Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Hats off to the owner of this site!

It's never easy to moderate a forum, especially when the discussion is as emotive and controversial as this one. Free speech should prevail over the current orthodoxy of political correctness, and in this regard the site administrators have done an excellent job. There comes a time though when nuisance posting (better known as trolling) has to be stopped.

Those who have come here in desperation to discuss how to stop dangerous or noisy dogs by the only practical means available have been given free rein to do so, even if some of the posts have been somewhat extreme in nature. Likewise, those who object to the idea have also had full freedom of expression, even though many of them have expressed themselves in obscene and threatening language. Full credit to the site moderators for allowing the discussion to run its course without interference.

Spam postings contribute nothing to either side of the debate, and that includes pornographic pictures. The moderators have obviously decided that the constant, unproductive and unnecessary postings of the so-called Watcher's genitalia contribute nothing to this discussion and have removed them, along with his other inflammatory and pointless postings. I congratulate the moderators on their decision.
 
I think a lot of folks here are going to a lot of unnecessary effort to dispose of nuisance dogs.

A simple way I read about is the gravy sponge, as the name implies you take a small sponge around the size of those dishwashing ones and soak it in gravy and throw it to the problem dog.

The dog swallows it and it expands in there and apparently soon there is no more dog.

All trolling and nonsense aside, I don't recommend doing something like this but I understand how moronic dog owners are and how useless animal control is at shutting them up.
 
that gravy sponge mentioned above must be a slow and painful death....rat poison is probably more humane
 
Unregistered said:
Don't use antifreeze or ratpoison. They would suspect that someone killed their dogs. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works. If the dogs are on your property and you kill them there is nothing your neighbors can do because the law is on your side.
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nuts don't work well and like chocolate would take doses for years....
if their dogs run loose just put the poison in left over food next to the trash...
let them do property damage tearing in your trash and eat it....
if the owners wanted their dogs safe they would keep them out of other peoples yards...
 
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I'm already at tops with patience with the noise. They bark at anything, even the wind. Ludicrous. I think I need to have them dead. No I don't need to think. They must die. Anybody know of any unorthodox chemicals? Fairly big mutts, I'd say 40-60lbs. I've tried antifreeze in a meatball. Failed. Needs higher quantity perhaps.

To the animal lovers who condemn such actions. Try sleeping with an alarm clock that rings for a minute every 3 minutes. Do it for a week. Fine, a night. If you can sleep through it, I will terminate any further actions. Maybe I won't. But maybe you should stop posting unless you can sleep through that. Do not reject doing this, while suggesting report the complaints to the cops, animal control, talking to the neighbors, talking to lawyers, talking to the dogs or ear plugs or moving out. All of these have already been suggested and tested and you are naive to think they actually solve anything. Do not suggest anything. Just keep that alarm clock beside you, and if it's computerized, set it to a loud aggravating barking ring tone. Keep it beside you. Do not complain if it's too near because you have no imagination how loud they can be.

We should not be paying for peace. A lot of wars in the past, were fought for peace. At costs of death. Some matters must be taken into own hands.

Mr B
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This post, from February 2011, is probably the best explanation on this thread of why perfectly normal and moral people resort to poisoning dogs.
 
I would never poison a domestic cat or dog. My problem is Possums. My property is over run with Possums. I love animals and I would never do anything that would cause them pain or distress. However if I could find something that is painless I would use it on these possums. Any suggestions?
 
So i have read some of the posts on here and i would just like to know what is the definitive answer to the original question. How do i painlessly kill the neighbors dog i dont want to read much more of this thread i just want an answer. I am going to give it a go because i just can't live with the constant barking any longer. I was kinda drunk the other night and i really came so close to just jumping over the wall with a kitchen knife and slitting its throat . What kinda of person lets there dog just bark incessantly morning noon and night and just not seem to care that it might be affecting other people.Where i live you can take the owners to court and try to get them to stop it but it costs an arm and a leg so i'd rather go down the poison route
 
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So i have read some of the posts on here and i would just like to know what is the definitive answer to the original question. How do i painlessly kill the neighbors dog i dont want to read much more of this thread i just want an answer. I am going to give it a go because i just can't live with the constant barking any longer. I was kinda drunk the other night and i really came so close to just jumping over the wall with a kitchen knife and slitting its throat . What kinda of person lets there dog just bark incessantly morning noon and night and just not seem to care that it might be affecting other people.Where i live you can take the owners to court and try to get them to stop it but it costs an arm and a leg so i'd rather go down the poison route
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If you use rat poison or antifreeze it will be obvious that the dog has been poisoned, it will die yes but it won't be painless. I've heard that you take a natural sponge and soak it in gravy or bacon grease and then compact it down until it's around the same size as a golf ball, then put it in the freezer for a while before throwing it to the nuisance dog. It will thaw and expand in there and kill the dog.

It may not be painless but it's less obvious and less likely to get you into trouble.
 
Whoever is calling everybody sickos, go get some vagisil and a tampon for your bloody vagina. You must be one of those asshole peta loving neigbors that lets your nasty ass dog tear up peoples trash, and shit it out in their yard. The only thing i agree with you on is, yeah its wrong to kill the poor dog. It should be you eating rat poison and shitting out all the puppy love for the neighborhood.
 
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Unregistered said:
So i have read some of the posts on here and i would just like to know what is the definitive answer to the original question. How do i painlessly kill the neighbors dog i dont want to read much more of this thread i just want an answer. I am going to give it a go because i just can't live with the constant barking any longer. I was kinda drunk the other night and i really came so close to just jumping over the wall with a kitchen knife and slitting its throat . What kinda of person lets there dog just bark incessantly morning noon and night and just not seem to care that it might be affecting other people.Where i live you can take the owners to court and try to get them to stop it but it costs an arm and a leg so i'd rather go down the poison route
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You should read the whole thread mate - what else have you got planned when you can't sleep because of the dog's barking? There are a lot of tips on here, and some funny stuff too: look out for "Aids in your face". Things got a bit silly around the 100 page mark but thankfully the site's moderators are on the ball and they removed persistent, offensive and annoying spam from a nuisance poster.

I know how you feel about wanting to jump over the fence and knife the dog. A number of posts on here suggest that people want revenge on the dog that's deprived them of sleep for night after night. That's not surprising - you get to the point that you want to do things to that dog that would make the Marquis de Sade blush.

This is a general point here: unless you want to meet Big Bubba in the showers, or have your name splashed all over your local press and all the nearby dog-lovers hassling you in your own home as a result, forget about revenge. Dogs are stupid animals. They can shit, eat, shag and bark - and that's it. Admittedly that's one more skill than some of the morons you come across in everyday life but even the most retarded chav/trailer trash is Einstein compared to a dog. The poor animal can't help it.

So if you want revenge, get it on the owners. Follow them to the pub and dob them in for drink driving if you can. Order then pizzas and taxis and 1000 tons of manure. Frame them for a serious crime if you can. I wish you luck with that.

As far as the dog goes, if you need to kill it that's fine, but always remember that you're eliminating a stupid animal that knows no better. So simply give it the poison and get the hell out - and remember also that you can only do this if you haven't complained to the owner or the police or anyone else.

If it's any consolation, the most effective poisons for dogs - antifreeze, some rat poisons, slug pellets or ground glass (not really a poison I know) WILL cause the dog a lot of pain so you will get your own back. Just don't hang around to gloat. Do the job just like you'd swat a fly and enjoy the quiet life afterwards!
 
About 3 years ago I read this post because I wanted to kill the neighborhood dogs. Can't believe people are still commenting but here goes my 2 cents. I had already killed several nuisance dogs by leaving rat pellets in peanut butter around the neighborhood. But as people kept getting new dogs my poison was no longer working. Damn government lowered the toxins allowed in the products. I remember when I was a kid my grandad would go to the local feed store for a bottle of cyanide to kill stray dogs with. Man the good old days were great when people were allowed to do whatever whenever. Like even todays fireworks suck with the limited powders allowed. Remember the jumping jacks of years ago? They would go on forever. Today they fizzle out in 2 seconds. White man laws are for pussies. Anyway, I now just crush glass or break a few razor blades and smear them with peanut butter in between bread. Just thhrow it over the fence at night so no one sees you. Happy killing all those dogs that the owners refuse to train and keep indoors. By the way. The rat poison still kills stray and unattended cats. Happy kills to you!
 
I thought I'd seen everything but...

From the Daily Mail (UK):

"Woman, 53, dies for love of her dog: She wouldn't have bite treated in case pet was put down

When Lesley Banks was bitten on the hand by her beloved dog she refused to seek medical help in case it led to the pet being put down.
Instead, she treated the wound herself with antiseptic wipes and bleach.
But it quickly became infected and the popular pub landlady developed septicaemia. Two days later she was dead..."

And people really still think that having a nice chat or writing a letter will persuade the owners of nuisance dogs to show a bit of consideration?

If only the same would happen to more owners of vermin dogs. But the best thing about it?

THE DOG WAS PUT DOWN ANYWAY!
 
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