Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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There's this dog that I need to take revenge on. I don't want to kill it, but I need to break one of his bones... I need it to be cripple for his entire life.

P.S.- this dog has even attacked an 11 year old boy- he got stitches. No one did anything since the dog belongs to a powerful person & the kid was apparently trespassing.

Getting revenge like that on a dog isn't a good idea. Dogs are stupid and the mutt won't understand why you've punished it. Don't take the actions of a dumb animal personally.

I'm no dog lover and I do understand where you're coming from. Last year I was driven nuts by a barking and as I lay awake listening to it I had revenge fantasies that would get me locked up if I admitted them to anyone in authority. I did try to poison it but failed and thank God the bloody thing's much quieter now for whatever reason.

If you attack the dog the chances of getting caught are high and if its owner is powerful (politically or criminally, not that there's much difference) you'll be in deep doo-doo.

If the dog's still a threat or a nuisance and you're absolutely sure you're above suspicion, slip it some poisoned meat. Antifreeze or some rat poisons will do it. Hopefully you'll be more successful that I was. Good luck!

 

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okay, so my dog is nine months old! And just started to be in the HEAT! now I wrk all day and all night almost every day except Sunday. So when I get off work I c this old mangy ass dog in my bak yard! Ask myself how the hek did it get in here? Now I'm sure my dog is now pregnant from the neighbors dog! And I only want to kill it and send a message 'keep ur pets inside your yard!' I just can't stay awake till 4AM to catch it gettin over the fence and bashing its brains out and throwing it in the trash....and its not really my neighbors dog...its this owners dog who lives down the street! 'Keep the son of a bitch inside your yard' now I am new to owning a female dog but that doesn't mean I have to get her spayded! The dog is inside my yard and poses a threat to me, my dog and uncle, who is old!I should do whatever I want to anything or anyone whom I don't give permission to go into my yard!!

Why the hell is your dog not spayed?? What, are you planning to whore it to sell its puppies? How are you any better? I'd like to poison you and your offspring.

 

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My 20 year old cat was mauled to death by my neighbors german shepard and today attacked my dog and she just might not make it through the night. the owner says he wasn't responsible and refuses to pay any vet bills.
These dogs are frequently left improperly contained and play fetch in the middle of the street.
So PETA lovers, shut up and die. i love my pets too but i'm sick of the same dog eating all my pets.

My suggestion is to inject a hot dog with a couple hits of insulin and throw it over the fence. there will be no signs of poison and its quick.

Dumb-ass. Insulin needs to be injected.

 

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This is an article by a vet (a Dr Basil Sands, from the Nassau Guardian). Hope it's useful to sufferers from canine noise pollution!

How many times have you heard someone say their neighbor is trying, or
has poisoned their pet? Often, the pertinent clinical signs are unrelated
to any toxin, however, many times, toxicosis is the source of clinical
signs. Most toxic exposure in animals is accidental. Many pets may ingest
plants, pesticides, automotive products and over-the-counter prescription
drugs available in or around the home, despite the owner's best efforts to
prevent them from doing so.
Today, because of the age of the Internet, there are a lot of truths,
half-truths and untruths out there. There are so many rumors, and
misinformation, that one must be careful on the Internet. I will try to
give good information that has been verified as good about certain
poisoning.
Ingestion of grapes and raisins may result in acute renal failure in
dogs. Vomiting, lethargy and polydipsia (thirst) may occur five to six
hours after ingestion, followed by loss of appetite and diarrhea. The
owner should induce vomiting and place the animal on fluids.
Ingestion of sugarless candy or gum containing xylitol is poisonous to
dogs. Weakness, ataxia and total collapse may occur 30 to 60 minutes
following ingestion. Xylitol promotes insulin release by the pancreas
which results in profound hypoglycemia.
Ingestion of chocolate can poison cats and dogs. All chocolates contain
caffeine and theobromine which are toxic. This causes restlessness,
cardiac arrhythmia, seizures, vomiting and diarrhea.
Onions and garlic can be bad for dogs. Too much onion and garlic in the
diet can produce depression, rapid heart and respiratory rates and pale
mucus membranes.
Ingestion of poinsettia flowers or leaves can make cats and dogs sick.
This plant contains a milky lard sap that contains diterpenoid esters.
These are irritants to the gastrointestinal system.
Macadamia nuts produce muscle weakness in dogs. Weakness, depression
and vomiting usually occur six hours after ingestion.
Centipedes if eaten by pets can cause harm. All centipedes are venomous
and can inflict harm by their stings, or because they have been
ingested.
Vitamins A and D have toxic potential for many animals. Excessive
amounts of vitamin A promote bone lesions. Excessive amounts of vitamin D
will result in hypercalcemia and calcium deposits on soft tissues.
Herbal products can harm cats and dogs. When left open and available,
potpourri, garden herbs, cooking powders, perfumes and any various
odorants or similar scent products are attractive to cats. They are very
irritating to the gastrointestinal tract.
Greenie dental treats are not risk free for cats and dogs. Greenies are
hard, green, molded bone-shaped treats that contain wheat gluten and other
additives. They are intended to be chewed before ingestion to help prevent
oral odors, tartar buildup and gingivitis. Unfortunately, pets
occasionally will swallow large pieces of the hand treats rather than chew
them, resulting in gastrointestinal upset.
Clorox bleach contains sodium hypochlorite which is corrosive and may
cause harm due to eye and skin contact. Too often, Bahamian owners wash
their floors or kennels on a daily basis, resulting in a lot of skin
lesions as a result of the bleach.
Anything and everything can potentially be toxic for a companion animal
because the dose alone makes all the difference.
Daily I receive emails that may have some validity, or may be clearly
erroneous, or sometimes are half-truths concerning different toxins. I
have to use my knowledge, experience and common sense to provide
appropriate, realistic and professional information. Because there is one
true toxicology lab available to veterinarians in The Bahamas, many times
we are at a disadvantage and hence we do miss some diagnoses.

 

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I finally did it

I hated boyfriends dumb pitbull. Shes the worst dog I've ever met. She gets into everything, shits everywhere, runs out the door, rips up anything on the floor, bites cats, barks non stop, runs into me, scratches me, and he ALWAYS defends her. So I told him to do something and he didn't. Friday night I gave her Advil and tylenol crushed up and mixed it in wet dog food. The next day she still seemed ok so I gave her bakers choclate and rat poisioning. She started throwing up and this morning she had trouble breathing, couldn't walk, won't eat/drink, had a seizure then had blood pouring out of her mouth. He took her to the vet and the dumbass vet said she had cancer when she was just poisined. It was the best feeling watching the dumb cunt suffer. Now we can move on and stop fighting over that piece of trash.

 

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I hated boyfriends dumb pitbull. Shes the worst dog I've ever met. She gets into everything, shits everywhere, runs out the door, rips up anything on the floor, bites cats, barks non stop, runs into me, scratches me, and he ALWAYS defends her. So I told him to do something and he didn't. Friday night I gave her Advil and tylenol crushed up and mixed it in wet dog food. The next day she still seemed ok so I gave her bakers choclate and rat poisioning. She started throwing up and this morning she had trouble breathing, couldn't walk, won't eat/drink, had a seizure then had blood pouring out of her mouth. He took her to the vet and the dumbass vet said she had cancer when she was just poisined. It was the best feeling watching the dumb cunt suffer. Now we can move on and stop fighting over that piece of trash.

I'm happy for you but consider yourself very lucky. Things could could have gone very differently if the vet had been competent. Most important of all, never tell anyone what you did. Just enjoy your new-found peace!

 

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dogs are alive beings. if you respect your life, your mother's life, your kittens' life respect those dogs' life too. man when did we became so cruel? killing is not the solution and can never be a solution

Fuck you animals kill each other all the time. go to them with your moral bull.

 

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I'm happy for you but consider yourself very lucky. Things could could have gone very differently if the vet had been competent. Most important of all, never tell anyone what you did. Just enjoy your new-found peace!

I'm not. It feels so good knowing now everyone else is happy to see that dumb dog dead and my cats can finally walk around knowing they won't get bit.

 

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i want to rape your cats

 

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I've not had a barking problem for over 12 months now, YAY! I still come to this thread though to see how those less fortunate are getting on. Seems like the pattern now is two or three sensible posts then some retarded moronic troll posts the largest picture of his arse that he can get away with. That's going to put off many intelligent, sensitive human beings who have seriously come for help so here's the deal.

In exchange for the last picture of the troll's arse I drove out to a nice little village and chatted with the locals, visited the church and helped some old dear with her shopping. Nice, eh? Then I bunged a lump of beefsteak laced with antifreeze, rat poison and slug pellets into the garden of some oldish couple who own a dog.

It seemed like a nice dog. Didn't bark (much) and certainly wasn't dangerous. Definitely not the kind of dog that people want to kill when they come on here for help. Did it die? I don't know. I'm not going back to that village to find out. I did it simply because it pisses me off that a decent thread's been ruined by an aggressive moron.

Every time that picture appears I'll go to another village and do the same thing. I don't suppose I'll have much more than a 30% hit rate but who cares? I like driving my new Beamer and the weather's good at the moment. I wish I could give more detail but for obvious reasons I can't!

So, from now on every picture of Mr Troll's arse means a poisoned steak over the someone's fence. Maybe no dogs will take the bait. Maybe they all will. Who knows? Up to Mr Troll to decide if his retarded "sense of humout" is more important than an innocent dog's life...

 

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In relation to the above: "sense of humour", obviously...

 

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No need to go for a drive, just head down to any off leash dog park with a pocket full of pellets and take a leisurely walk whilst distributing a handful here and there.

DOGSLOL

 

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sick Motherfuckers i wish you faggets where my neighbors and tried to poison my dog i would fuck your asses up so bad and put you in an instant world of pain bitches. And believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq i have learned various ways to do that. Fucking bitches do something to someone that can do something back to you not to some helpless animal that doesnt have a voice and cant fend for themselves.
SerGeant Fuck YOU
U.S Marine Corps

"believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq" Stop playing Xbox then

 

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"believe me after multiple tours of battle to Iraq" Stop playing Xbox then

^^THIS!

A suggestion for anyone desperate to carry out vermin control but who's worried about it backfiring:

Go to a takeaway burger joint (not a local one) and get a huge burger and fries. Take a couple of bites out of the burger and eat some of the fries. When you get home remove burger from bun and apply antifreeze, cyanide, insecticide, or whatever. Then, preferably late at night on a weekend, stick the lot into the neighbour's garden when the dog is out and likely to find it. Add some wrapping too for good measure if you can avoid getting fingerprints on it.

The advantage is: Meatballs or a piece of steak look mighty suspicious if they turn up in someone's garden, especially if there have been complaints about the barkbox. This way, it looks as if some pissed-up litter lout decided he wasn't hungry after all on the way home from the pub. So if your little gift is found before the dog eats it there's unlikely to be any fuss. If you fail you can try again (perhaps a kebab next time).

Disadvantage: this obviously won't work in remote country areas.

Good luck!

 

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Killing people's animals

I know a few of you will get caught, and when you do, I hope they throw the book at you or your friendly neighbor turns into a not so friendly neighbor and then tries to silence you as well. Its just as easy to make a human disappear. Now with the very very low cost of small CCTV cameras it'll only be a matter of time. I don't know where you cowardly backstabbing faggots reside, but obviously not in the US, but here we have animal control and if your dog makes noise, you can turn in your neighbor anonymously without fear of reprisal, otherwise take matter into your own hands and you're messing with someone else's property and in the US, we have property rights.

 

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Some folks just have no sense of humor

 

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I don't know where you cowardly backstabbing faggots reside, but obviously not in the US, but here we have animal control and if your dog makes noise, you can turn in your neighbor anonymously without fear of reprisal,

Why would you turn your neighbor in if it's your dog making the noise?

 

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Acetaminophen Didn't Work...

So acetaminophen didn't work. I dosed this 50lb dog with 70 maximum strength along with a few bars of dark chocolate ground into hamburger beef... nothing. Stupid animal is still YAP YAP YAPPING and will sure enough wake me yet again EARLY tomorrow. I have two dogs, grew up with dogs, barking is a sign of A. Boredom and B. Stupidity. Rat poison is next, wish me luck.

 

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Psychopath

No need to go for a drive, just head down to any off leash dog park with a pocket full of pellets and take a leisurely walk whilst distributing a handful here and there.

DOGSLOL

Why the hell would you dose random dogs? Yapping asshole neighbor dogs, yes, but random dogs? The folks on here trying live peaceful lives have a right to take out those shitty neighbor dogs, but hurting random dogs is just psychopathic. I'd like to come poison you for sure.

 

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Why the hell would you dose random dogs? Yapping asshole neighbor dogs, yes, but random dogs? The folks on here trying live peaceful lives have a right to take out those shitty neighbor dogs, but hurting random dogs is just psychopathic. I'd like to come poison you for sure.

It was in reply to the post 2 above the one you quoted.