Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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No, no, no! Any dog that ingests a poisonous substance deserves to do so and should die slowly and painfully. Don't call a vet until the last minute - that way you'll prolong its agony you can get a good laugh as it writhes around in exquisite pain. Even better, saw slowly through its paws or nail it up by its ears to a beam and beat it with a red-hot iron bar. Or drip acid into its eyes in its eyes and then skin it alive. Or use a blowtorch on it, proceeding slowly to lengthen its pain. That will avenge all barking victims everywhere.

Think that's sick? So do I. But I will repost the above every time the spam "vet advice" posts appear and let's see who gets to 100 first!

With my typos corrected to show I'm not a stupid, illiterate dog lover:

No, no, no! Any dog that ingests a poisonous substance deserves to do so and should die slowly and painfully. Don't call a vet until the last minute - that way you'll prolong its agony and you can get a good laugh as it writhes around in exquisite pain. Even better, saw slowly through its paws or nail it up by its ears to a beam and beat it with a red-hot iron bar. Or drip acid into its eyes and then skin it alive. Or use a blowtorch on it, proceeding slowly to lengthen its pain. That will avenge all barking victims everywhere.

Think that's sick? So do I. But I will repost the above every time the spam "vet advice" posts appear and let's see who gets to 100 first!

 

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No, no, no! Any dog that ingests a poisonous substance deserves to do so and should die slowly and painfully. Don't call a vet until the last minute - that way you'll prolong its agony you can get a good laugh as it writhes around in exquisite pain. Even better, saw slowly through its paws or nail it up by its ears to a beam and beat it with a red-hot iron bar. Or drip acid into its eyes in its eyes and then skin it alive. Or use a blowtorch on it, proceeding slowly to lengthen its pain. That will avenge all barking victims everywhere.

Think that's sick? So do I. But I will repost the above every time the spam "vet advice" posts appear and let's see who gets to 100 first!

Holy shit man, and I thought I hated barking dogs LOL

I actually like the vet advice, vomiting isn't likely to save the dog and vets cost a fortune so by all means follow that advice to the letter!

 

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Any time a dog has ingested a poisonous substance, a veterinarian should be contacted. If instructed to do so, vomiting should be induced to prevent or delay absorption of the poisonous material. One tbsp. of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide per 10 pounds of the dog's weight should be administered to induce vomiting. When a dog's central nervous system is under attack, the dog should be taken to an emergency pet clinic immediately.

 

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Just add some broken glass....problem solved.

 

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semen works the best

 

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Oh dear, the cut-and-paste troll's back with his broken record act. So here's another one for the dog haters:

Any time a dog has ingested a poisonous substance, it's a damn good thing. Hopefully it should squirm around in agony for hours as the antifreeze or rat poison eats away at its insides. A veterinarian should be contacted for formality's sake and s/he too can watch the dog writhe in pain until the horrible little shit finally gives up the ghost. If instructed to do so, extra torture of the dog should be induced to delay its death in order to get greater revenge for the poor bastards who have suffered from its barking. One tbsp. of antifreeze with ethylene glycol per 10 pounds of the dog's weight should be administered to induce a slow death and serious pain (and lulz). When a dog's central nervous system is under attack, the fucker's going to die and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

That guy in Oz who poured petrol (allegedly) over a dog and set it alight - is there a link to where I can contribute to his legal costs?

 

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Yes, because if someone wrongs you, YOU should be the one that has to pay out money to protect yourself.

FUCK YOU SWEET SWEET JANE, I hope a dog viciously attacks you, then YOU have to pay the medical bills and YOU have to build a fence, and YOU have to stay inside and YOU have to pay for all of it.

You're such a stupid fucking cunt.

agreed.... fucking cock suck, i have a fucking stupid ass massive dog coming into my yard every bloody night terrorising my cat eating her food and making a fucking mess.. i have tried locking the cat inside, and leaving a crushed up easter bunny in the bowl... that didnt work, now i used ratbait i used a whole little bad and the cunt still must have came back. it must have a guts of steel.... only wish i had a shotgun

 

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By all means take your beloved dogs to the vet, minimum cost for vitamin k treatment would be around $1000..? It costs the poisoner about $3 for the rat poison and believe me if the mutt survives he's gonna have another go at it. Gotta love that maths!

 

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That guy in Oz who poured petrol (allegedly) over a dog and set it alight - is there a link to where I can contribute to his legal costs?

He already got off with it I believe. I lolled hard.

Man acquitted of setting dog on fire

A man charged with inflicting Sammie's burns has been found not guilty

A man has walked free from court after allegedly dealing with his neighbour's barking dog by pouring petrol over it and setting it alight.

Jake O'Dell, 25, faced Adelaide Magistrates Court charged with ill-treating an animal.

Sammie, a three-year-old staffordshire terrier cross, had been chained to a tree in the yard of a house at West Croydon when she was attacked in August 2009.

The dog suffered serious burns and needed its ears amputated.

Magistrate Fred Field found Mr O'Dell not guilty because he could not rule out the possibility someone else hurt the dog.

 

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He already got off with it I believe. I lolled hard.

Thanks for the uplifting info! Good on magistrate Fred Field. We could do with more like him all over the world!

 

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sick people

you got to be praty sick to till some one how to kill a dog you need help

 

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Fred Field is a child molester

 

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you are sick...

...if you think my yard is your cat (or dogs) toilet!! I have a right to have plants and birds safe in my yard!! If You cared, actually cared about your 'pet' you would keep it in your house and on a leash or run in YOUR YARD!!! THE WORLD IS NOT YOUR CAT OR DOGS TOILET!!! So if You don't want me to kill them... keep them on Your property and under control!! Thank You

 

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Too right!

...if you think my yard is your cat (or dogs) toilet!! I have a right to have plants and birds safe in my yard!! If You cared, actually cared about your 'pet' you would keep it in your house and on a leash or run in YOUR YARD!!! THE WORLD IS NOT YOUR CAT OR DOGS TOILET!!! So if You don't want me to kill them... keep them on Your property and under control!! Thank You

You're absolutely right of course, but unfortunately owning a pet brings out the worst in some people. These people - scum the lot of them - think that just because they "own" an animal the rest of the human population has to indulge that animal's little foibles. Unfortunately this moronic attitude often extends to people in authority - that's why a momentary lapse of concentration can get you a hefty speeding fine but having an animal that annoys the hell out of people is often overlooked by the powers that be.

That's why threads like this exist. The only way to deal effectively with problem animals is to kill them. They are by definition vermin. Just don't get caught because much of the public and the judicial system are more interested in the fate of some "fluffy wuffy" animal than that of some poor old dear being abused in a so-called care home.

Deal with it, but be careful!

 

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Give the dogs chocolate... Dogs cannot digest chocolate, and hence its a 'toxic', enough chocolate, and the dog will be kaputt, and their way to doggy afterlife...

or rat poison with choclate.. boom!

 

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i understand were you are coming from i would say if you can get your hands on it use carbon monoxide, if you can capture the dog then you can put some sort of hood on it and it will breath it in and just fall asleep and not wake up. And all of you "don't kill it you sick bitch" sort of people he has to the dog is a fucking pest the only other thing i recommend and try this before killing it is to contact the police and get the dogs removed and put in a better home the owner does not care about them. But if there is no one willing to help the carbon monoxide is the most humane method as the dog will almost just die in its sleep

 

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One wish...

If I were granted just one wish, what would it be? Untold wealth? Continued good health despite my lifestyle? Stunningly good looks? God knows I could do with all of those. But no, my wish would be:

"Any dog that I can hear barking from my property for more than 1 minute will die."

I haven't met the fairy godmother yet, but one day maybe...

 

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I was at an engagement party recently and the host was proudly showing off her brand spanking new dog, some large ugly grey piece of shit. Someone asked what she named it and she proudly proclaimed "Woofa!"...apparently because it's soooo cute when it barks. A big dog like that would be heard for blocks and i'm glad I don't live near her.

Anyway that shows the mentality of dog owners, they simply don't care.

 

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Congratulations folks!

100 pages - that's awesome. Sure there's a fair amount of mindless abuse and trolling from the selfish dog-lovers, but there's still a hell of a lot of useful stuff to help the beleaguered victims of nuisance dogs. Well done to all who have made useful contributions and may this thread run and run!

 

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100 pages - that's awesome. Sure there's a fair amount of mindless abuse and trolling from the selfish dog-lovers, but there's still a hell of a lot of useful stuff to help the beleaguered victims of nuisance dogs. Well done to all who have made useful contributions and may this thread run and run!

Seconded. My dog problems were solved by divine intervention - it got run over YAY! - but I'd have poisoned the little bastard if I'd needed to and would certainly have followed the advice on these pages. Hats off to the moderators of this thread who have let public opinion and free speech take its course.