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Hey mods, could we get the thread title changed to: Need to painfully poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?
Great thread by the way!
Great thread by the way!
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U ppl are are fucking monsters dogs are loving breathing creatures and dont deserve to be killed so cat bit u get over it u childish cunt and i would kill and maul a child eny.day then kill a dog u sick worthless excuse of a human being thank u for reading this and i hope someone poisons u in the future goodbie
U ppl are are fucking monsters dogs are loving breathing creatures and dont deserve to be killed so cat bit u get over it u childish cunt and i would kill and maul a child eny.day then kill a dog u sick worthless excuse of a human being thank u for reading this and i hope someone poisons u in the future goodbie
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I really hope u die a sloow death bye choking on your blood i for one love all animals i have not a single respect for a human cuz there sick i never liked humans and i probly never will animals will always come first to me cuz just becuz humans are smarter and more evolved they think they can kill what they want ooo im a human im much more inportent then a animal ooo a cat bit me i think ill kill it cuz im a human and im more inportent then it well if u think that way go and countinue raping your mothers face
u messed up cunt sorry for my mouth u are a pussy killing a animal just cuz it bit u grow up plz and go kyourself the world will be much better with out people like u think im sick i dont give 2 give to flying shits a cat bit me once did i bitch and moan like u no cuz im more smarter then u lol so im happ u read this and saw what i think of u sorry for my spelling im only 12 btw sorry for disturbing u from raping your mother so plz countiue your sad and missreble life buh bye
I really hope u die a sloow death bye choking on your blood i for one love all animals i have not a single respect for a human cuz there sick i never liked humans and i probly never will animals will always come first to me cuz just becuz humans are smarter and more evolved they think they can kill what they want ooo im a human im much more inportent then a animal ooo a cat bit me i think ill kill it cuz im a human and im more inportent then it well if u think that way go and countinue raping your mothers face
u messed up cunt sorry for my mouth u are a pussy killing a animal just cuz it bit u grow up plz and go kyourself the world will be much better with out people like u think im sick i dont give 2 give to flying shits a cat bit me once did i bitch and moan like u no cuz im more smarter then u lol so im happ u read this and saw what i think of u sorry for my spelling im only 12 btw sorry for disturbing u from raping your mother so plz countiue your sad and missreble life buh bye
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I really hope u die a sloow death bye choking on your blood i for one love all animals i have not a single respect for a human cuz there sick i never liked humans and i probly never will animals will always come first to me cuz just becuz humans are smarter and more evolved they think they can kill what they want ooo im a human im much more inportent then a animal ooo a cat bit me i think ill kill it cuz im a human and im more inportent then it well if u think that way go and countinue raping your mothers face
English is not your first language? Fair enough, we all have to start somewhere and English spelling isn't easy, but I suggest you study a bit longer before posting on an English language message board.
Or maybe English IS your first language and you are just an illiterate moron. In which case, piss off.
Or then again, this is a late April Fool from one of the sensible people on this thread? In which case I fell for it. Good parody of the bark-loving twats but probably too good as most people will assume you are one of them.
Or then yet again, perhaps the Watcher's spellcheck isn't working so he "wrote" anonymously?
Whatever, it's all the same to me. The dog that bothered me is no more, thanks to a wonderful man whose boots I'm not worthy to lick. Despite me putting mince laced with rat poison, French bread and meatballs laced with antifreeze (3 times), meat full of ground glass and a number of other delicacies out for that dog's delectation, that dog just yapped away. Then along comes this guy in his van and he hits the dog KA-POW as it runs into the road. I saw it too and it's one of the most delicious experiences I've ever had. Maybe I'll track that driver down and pay any legal expenses he may incur. After all the owner was pretty pissed off, not least with me as I couldn't stop laughing and doing whoops and high fives. So I can see the owner hounding him (pun intended). But this guy - I'll testify in court if necessary that he was sticking to the speed limit and driving very carefully. After all, I owe him as he's saved me from yet again risking a criminal record.
I celebrated the dog's demise in good style but as I have never drunk the stuff much before, I had no idea that decent champagne is THAT expensive!
Happy Easter to all bark-sufferers and I hope you have similar luck.
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Nice, congrats man! I'm curious though, did the barker's head hit the front bumper with a delightful clang thereby shattering the mutts skull into thousands of tiny pieces or did it simply go under the wheels with that spectacular thump-thump sound?
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These are just dumb animals that happen to be owned by even dumber humans that have no consideration for other human beings....being a "sicko" would be to contimplate killing the owners of these obnoxious, animals.....poison the sons of bitches!!!!
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2 things I love to do in life.
1. Poison dogs
2. Suck my daddys dick
1. Poison dogs
2. Suck my daddys dick
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Edited for accuracy.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unregistered
2 things I love to do in life.
1. Poison dogs
2. Suck my daddys dick
3. Post pictures of guns and be all e-thuggin
Edited for accuracy.
I don't own a gun. I live in australia and can not get the permit mate. What is e thugin?
Originally Posted by Unregistered
2 things I love to do in life.
1. Poison dogs
2. Suck my daddys dick
3. Post pictures of guns and be all e-thuggin
Edited for accuracy.
I don't own a gun. I live in australia and can not get the permit mate. What is e thugin?
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I'm quite impressed with just how easy it is to dispatch a nuisance dog. Rat poison or slug pellets are so cheap and you don't need much at all for old fido to be pissing blood.
All you need is the cover of darkness and you're good to go. Hell you could put handfuls around parks and other open places where dribblers run free just for extra laughs.
All you need is the cover of darkness and you're good to go. Hell you could put handfuls around parks and other open places where dribblers run free just for extra laughs.
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wow over 200k views, must be a lot of people out there reading up on how to get some peace and quiet!
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ahh downunder...did you hear about that guy that squirted his neighbors dog with petrol and lit it up? fuck that would have been piss funny to see.
He got away with it too hahhahhahahahhahaha
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What a strange little fellow you are watcher. You get all mad about dogs being harmed, you wouldn't be obsessively posting here if you weren't, but find a BABY being killed funny.
Oh dear..
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Thanks for asking! It was all too unexpected to register the details, alas. I was out on my balcony having a fag (that's fag as in cigarette, not fag as in The Watcher!) and there was this almighty clunk and when I looked round little doggy was lying motionless on the road and the owner was screaming at the driver who'd stopped his van. I don't think the dog suffered much which is a shame after all it's done, but the main thing is that it's dead, which is seriously good news. I've always been an atheist but I'm starting to believe there is a God after all.
So my presence here is now redundant, but I shall follow this thread awhile to have a laugh at The Watcher's pathetic attempts at trolling and the excellent put-downs you all give him. I always thought California was a state for intelligent people but I suppose that even the Californians have to put up with a few inbred redneck trailer trash.
So good luck folks with your elimination of verminous barkers - may you achieve the quiet you should have by right and may the yappers die slowly, painfully and in great number!
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i did see that on the news...they made the guy out to be a psycho that did it for fun but reading between the lines the dog was barking all the time so he attacked it. i dont know if it still barks but he burrned the fuck out of it lol and yes he did get off with it
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I've found the story and you're right, it's obviously another case of someone being pushed beyond limits by a barking dog. I can't find anything about him getting off but I'm glad if he did; poor bloke must have gone through hell with all that noise. Hats off to the Aussies!
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Still wrong brah, that was an incident with a cat.....not very good at this whole internet thing are you?
And honestly dude, your trolls are weak as water. Please go do some reading up and come back when you can mix it with the big boys.
Thanks in advance!
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LOL i tried the sponge method from this thread and it worked!!!!! thx guys
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Well done mate! One annoying dog down, a lot to go!