Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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I put 8 tylonel in the pbj but all he did is throw up a little and the asshole is just fine now. I am at my witts end. he is such a mean dog. I guess tylenol doesn't really work.

I still say get the hell out of Dodge, but I guess you have your own reasons for hanging around. Fair enough, it's your decision.

You're bloody lucky that the dog didn't get taken to a vet when it started throwing up. If it had been, the pills would have been discovered and you'd have really been in a mess. Your BF sounds like the kind of obsessive dog owner who wouldn't just settle for breaking it off with you.

Depending on your domestic arrangements, perhaps the dog could "go missing". This won't work if you live in a tenth floor flat, but it will if you have a garden or yard. Choose a day when BF is at work or out all day for some other reason. Take the day off your own work the same day without telling him and leave the house before he does. Return when the house is empty. Sedate the dog with whatever comes to hand - sleeping pills, vodka etc. Put it in a STRONG cotainer - that will protect you if it starts to get nasty later and also save a lot of worry if the dog starts puking. Remove its ID collar (I hope it isn't chipped).
Then go for a long drive - 100 miles or so, let the dog go and return home after you know BF will be back. For extra authenticity make a (not too obvious) hole in your fence.

This isn't foolproof by any means and may not work at all if your home arrangements aren't right. It's just a suggestion.

Good luck and let us know how you get on.

 

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Yeah Watcher very good, we're really impressed that you can post pictures more than once. Now fuck off and die.

 

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I guess he chose the horse after all.

 

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fuck all dogs

People will slap their kids and beat their wives, but don't DARE touch a dog...fucking kill them all.
Try a half-dozen mothballs in a chunk of ground beef. Or four squares of baker's chocolate. Or throw it a couple of bars of chocolate exlax. It will literally shit itself to death. Useless lumps of shit have more rights than people. It always takes a child getting their faces ripped open before the cocksucking authorities will do anything. My cousin has three useless Rottweilers. They killed his 3 year old daughter and we had to sink axes in their fucking heads so we could get her body out of the back of the doghouse. I told the stupid cunt not to trust the dogs with her but OH NO! "The dogs would NEVER hurt her he said." Well, maybe after you've carried the totally maimed body of a three year old child who got ripped to death by dogs you'll quit running your cockholsters about the rights of dogs. Kill them all. I would volunteer and enjoy every minute of it.

 

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People will slap their kids and beat their wives, but don't DARE touch a dog...fucking kill them all.
Try a half-dozen mothballs in a chunk of ground beef. Or four squares of baker's chocolate. Or throw it a couple of bars of chocolate exlax. It will literally shit itself to death. Useless lumps of shit have more rights than people. It always takes a child getting their faces ripped open before the cocksucking authorities will do anything. My cousin has three useless Rottweilers. They killed his 3 year old daughter and we had to sink axes in their fucking heads so we could get her body out of the back of the doghouse. I told the stupid cunt not to trust the dogs with her but OH NO! "The dogs would NEVER hurt her he said." Well, maybe after you've carried the totally maimed body of a three year old child who got ripped to death by dogs you'll quit running your cockholsters about the rights of dogs. Kill them all. I would volunteer and enjoy every minute of it.

Absolutely agree!

Admin/mods: We really appreciate the free speech on this site but is there anything to be done about our resident troll posting pictures of his face after every comment? Obviously he has every right to do this but couldn't the pictures be smaller or a clickable link?

 

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People will slap their kids and beat their wives, but don't DARE touch a dog...fucking kill them all.
Try a half-dozen mothballs in a chunk of ground beef. Or four squares of baker's chocolate. Or throw it a couple of bars of chocolate exlax. It will literally shit itself to death. Useless lumps of shit have more rights than people. It always takes a child getting their faces ripped open before the cocksucking authorities will do anything. My cousin has three useless Rottweilers. They killed his 3 year old daughter and we had to sink axes in their fucking heads so we could get her body out of the back of the doghouse. I told the stupid cunt not to trust the dogs with her but OH NO! "The dogs would NEVER hurt her he said." Well, maybe after you've carried the totally maimed body of a three year old child who got ripped to death by dogs you'll quit running your cockholsters about the rights of dogs. Kill them all. I would volunteer and enjoy every minute of it.

maybe if you trained your dogs instead of blowing your dad you would not have that problem you wanker!

 

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maybe if you trained your dogs instead of blowing your dad you would not have that problem you wanker!

I wouldn't bother applying for Mensa if I were you, mate!

 

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I wouldn't bother applying for Mensa if I were you, mate!

im sure a lot of mensa members frequent this site. LOL!

 

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Absolutely agree!

Admin/mods: We really appreciate the free speech on this site but is there anything to be done about our resident troll posting pictures of his face after every comment? Obviously he has every right to do this but couldn't the pictures be smaller or a clickable link?

I guess after being wound up for about 40 pages he was bound to have a meltdown eventually! Poor guy must really feel bad for dogs hey?

It doesn't really matter anyway, the bulk of the useful info in this thread is contained within the first 30 or so pages and naturally folks will start at page 1. There's nothing prolapseboy can do about that

 

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Sick fucks

What a bunch of sick ass peice of shit motherfuckers! The last son of a bitch going around my street poisoning dogs I caught his ass at 3the am and shot that fuck head I got.in a.little trouble but I.wish I.would.have.killed.that.fuck because.you.kill my animals your killing one of mine you will.fucking pay so keep talking about rat poison.and shit. I.will.poke.a.hole.in your ass sick retorted inbreed Fucks hard to stay mentally stable in your trailer

 

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^^ cool story bro

 

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no tite

my friend came home one day to find his puppy died from drinking bug spray. the only reason they found out was cuz there was a container of bug spray knocked over on its side. there was no way to tell besides that. that and also my friends mom noticed that throughout that day, the dog kept pooping(or i think vomiting) blood. the mom took him to the vet, died either at the vet or on the way there.... he was stiff as a board. now im not saying kill the dog, but if you are gong to, AND IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD, then try bug spray

lmao...this is the best one. thanks

 

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Alka Seltzer or taking your neighbor to court.
I recommend the later.

 

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out of the question

well killing them is completely out of the question maybe try calling the uthoritys or even the police u can file a report on the owner for letting his dogs kill ur cat and letting them run off into places especially sense there untamed

 

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What a bunch of sick ass peice of shit motherfuckers! The last son of a bitch going around my street poisoning dogs I caught his ass at 3the am and shot that fuck head I got.in a.little trouble but I.wish I.would.have.killed.that.fuck because.you.kill my animals your killing one of mine you will.fucking pay so keep talking about rat poison.and shit. I.will.poke.a.hole.in your ass sick retorted inbreed Fucks hard to stay mentally stable in your trailer

Ah, bless!

One can of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bug spray, please, stout yeoman!

 

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What a bunch of sick ass peice of shit motherfuckers! The last son of a bitch going around my street poisoning dogs I caught his ass at 3the am and shot that fuck head I got.in a.little trouble but I.wish I.would.have.killed.that.fuck because.you.kill my animals your killing one of mine you will.fucking pay so keep talking about rat poison.and shit. I.will.poke.a.hole.in your ass sick retorted inbreed Fucks hard to stay mentally stable in your trailer

spot on

 

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Yeah. Sick? You try having dogs barking all day because they are neglected.
That is used as torture by governments.
It's kinder on everyone to get rid of them.
I've been vegetarian for 25 years......
It's not the killing that bothers me it's the quality of life.
Everybody suffers including the dogs. They don't bark for fun.

 

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I've heard that about 3 Tylenol PM or similar product for every15 pounds should put the dog to slleep and its heart should stop beating after a little while. I would think to put 3 per meat ball and when the neighbors are gone, drop one to each dog and then 2 and then 3... figure it out.
I just shoot them in the head with a shotgun when they need euthanasia. It happens so fast they can't feel it but it probably won't d if you are in a neighborhood. It is pretty gory too and I don't like to do that but when an animal needs to be put down, can't see paying a vet $80 when a 25 cent shot does the same thing and it is faster.
I should say.. I do not recommend that yhouj kill yhour neighbor's dogs... '\;{

 

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Take it to a vet!

 

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There's this dog that I need to take revenge on. I don't want to kill it, but I need to break one of his bones... I need it to be cripple for his entire life.

P.S.- this dog has even attacked an 11 year old boy- he got stitches. No one did anything since the dog belongs to a powerful person & the kid was apparently trespassing.