Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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yeah i saw a police helicopter fly over earlier too, they didn't seem to be interested in saving dogs though.
 
For all those that think it's "sick" to want to kill dogs: F**k you! You people with dogs think you own the whole planet. They piss and shit everywhere, and never stop barking, driving normal law-abiding citizens into a murderous rage! All dogs should be dead!!
 
I don't know about killing em all man but yeah it's nice to be able to do something about it. Dog owners know the law can't or won't touch them so they don't do shit to stop the barking so more folks are just skipping the formalities and pouring out a cup of delicious shell coolguard for old fido.

It's like candy to dogs and lethal.
 
Hard to believe this stuff is available over the counter pretty much anywhere, very nasty.


Coordination Problems

Seizures are the most dramatic effects of rat poisons. These can vary from the pet falling to one side and paddling the legs to a full-blown grand mal seizure. During this time, the pet may involuntarily urinate or defecate and bite. The pet may become unconscious. But even before a seizure, staggering gait, sudden dizziness or standing with legs in a saw horse position are also symptoms of rat poisons, according to Pet Education.com. These seizures may begin after the pet vomits, may come on suddenly or begin when the pet is touched. The variation depends on how much poison the pet ate.

Bleeding Problems

Anti-coagulant drugs are added to rat poison in order to make the rat bleed to death. Unfortunately, these drugs can do the same thing to a dog, cat or even a child, according to Mar Vista Animal Medical Center. Signs include bloody urine and/or bloody diarrhea, which means the internal organs are bleeding; sudden nose bleeds or sudden bleeding or paleness of the gums. A pet's healthy gums should be a salmon-pink color. If a pet goes into a convulsion, their chances for getting a cut are very high. This cut will not stop bleeding.

Digestive Problems

Dogs or cats that consume rat poison containing strychnine, zinc phosphate or cholecalciferol will vomit far more than usual and have diarrhea. The diarrhea may contain blood because of anti-coagulant drugs, such as wafarin, contained in the poison, according to Mar Vista Animal Medical Center. The pet won't want to eat. Do not try to stop the vomiting; the pet needs to remove traces of poison still in the stomach. Cats may also appear constipated, straining unsuccessfully to pass stool in between vomiting bouts, according to "Cat Owner's Home Veterinary Handbook." Zinc phosphate can make a dog's abdomen suddenly swell up, according to "The Veterinarians' Guide to Your Dog's Symptoms."
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Does anyone know if certain weedkillers would kill a dog? I've just bought some stuff to get rid of persistent lawn weeds and it comes with loads of safety warnings, so I'm thinking it might. An "accidental" spill that stops the annoying barking next door can easily be explained away as carelessness rather than malicious intent. Advice welcome and thanks in advance!
 
Unregistered said:
watch dog or what ever his name is already PWNED you like 4 times now :)

See page 88. LMFAO
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I'm still alive so you haven't pwned shit watcher, stop being a girl and use your account that you made loser. Everyone knows it's you backing yourself up LMFAO.

And again, how do a couple of pictures of your dads guns stop people all over the world from poisoning dogs again?
 
Unregistered said:
Does anyone know if certain weedkillers would kill a dog? I've just bought some stuff to get rid of persistent lawn weeds and it comes with loads of safety warnings, so I'm thinking it might. An "accidental" spill that stops the annoying barking next door can easily be explained away as carelessness rather than malicious intent. Advice welcome and thanks in advance!
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It's a good idea but carelessness can also be called negligence in court, dog owners get mad when their mutts go to doggy heaven. The problem is getting the dog to eat the poison, you could try lacing some burgers with weedkiller concentrate and see how it goes, but then again it might lap that shit up straight too.

Can you quietly capture the dog? If so you could take it for a drive and dump it way out of town or give it a loving pat on the head with a hammer/cut it's throat or whatever.

Poison is kind of a last resort if you live next door, often there are vets and police involved so if you use rat poison make sure you get rid of any excess and receipts from purchase.
 
Unregistered said:
try feeding the dog some semen. that works the best
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Nah poison works better,

Coordination Problems

Seizures are the most dramatic effects of rat poisons. These can vary from the pet falling to one side and paddling the legs to a full-blown grand mal seizure. During this time, the pet may involuntarily urinate or defecate and bite. The pet may become unconscious. But even before a seizure, staggering gait, sudden dizziness or standing with legs in a saw horse position are also symptoms of rat poisons, according to Pet Education.com. These seizures may begin after the pet vomits, may come on suddenly or begin when the pet is touched. The variation depends on how much poison the pet ate.

Bleeding Problems

Anti-coagulant drugs are added to rat poison in order to make the rat bleed to death. Unfortunately, these drugs can do the same thing to a dog, cat or even a child, according to Mar Vista Animal Medical Center. Signs include bloody urine and/or bloody diarrhea, which means the internal organs are bleeding; sudden nose bleeds or sudden bleeding or paleness of the gums. A pet's healthy gums should be a salmon-pink color. If a pet goes into a convulsion, their chances for getting a cut are very high. This cut will not stop bleeding.

Digestive Problems

Dogs or cats that consume rat poison containing strychnine, zinc phosphate or cholecalciferol will vomit far more than usual and have diarrhea. The diarrhea may contain blood because of anti-coagulant drugs, such as wafarin, contained in the poison, according to Mar Vista Animal Medical Center. The pet won't want to eat. Do not try to stop the vomiting; the pet needs to remove traces of poison still in the stomach. Cats may also appear constipated, straining unsuccessfully to pass stool in between vomiting bouts, according to "Cat Owner's Home Veterinary Handbook." Zinc phosphate can make a dog's abdomen suddenly swell up, according to "The Veterinarians' Guide to Your Dog's Symptoms."
 
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