person rightly gets pissed off when their peace is disturbed or threatened by a nuisance dog, and if the owner of those nuisance dogs won't deal with the problem, the affected human beings have every right to kill it.