Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Help please!

I'm another one with what some of you call so rightly a nuisance dog problem (sigh). It barks all evening from 7pm til late. I'd love to kill the stupid thing but it's locked away in a back yard and there isn't any way I can get to it. I'm wondering, if some sort of anonymous note might work? I'm thinking of something that explains I'm fed up with the barking, that they're being inconsiderate and that I'll involve the police if it doesn't stop. I think that where I live the police do deal with noisy dogs so I hope it's an effective threat.

I'd far rather talk directly to the neighbors rather than hide behind an anonymous note but as many of you have said, and I've read it on other sites too, confronting the neighbor is usually a waste of time. At least if it doesn't work I've still got the options of actually going to the police or dealing with the dog myself if I get a chance.The stupid dog's actually quite a few houses from me so anyone could have written the letter as we all hear it!

Anyone successfully tried this/know someone who has? Thanks.

 

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At least if it doesn't work I've still got the options of actually going to the police or dealing with the dog myself if I get a chance.The stupid dog's actually quite a few houses from me so anyone could have written the letter as we all hear it!

Don't go and knock on their door, I know it seems like the decent and reasonable thing to do but by letting their dog bark all night they have already proven that they are unreasonable people and don't care about your disturbed sleep.

If you're lucky enough to have police that will take action then that is probably your best route, but I would make several anonymous enquiries first and make sure that they really will enforce noise laws because once you have involved the police or given your identity away you can't dispose of the dog.

Good luck.

 

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Don't go and knock on their door, I know it seems like the decent and reasonable thing to do but by letting their dog bark all night they have already proven that they are unreasonable people and don't care about your disturbed sleep.

If you're lucky enough to have police that will take action then that is probably your best route, but I would make several anonymous enquiries first and make sure that they really will enforce noise laws because once you have involved the police or given your identity away you can't dispose of the dog.

Good luck.

Thanks for the tips and taking the time to reply. I certainly don't plan to speak to the owners directly, for the very reason you have given. That's why I was hoping that a polite but firm letter stating my intention to go to police might work. I am sure that the owners wouldn't quieten their dog just because it's bothering me, but most people here don't want to get involved with the police if they can help it and maybe the threat of the cops will be effective.

I'll certainly do some research before actually going to the police, as you suggest. Opinion on whether they'll help or not is divided but more people are positive than negative about this. Basically I hope I don't have to!

I know many people think anonymous letters are cowardly and I can see why, though I don't care about that if it works! If I got an unsigned letter about some aspect of my behavior I'd be pissed off and resentful, but also worried enough that I'd comply if it was reasonable. I'm hopeing these stupid dog owners will do the same.

Again, thanks for the feedback and your good wishes.

 

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I know many people think anonymous letters are cowardly and I can see why, though I don't care about that if it works!

I see it more as sensible rather than cowardly, many dog fanatics love their dogs like children and take any complaint personally because to them the dog is an angel and can do no wrong. By giving away your identity you open yourself up to reprisals like property damage and harassment. You're lucky to have police that will handle this by the way...where i'm from it falls on local councils who waste your time and refuse to take action against the dog owner because it costs them money to do so. So we either have to put up with it or take other extreme measures.

 

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Dont be mean. The internet is a place where everybody is free to express theirselves and you are abusing that right. ^^

 

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Dont be mean. The internet is a place where everybody is free to express theirselves and you are abusing that right. ^^

Can't see how that applies to the guy above you - all he did was give a polite and helpful answer to the question about anonymous notes. I guess that someone must have posted something so offensive in reply to him that it had to be removed even from this haven of free speech. Could it be that our resident troll Little Felcher...sorry Watcher is trying to make a reappearance?

To the chap(ess) asking anonymous notes - the advice you've been given is sound and I suggest you take it. Good luck.

 

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There are some street dogs in the neighbourhood. Annoying and dirty pests.

Tried to make salami sandwiches with rat poison and snail bait in between. No success. The problem is that they eat salami, without eating much of the poison.

I also tried bread sodden with antifreeze and glass and snail bait inside. They didn't even touch it.

But, I am not giving up.

 

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Go fucking die!!!! you need to be turned into the police! People who leave dogs outside all day are the shit not the dogs! how would you like to be left outside all day unloved with no attention? then you want to cause them horrific pain and murder them for it? you have an evil mind you are a piece of shit and need to be put in prison! A thread like this should not even be put on the internet encouraging animal abuse and murder! fuck you!

 

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Anonymous letters as an alternative

Not long ago I posted here about anonymous letters as a way of stopping barking dogs. Well, I tried it and the result so far is very encouraging. I don't want to tempt Fate, so I'm not going to get all jubilant and say my problem is solved, hurrah - if I do that I'm sure that the dog'll start up again as soon as I press Submit. All I will say is that for the 10 days since the owner would have got my letter, I have been spared the constant barking that started around 8pm and sometimes went on until after midnight. I've heard the dog a couple of times but only for a couple of minutes before someone shuts it up.

If you've come to this site because you're being driven nuts by barking I strongly suggest you consider writing an anonymous note before taking the risky step of trying to kill the dog. As long as the note really can't be traced back to you, you have nothing to lose and you can still get rid of the dog if it doesn't work.

If not interested, fair enough - skip this post. Otherwise, the following may be of use.

It would be wonderful if all it took to get quiet was a polite word with the neighbour. That can work in a small number of cases, but more likely you'll be met with indifference, denial, hostility or even violence. Having identified yourself as a complainant you have no option but to put your trust in the police/council/Animal Control and hope that they'll have the spine to do something about it. If you fail you have run out of options unless you don't mind wearing earplugs all the time (which can damage your ears) or being driven to move out of a place you like. That's why anonymous is better. It's nothing to do with needing to "man up" or any of that nonsense. It's simply a practical way if informing your antisocial neighbour that there is a problem and giving them a chance to put it right, and still keeping all your options open.

The owner will most likely rip the letter up in disgust even if he acts on it, but he may file it away. That's why the letter must be totally untraceable to you if there's even the remotest chance you might need to dispose of the dog yourself as a last resort. So the obvious things are:

Don't use your favourite writing paper. Print the letter on standard A4 paper, use a common type of envelope, and write in Notepad or some other program that comes with most computers, using the standard Courier font. Send the letter through the post, so that you won't be seen delivering it. Best to avoid leaving fingerprints too and if the stamps in your region are the old sort, moisten the stamp with tap water rather than licking it. This may all seem a bit paranoid and perhaps it is, but it hardly requires much extra effort and better safe than sorry.

Unlike this post, the letter should be brief. That was especially important for me as I am an expat and had to write the letter in the local language. I am pretty proficient with the language but I do make idiomatic mistakes which will identify me as a foreigner. Most people won't have this problem but even so, the more you write the more you give away. For example "I can hear your dog 500 metres away with the window shut and the kids can't sleep" pretty much gives away where/who you are. All you need to say is that the barking is annoying you, that it is inconsiderate behaviour, and that if it doesn't stop you will be taking appropriate action (police etc).

Don't swear, don't insult the owner directly (there's a big difference between "you are inconsiderate" and "your behaviour is inconsiderate" and above all don't threaten to harm them or the dog. That last could well get you into trouble, especially if someone else has a pop at the dog!

Address the letter to the owner by name so that he knows he's the intended recipient. Use the plural pronoun "we" rather than the singular "I" - it probably won't fool anyone but at least there will be some doubt in the owner's mind as to who sent it - is it the old lady at number 5 or the family of kick-boxing champions at number 9? Finally, make sure that whatever action you threaten is not only legal but likely to have some effect. I chose police because most people where I live avoid the police if they can and apparently the police will respond to calls about nuisance noise.

I've gone on far too long already but a final word - obviously this isn't a magic solution and there are some cases where it's inadvisable or pointless to try this. A family of drugged-up losers who flout the law at every opportunity are unlikely to respond positively. There's more chance of success if the barking is loud and continuous for long periods of time, as the owner will know the authorities are more likely to take any complaint seriously.

I'm not claiming to be any sort of expert - it's just that it worked for me and I thought I'd share it in the hope that it may be useful to someone. Barking dogs are a nightmare and I don't blame anyone for killing/wanting to kill one if it's really bad, but it's risky and there's no harm in trying a legal, safer alternative first.

Apologies for length and good luck!

 

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WOW has anyone heard of this gem !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It appears that a new device (which will soon be available for purchase in the US) that kills all types of animals via a single high pitch tone entering the ears. It has been tested to basically (FRY) animal brains from up to 75-100 feet depending on settings. A great tool for people who have animal problems but the scary part is that it drops (Instant kill) all animals without harming humans. They sell now in Europe for 45 Euros and operate on 110vts. Simple hook up decreetly in your basenemt , open a window and ZAP, your problem dog drops without the neighbor even knowing what killed the pesty varment

Oh you bastard, you had me going there...yeah I knew it's too good to be true but that didn't stop me spending hours searching just in case...If only! Anyone here clever enough to invent something like this? I'll be your first customer and can probably get you at least ten more!

 

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Entice the dogs over to your yard & shoot them

 

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Go fucking die!!!! you need to be turned into the police! People who leave dogs outside all day are the shit not the dogs! how would you like to be left outside all day unloved with no attention? then you want to cause them horrific pain and murder them for it? you have an evil mind you are a piece of shit and need to be put in prison! A thread like this should not even be put on the internet encouraging animal abuse and murder! fuck you!

First of all. Fuck you !!! You son of a whore !!!

Street dogs are annoying pests - like rats. They are dirty - marking their teritory all around, barking at night. When some population of animals go out of control, they become pests, and need to be eradicated (like rabbits in Australia, for example).

If you compare dogs to humans, then you are not only son of a whore, but stupid and insane son of a whore, who needs to visit psychiatry.

 

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I fed the neighbor's 50 lb. dog 40 crushed acetaminophen without result, so I tried 60 a few days later combined with chocolate... nothing. So I go for the antifreeze. I injected steak pieces, dosing the dog with approximately one cup of antifreeze total in one feeding. Guess what? NOTHING. I'm sure this dog is the devil's spawn, who survives antifreeze? Perhaps an accumulative effect of daily dosing?

 

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Same problem over here fuck these dumbasses that don't get that you're a regular guy who had a pet taken From you because another owner doesn't take care of there dogs and neglects them to the point of insanity my roomies 3 ankle grabbers love biting my cat but they get there's everyday if possible don't kill them instill fear in them fear is the worst poison you can give an out of control animal of any species

 

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I fed the neighbor's 50 lb. dog 40 crushed acetaminophen without result, so I tried 60 a few days later combined with chocolate... nothing. So I go for the antifreeze. I injected steak pieces, dosing the dog with approximately one cup of antifreeze total in one feeding. Guess what? NOTHING. I'm sure this dog is the devil's spawn, who survives antifreeze? Perhaps an accumulative effect of daily dosing?

I know the feeling - you feed the nuisance dog everything under the sun and it's still there the next day, yapping and damaging your sanity and health still further.

Did the dog actually eat the stuff you fed it? Throwing poisoned stuff at it is one thing, but unless the dog ingests it you won't get a result. Be careful with further attempts, as you're piling up evidence in the neighbor's garden and they may be on the lookout.

You need antifreeze that contains ETHYLENE GLYCOL. There are some antifreeze mixtures which are pet-friendly (and neighbor unfriendly!) which do not contain this. Check the bottle to be sure you've got the right sort and the more warnings about keeping the stuff away from animals, the better.

The best of luck, hope you succeed!

 

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I know a way to stop the dogs marking their territory! just put vinegar where you dont want the dogs to do pee!

 

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ya i was wondering that too. my neighbor has a "outside" cat. you know one of thoes pets where its cute when you see it occasionaly but you outerwise dont really care about it, ya one of thoes. so i notice they went some were for the last few days and i saw the cat walking in there yard. so im generaly a nice person so i thought i might give it some human interaction. so i pet it and im not threating it or hold ing it down and it likes me. so i go into the garage and get it some of my dogs food. i put a handfull down in front of it and it looks un interested so i continue to gently pet it. then out of the blue with out a hiss or any obious warning it turns ant bites my hand! so i didnt do any thing but shoo it away untill i notice im really bleading bad. so i sweept up the food and went in side. so now im going to get it to come over andim going to put it in my deep freezer or maby ill put out some antifreez in a nice dish. i likeed the rat posin idea or my personal faf i get it in the raccoon trap with a can of tuna and take it down to the river. i think its painless but regard less that son of a bitch cat has to pay. dont get me wrong i like the people very much but what if the cat had snaped on some ones toddler? what would you do if a cat mangled your babys face? ill tell you 12 gage to the head! i am doing it a favor!

If I knew you I would honestly rid you from the earth.
Painfully. I want you to die. Plain and simple. AND If you were to know me, I would Kill you. Brutally.
Hit the person in the throat. While in shock. Take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of the neck. Then slowly insert your fingers into the hole and start tugging on the spine. Find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. Use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnet the tissues holding onto the spine. Then take the spine out of there back with your fingers.

Now they've lost very little blood and still alive. But have no spine. Now take both your thumbs. And place them anywhere under a rib. And pull up very hard and them push it back. Puntureing all alot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in there back. Pour gassoline on it and down the hole you cut for there spine. And into there mouth.

Now bend back and break off all of there fingers. Use the bones to sick into there eyes and slowly carve holes in the eyes. Now pour gas into the eye sockets. And do the same for nose. Now take the knife and slice off tones. Take the pinkey toe bone and jam it into there dick-hole. And then pour more gass into there mouth. Now slit there wrist and pour gas into the wrist slittings. Now stick black-cats into the hole you put on the spinearea and into the fingersockets. And rib puncture holes. Stick a ciggrette into the persons mouth. Light it. Now they'll be on fire on the inside. Watch as guts shoot out of his back as the black cats go off.
This is tempting.

 

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If I knew you I would honestly rid you from the earth.
Painfully. I want you to die. Plain and simple. AND If you were to know me, I would Kill you. Brutally.
Hit the person in the throat. While in shock. Take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of the neck. Then slowly insert your fingers into the hole and start tugging on the spine. Find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. Use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnet the tissues holding onto the spine. Then take the spine out of there back with your fingers.

Now they've lost very little blood and still alive. But have no spine. Now take both your thumbs. And place them anywhere under a rib. And pull up very hard and them push it back. Puntureing all alot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in there back. Pour gassoline on it and down the hole you cut for there spine. And into there mouth.

Now bend back and break off all of there fingers. Use the bones to sick into there eyes and slowly carve holes in the eyes. Now pour gas into the eye sockets. And do the same for nose. Now take the knife and slice off tones. Take the pinkey toe bone and jam it into there dick-hole. And then pour more gass into there mouth. Now slit there wrist and pour gas into the wrist slittings. Now stick black-cats into the hole you put on the spinearea and into the fingersockets. And rib puncture holes. Stick a ciggrette into the persons mouth. Light it. Now they'll be on fire on the inside. Watch as guts shoot out of his back as the black cats go off.
This is tempting.

Hey dude you are one angry mofo! At least you're more literate than the guy to whom you've replied, although you do lose it as your diatribe gets more emotional. Perhaps you really do know that "there" means "in that place" and "their" means "belonging to them" and it's just your anger that's making you confuse the basic points of English grammar.

As it happens I agree with you that someone who wants to poison a cat just because it bit his hand is not exactly the sort of person you want to take home to meet your Mum. On the other hand, this is a thread for people who have been reduced to desperate measures by selfish and stupid owners of animals, so your threats and fantasies are rather wasted here.

You'd be better off posting that stuff on cuddly-wuddly pet forums where everyone will love you for being so up-front about how you would far rather torture a human than see an icky-wicky little animal being hurt.

Still, thanks for the laugh. I know it's cruel to mock the mentally deficient but I couldn't help having a giggle at your ravings.

 

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Don't listen to any of these bleeding hearts and overly sentimental animal lovers (sentimentality is in fact the trait common to all murderers, not the willingness to dispose of pests). I understand totally where you're coming from - it's not your fault somebody selfishly decided to keep six dogs in a suburban back yard, and it's not your fault that you have little in the way of alternative measures. If your local council and law-enforcement won't help you, I for one feel that you are within your moral right to euthanize some or all of them.
I don't have much in the way of advice, except DO NOT use rat-poison, as the death caused by it is neither quick or painless - the dogs will thrash around for hours as they die of organ-calcification and internal bleeding. I don't even use the stuff on rats!

Peace Out. *** DOGS DON'T BELONG IN TOWN ***

 

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*** DOGS DON'T BELONG IN TOWN ***

Completely agree with this.

A house near me has a big dog that stands in the one spot behind a gate all day and barks non stop. It's a long slow bored out of it's brain bark and it does it because the owners don't ever walk it or acknowledge it except when they feed it once a day. I fucking hate dogs but even I feel a little sorry for it.

Why don't these people buy a damn garden gnome or some other ornament instead of a food to shit converter that's sole purpose in life is to annoy other people?