Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Oh well i'm off to enjoy the delicious sound of silence....have fun and watch those pooches dogbrahs! haha

dogbrahs? are you mentally challenged? take your helmet off and put down the crayons are get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Thanks

It's a good idea but carelessness can also be called negligence in court, dog owners get mad when their mutts go to doggy heaven. The problem is getting the dog to eat the poison, you could try lacing some burgers with weedkiller concentrate and see how it goes, but then again it might lap that shit up straight too.

Can you quietly capture the dog? If so you could take it for a drive and dump it way out of town or give it a loving pat on the head with a hammer/cut it's throat or whatever.

Poison is kind of a last resort if you live next door, often there are vets and police involved so if you use rat poison make sure you get rid of any excess and receipts from purchase.

Thanks for the helpful reply. Nice to know there are still normal people on this thread even though it seems to have been taken over by trolls and spammers. I'll get that dog somehow but will pay heed to your words of caution.

 

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Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

 

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dogbrahs? are you mentally challenged? take your helmet off and put down the crayons are get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, im seriously laughing right now!, good one

 

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Keep antifreeze and rat poison on hand, along with your tool kit. Antifreeze works for dogs just like arsenic works for humans, and rat poison helps soothe upset neighbours and people in earshot of a noisy dog. Keep the phone number for the Dog Killing Center within reach, which is 1-888-FUK-DOGS, they are available 24/7.

 

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Whats going on LOSERS? Sorry I haven't been able to log on in awhile. Sucks having this thing called a job.#
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Yeah I bet it does! That's why I got rich years ago so I don't need to work any more. I pay my butler to deal with nuisance dogs which saves me the trouble but I do rather miss the fun! Toodle pip, old boy, hope you're enjoying your life as a skivvy!

 

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Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

 

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Yeah I bet it does! That's why I got rich years ago so I don't need to work any more. I pay my butler to deal with nuisance dogs which saves me the trouble but I do rather miss the fun! Toodle pip, old boy, hope you're enjoying your life as a skivvy!

By butler you mean you dad. and by rich you mean live with your parents. and by skivvy you mean yourself.

cheers!

 

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Omg

I only put this in google as a joke I can't believe people are thinking about killing cats n dog I mean how about I put some rat poison in ur dinner then stick u in the freezer u sick bast*** the cat would not of bit u if u left it alown u need help !!
And to the ladie with the dog problem record the noise and call the police and if they do attack ur cats call the police or the RSPCA and the dogs will be humanly put to sleep!!

 

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Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

This is wonderful advice...if you want to lose your dog. If it has the symptoms of having been poisoned with warfarin then take it to a vet straight away.

 

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And to the ladie with the dog problem record the noise and call the police and if they do attack ur cats call the police or the RSPCA and the dogs will be humanly put to sleep!!

but that's what people are doing....putting the dogs to sleep...it just takes a little while with slug pellets!

 

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Don't forget to follow this advice while your dog is having seizures and bleeding to death folks, who needs thousands in vet bills!:

Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

 

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Don't forget to follow this advice while your dog is having seizures and bleeding to death folks, who needs thousands in vet bills!:

Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

Fair enough, but you've missed out one very important piece of advice for people whose dogs have been poisoned:

Stop and THINK: Is there a reason why someone's tried to kill your dog? Is there anything you can do to prevent it happening again? Such as training it not to bark or at the very least, taking it inside when it does bark?

 

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Don't forget to follow this advice while your dog is having seizures and bleeding to death folks, who needs thousands in vet bills!:

Keep peroxide and Pepto Bismol on hand, along with your first aid kit. Peroxide works for dogs just like syrup of ipecac works for humans, and Pepto helps sooth upset tummies and diarrhea. Keep the phone number for the Animal Poison Control Center within reach, which is 1-888-426-4435, they are available 24/7.

Cheers for the heads up mate! We dog haters will have to remember to put some broken glass in with the poison just to make sure. More pain for the dog, more fun for us. Excellent!

 

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Fair enough, but you've missed out one very important piece of advice for people whose dogs have been poisoned:

Stop and THINK: Is there a reason why someone's tried to kill your dog? Is there anything you can do to prevent it happening again? Such as training it not to bark or at the very least, taking it inside when it does bark?

i think it was tongue in cheek, pepto wont do shit for a dog that's eaten rat or slug poison unless the dog has only just swallowed it, if it's had time to work u need to take him to a vet!

 

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i think it was tongue in cheek, pepto wont do shit for a dog that's eaten rat or slug poison unless the dog has only just swallowed it, if it's had time to work u need to take him to a vet!

I'm sure you're right but even so my advice holds true: if selfish dog owners showed a little bit more consideration for others, there wouldn't be any need for medicines and vets!

 

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Any time a dog has ingested a poisonous substance, a veterinarian should be contacted. If instructed to do so, vomiting should be induced to prevent or delay absorption of the poisonous material. One tbsp. of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide per 10 pounds of the dog's weight should be administered to induce vomiting. When a dog's central nervous system is under attack, the dog should be taken to an emergency pet clinic immediately.

 

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Mix pigeon pesticide with human shit. Dogs love eating human shit.

 

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Any time a dog has ingested a poisonous substance, a veterinarian should be contacted. If instructed to do so, vomiting should be induced to prevent or delay absorption of the poisonous material. One tbsp. of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide per 10 pounds of the dog's weight should be administered to induce vomiting. When a dog's central nervous system is under attack, the dog should be taken to an emergency pet clinic immediately.

 

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Any time a dog has ingested a poisonous substance, a veterinarian should be contacted. If instructed to do so, vomiting should be induced to prevent or delay absorption of the poisonous material. One tbsp. of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide per 10 pounds of the dog's weight should be administered to induce vomiting. When a dog's central nervous system is under attack, the dog should be taken to an emergency pet clinic immediately.

No, no, no! Any dog that ingests a poisonous substance deserves to do so and should die slowly and painfully. Don't call a vet until the last minute - that way you'll prolong its agony you can get a good laugh as it writhes around in exquisite pain. Even better, saw slowly through its paws or nail it up by its ears to a beam and beat it with a red-hot iron bar. Or drip acid into its eyes in its eyes and then skin it alive. Or use a blowtorch on it, proceeding slowly to lengthen its pain. That will avenge all barking victims everywhere.

Think that's sick? So do I. But I will repost the above every time the spam "vet advice" posts appear and let's see who gets to 100 first!