Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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Finally bought myself a cheap wall-mart daisy BB Gun. Rattle the BBs in the gun then pop the flea bag. After a few times all I have to do now is rattle BBs in a soda can and the dog goes to the other side of the house and pretty much stays away from me now. Works kinda like a shock collar dispensed from my control. Just be careful when you choose a training session.

 

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Failed again... Another long trip out of town to an auto store, to get antifreeze. Then cut up some French bread and soak it the antifreeze, making sure the bread doesn't get too mushy so that it won't fall apart when I chuck it over the fence. Then another long trip to get rid of the antifreeze bottle. Wait up until stupid o'clock and deliver the goods in a place where the dog MUST have seen it. Three days later the little bastard's still going strong.

What does a guy have to do?

 

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Failed again... Another long trip out of town to an auto store, to get antifreeze. Then cut up some French bread and soak it the antifreeze, making sure the bread doesn't get too mushy so that it won't fall apart when I chuck it over the fence. Then another long trip to get rid of the antifreeze bottle. Wait up until stupid o'clock and deliver the goods in a place where the dog MUST have seen it. Three days later the little bastard's still going strong.

What does a guy have to do?

I thought the makers were adding a bittering agent to antifreeze now to stop animal poisonings.....that might be your problem.

Soak a sponge in gravy and throw it over.

 

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I thought the makers were adding a bittering agent to antifreeze now to stop animal poisonings.....that might be your problem.

Soak a sponge in gravy and throw it over.

Yeah, I was working on that plan too. But anti-freeze bottles do not list any composition on the label, so I cannot understand which type and which brand features ethyleneglycol in it!
Bardhal, Aerexons, Mafra, which one is the right one?

About the sponge technique, you mean those common sponges 16 x 20 cm you use in kitchen to wipe a surface? You soak the whole sponge and wrap it how to make a ball?
Please guys be accurate in your descriptions, I have never done something like this before, I am studying and planning but I will have only one shot (too long to tell why now here) and I cannot fail!

Thanks


Johnny

 

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I thought the makers were adding a bittering agent to antifreeze now to stop animal poisonings.....that might be your problem.

Soak a sponge in gravy and throw it over.

You're probably right - there's a lot on the net about bittering agents being used in antifreeze these days. Bugger! I thought I might have had success after all as I had a rare period of silence but the little bastard's back now.

I like the sponge idea. The intent's less obvious than poisoned food as it looks like some piece of trash that's gone astray. What's the trick - scrunch it up and freeze it I think?

 

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Yeah, I was working on that plan too. But anti-freeze bottles do not list any composition on the label, so I cannot understand which type and which brand features ethyleneglycol in it!
Bardhal, Aerexons, Mafra, which one is the right one?

I quote myself.
Actually, I have found some anti-freeze for radiator, including the caution indication: "do not swallow, this liquid contains glycol ethylen..." but they don't say if some bittering agents was added.

Back to the sponge methodology, yes it may look like some piece of trash that's gone astray, like our friend writes. Still, I don't get how to fix it and how big to make it in order to have best chance for the puppy to eat it up (he may suck the gravy around but not swallow it and spit it out... grrrr, that would also mean leaving a trace). Please specify properly how to do it. Thanks.

 

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Back to the sponge methodology, yes it may look like some piece of trash that's gone astray, like our friend writes. Still, I don't get how to fix it and how big to make it in order to have best chance for the puppy to eat it up (he may suck the gravy around but not swallow it and spit it out... grrrr, that would also mean leaving a trace). Please specify properly how to do it. Thanks.

I've never done it so I can't say for sure but I believe you need a sponge around the size of the base of a coffee cup, a natural sponge is perfect and you just soak it in good gravy or bbq grease and throw it over.

 

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I've never done it so I can't say for sure but I believe you need a sponge around the size of the base of a coffee cup, a natural sponge is perfect and you just soak it in good gravy or bbq grease and throw it over.

Very helpful tip, thanks. I like this a lot!

Someone cooks a roast, they spill gravy and mop it up with a sponge. They know the sponge will stink so they bin it. The sponge falls out of the bin when the binmen are emptying it and as it's light, it is carried by a gust of wind into a neighbouring garden. Most natural thing in the world. OTOH, meat soaked in antifreeze or rat poison can only be there for one purpose and suspicion is aroused. So as long as you don't actually get caught putting the sponge there, you're not incriminating yourself.

I'm looking forward to my next roast dinner, and I'll be making an extra portion of gravy...

Thanks again.

 

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I believe you need a sponge around the size of the base of a coffee cup, a natural sponge is perfect and you just soak it in good gravy or bbq grease and throw it over.

Sorry, I don't get the "natural sponge" word... You mean the animal not the cleaning sponge, right? Unless you live by the sea where in the world do you get it?

 

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What about mixing dog food with tiny pieces of glass?
Although it may look like poisoning, it may also be confused with the dog eating something with glass in it that has gone astray for some reason (I don't think the vet would share the different brand of dog food in the puppy's belly).

The question is: supposing the dog would eat it, mixing those patè with glass would get the dog chewing it and possibly find glass in it and spit it out or would he just swallow everything down the hatch?

 

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Sorry, I don't get the "natural sponge" word... You mean the animal not the cleaning sponge, right? Unless you live by the sea where in the world do you get it?

You should be able to get natural sponges (sea sponges) in health shops.

 

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What about mixing dog food with tiny pieces of glass?
Although it may look like poisoning, it may also be confused with the dog eating something with glass in it that has gone astray for some reason (I don't think the vet would share the different brand of dog food in the puppy's belly).

The question is: supposing the dog would eat it, mixing those patè with glass would get the dog chewing it and possibly find glass in it and spit it out or would he just swallow everything down the hatch?

Should work in theory as long as the pieces of glass aren't too small. Could be risky though - if the owner finds meat mixed with glass in his garden, the conclusions to be drawn are obvious. If you succeed, great, but be careful.

Good luck!

 

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You should be able to get natural sponges (sea sponges) in health shops.

I will look for them, thanks. Besides, how them sea sponges are supposed to kill the bastard? Please, I'm interested in that too...

 

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I will look for them, thanks. Besides, how them sea sponges are supposed to kill the bastard? Please, I'm interested in that too...

I think the idea is that the sponge will block the dog's stomach so that it can no longer fulfil its primary of converting food to shit. All very cruel and nasty but then the dog shouldn't have been a nuisance in the first place!

 

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Guys they're not sea sponges, they're made from synthetic and available from ebay or any dollar store....they're just called natural sponges. They are recommended because of their size only.

You're making this much more complicated than it needs to be..... just soak that sucker in gravy or fat and throw it over. Done.

 

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Sup faggots!

 

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Sup yourself jerk dog owner?

 

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Bumpity bumpity bump... weather's warmer so the nasty little yappy thing can't be bothered to annoy me so much. I'm working on that sponge idea, I like the non-accountability and it sounds pretty nasty for the dog. That's gotta be good, after the annoyance it has caused me!

Anyone else managed to dispose of canine vermin successfully? Tell us for the lulz,

 

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My neighbors dogs have quietened down at night, but now another yapping mongrel has started up a couple of streets away. The barking carries right towards my street and through my bedroom window. I'm woken up several times a night by it. Don't these inconsiderate arsehole dog owners realise some people actually have to get up in the morning and go to work? They're probably junkies.

I went for a walk one night to try and pinpoint which house the barking was coming from, but fortunately for the dog I was not able to. I would have gone back and baited it the next night otherwise.

Fortunately I'm moving from here in a couple of months. I just hope there are no yapping mongrels in the next area I move to. They're like a plague.

 

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The barking carries right towards my street and through my bedroom window. I'm woken up several times a night by it. Don't these inconsiderate arsehole dog owners realise some people actually have to get up in the morning and go to work?

I'm firmly of the belief that if pricks allow their dogs to annoy others then they should lose their dog as a result....especially if it's allowed to bark at night. Even the dumbest cunt on earth knows that constant barking has gotta be a pain for their neighbors so they have no excuse.