Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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sorry that happened to your cat i had the same problem a while back at an apt we owned my cat would get out and one day a "neighbor" decided they would LET their two dogs who were on a leash go to rip my cat apart and they did so. I called the police and this that and the other thing turns out its easy for you! if the dog come on your property you can legally kill it .. shoot the bastards for all it matters. People and dogs like that should not exist my dogs would never hurt anything or anyone!
 
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Lol kill that f-er I hate dogs.....feed em lots of dark chocolate in sum yummy dog food, feed em antifreeze, lotsa rat poison or lure them into ur car one by one n take em off and shoot them or tie them up to die...the owners shud keep the bastards in thwir yard.
 
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I love dogs!!! in garlic sauce over rice. Yes you can eat dog in Vietnam. Black dogs are favored. It's fun to see them hanging on a meat hook while the chef burns off the fur with a torch. No it doesn't taste like chicken, it's greasy like pork. Yum!
 
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It's fun to see them hanging on a meat hook while the chef burns off the fur with a torch.
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Mate, some people would say you're one sick mofo but not I. Anyone who's been tortured by a dog deserves some payback. Yeah, we all know it's the owner who's ultimately responsible but when little doggy starts yapping away with that smug, aren't-I-cute expression, timing its repulsive noise so that it coincides with the times you need to sleep or relax, all bets are off. Burn it, cut it up, skin it, poison it, do anything that causes that canine motherfucker the most pain because as a victim of dog torture, you deserve it. Try covering the dog with liquid nitrogen then break it into little pieces, like in the Terminator.

Dogs are nothing more than vermin at their best and if they annoy a human, that human has the moral right to get his or her own back on that dog. If you're a bleeding heart doggy lover and you are upset by this - tough. You need to grow up.
 
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I need some help with killing a dog too, it is a large 4 year old Husky, he just kills everything he gets in his paws and i think that is not a way a dog should behave, i decided to kill the dog and i dont care if its slow or fast death. I just need an effective poison.
 
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I feel the law fails some of us and it sux! A lady next street over let's her dog out at night to kill the neighborhood cats! Me an my neighbor have spent a lot of money getting strays fixed an found homes as well as getting neighbors animals fixed and shots. Two days ago my father's cat got eaten by this dog..my father an mom got this cat when she was diagnosed with cervical cancer she died in 2006 he got very much attached to this cat! Only to find him eaten by this dog with nothingg left but his head,backbone an tail. This B**** knows her dog kills an deliberately.Animal control has done nothing! I would love. Nothing more then to kill the dog and would love to do worse to her but I am an animal lover an can't bring myself to see an animal suffer! So rat poision. Huh??
 
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This thread is filled with some disgustingly cruel people.
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Yeah I'm one of them and I'm proud of it. I used to be an animal lover and still am, to some extent. I'd rather walk round a snail than tread on it as the snail's not done me any harm. That yappy dog at the end of the road though - even the Marquis de Sade couldn't have thought up such tortures as I would like to inflict on that little shit and I'd happily spend days giving that doggy exquisite pain were it not for the fact that I don't fancy prison or the revenge of the pitchfork and torch brigade.

Keep your dogs quiet and nobody will have a cruel thought about them because there would be no point. How difficult is that to understand?
 
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This thread is filled with some disgustingly cruel people.
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The world is full of disgustingly ignorant dog owners.

If people kept their dogs quiet and contained then this thread wouldn't exist and owners wouldn't have to worry about a laced steak being thrown over their fence.
 
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Wish...

Fairy godmother appears, and tells me I have one wish. Now, fairy godmothers are pretty hardworking and don't have a lot of time to spare, and so straight away she makes the obvious suggestions: become really handsome and get loads of women, have guaranteed good health, be stinking rich etc.

I stop her with a wave of my hand. I say: I know I'm ugly as hell, smoke 50 a day and I haven't got two coins to rub together. But my wish is this:

I wish that any dog I can hear barking from my property will drop dead if it barks for more than one minute.

Can you do that, I ask. Certainly, says the fairy godmother, and waves her wand and disappears. Shortly after, one of the neighbours' dogs starts up.

WAH! WAH! WAH! I look at my watch and as soon as the second hand has gone round once, there's silence. I risk a look out of the window, and see the dog lying motionless on the lawn. I leap up with joy...

...then wake up at 2.45 am because that cunting dog next door is barking again. If only that dream could come true, but it won't.

No wonder people use antifreeze, rat poison, slug pellets or pesticides to kill barking dogs. Who cares if it's slow and painful - we all need our sleep and that's more important than whether some food-to-shit converter suffers or not. If that makes me disgustingly cruel like the guy above said, fine. All victims of barking dogs should act to eliminate the pests and good luck to them.
 
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Mamma Mia!

I think all barking dogs should be punished by making them watch the film Mamma Mia! over and over again for weeks on end.

On second thoughts, I realise that's sick and disgustingly cruel. Give 'em antifreeze instead. It may be an slow painful death but antifreeze can be readily bought, it'll kill the dog and from the dog's point of view it must be better to die in agony over two days rather than to repeatedly watch that affront to the cinematic tradition.

To be honest I'd drink antifreeze myself rather than see that film again. Though I'd kill the dog first to make sure I could go through my death throes in silence!
 
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De-hydrate hotdogs then soak in anti-freeze. also if you think this guys is wrong for wanting to do this you are a piece of shit because you dont have to live next to these dogs. So poison away my good man
 
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the only solution is to KILL all dogs in your society. it will bring peace for all human beings.
 
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fine, i dont care if you do kill ten more but you will go to hell and you dont have a right to even live! you f*****g idiot!
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You just condemned 10 more dogs. I thought you were suppose to stop the killing? But nooo someone always brings in religion don't they, you have no valid point. I hope you're proud. And well you're being proud learn what capitalization and apostrophes can do for you.
 
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