Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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A 78-year-old man has died hours after being mauled by his rottweiler dog as he lay on an east London street.

GOOD ON YA POOCH
 
Unregistered said:
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nice try but FAIL

Lithuanian police said a key breakthrough was tracing the local website, where the footage originally appeared. The website's users identified the man as Beniukas.
Local media reported that Beniukas may have sought revenge on the dog after it was suspected of killing some of his mother's chickens.
He has been charged wtih animal cruelty and faces up to a year in jail.

bawhahahahahaha, dog lives and the guy goes to jail. nice try boozo!
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So the dog survives but think of the pain it went through! That little bastard really must have suffered agony so well done Svajunas Beniukas. If I ever get the chance I'll buy him a beer for his efforts. Perhaps also I'll tell him how stupid he was for getting so easily caught but no doubt he already knows that.

They should make throwing dogs off bridges an Olympic sport. It would be much more interesting than the usual boring stuff - and hilarious too!

Dog haters check out the comments on the site! This guy simply threw a useless vermin animal over a bridge to destroy it and these rednecks/chavs want to torture him to death. Our resident troll the Watcher looks like Einstein compared to those guys.

Oh and I've saved the videoclip as I can't see it being around very long. It'll be a great source of cheer and comfort, not to mention side-splitting laughs, when I'm forced to listen to barking dogs.

So my message to Svajunas Beniukas is: Puikus, mano draugas! (Hope that's right!)
 
Did anyone else find it interesting that it laid there all broken and fucked up then it started wagging it's tail?

What a spastic dog. LOL
 
cant even kill a dog that weights 4 kilos! LOL!!!!!!! worthless human. must have got picked on a lot in school.
 
This one needs some hydrogen peroxide too.

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The seriously injured girl suffered wounds to her neck and shoulder during the attack in northeast London.

Officers said she would probably be scarred for life.

Witnesses told how the girl's father repeatedly punched the animal in the head in a bid to save his daughter. She was screaming "mummy, mummy, help me".

LOL! she'll save some pounds on ear plugs atleast, LOL! LOL! :)
 
Unregistered said:
The seriously injured girl suffered wounds to her neck and shoulder during the attack in northeast London.

Officers said she would probably be scarred for life.

Witnesses told how the girl's father repeatedly punched the animal in the head in a bid to save his daughter. She was screaming "mummy, mummy, help me".

LOL! she'll save some pounds on ear plugs atleast, LOL! LOL! :)
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bwhahahahahahha PWNED BY POOCH!!!! makes me smile
 

Any time a dog has ingested a non-poisonous substance, a professional dog killer should be contacted. If instructed to do so, antifreeze or slug pellets should be forced down its throat to prevent the dog remaining in a normal state of health. One tbsp. of 90 percent sulphuric acid should be administered slowly into the dog's eyes to induce excruciating pain and a good laugh. When a dog's life is not under attack, the dog should be taken to an emergency pet torturer immediately. In the extremely serious case of the dog being a smug little shit that likes to annoy people, two of its paws should be sawn off, its skin should be roasted slowly with a blowtorch, both its ears should be torn off and it should then be allowed to fall from a tall building. If the little bastard survives, well, you've got to admire its guts so make sure you do admire its guts by disembowelling it than chopping it up with a meat cleaver.
 
There's a huge thunderstorm going on here and yet the yappy dog down the road's STILL been left outside. It's yelping and whining and obviously terrified as well as getting soaked. I almost feel sorry for it but OTOH it's rather good to see it get some payback for a change. And there's always the chance of lightning striking in the right place...
 
Build a cattery!

It is against the law to poison someone's pets. Build a cattery for your cats. Some 2x4's and chicken wire will do it and it is not very expensive. You can build it as big or small as you want or have room for. Don't be thinking of killing pets. Bad!
 
Unregistered said:
There's a huge thunderstorm going on here and yet the yappy dog down the road's STILL been left outside.... And there's always the chance of lightning striking in the right place...
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Duct tape a metal coat hanger to its back, then sit down and wait.

:)
 
I just crushed up some tylenol and put it in a pbj and gave it to the dog will the bread stop the tylenol from working??
 
helplessgf said:
I just crushed up some tylenol and put it in a pbj and gave it to the dog will the bread stop the tylenol from working??
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So you went ahead against good advice (see other thread). You must be a brave girl, or perhaps just that little bit hotheaded. I hope you get away with it - not just because I hate nuisance dogs but also because otherwise you've some serious explaining to do. Your BF doesn't sound like a very nice guy.

To answer your question, the bread won't counteract the Tylenol; what matters is if there was enough Tylenol in the sandwich.

Good luck, ma'am!
 
I put 8 tylonel in the pbj but all he did is throw up a little and the asshole is just fine now. I am at my witts end. he is such a mean dog. I guess tylenol doesn't really work.
 
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