New Rules: The Week Paris Stayed In Jail And We Were All, "Fuck Everything. Can We Go

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New Rules: The Week Paris Stayed In Jail And We Were All, "Fuck Everything. Can We Go

• If Hillary learned to skateboard we can too.
• Stop blaming Angelina for A Mighty Heart's shitness because remnants of her manicslutty fucked upness are the only things that saved it.
• You know what about weddings? Fuck them.
• Sperm was made to be killed. Otherwise there wouldn't be so goddamn much of it.
• Every young lady should know that SSRIs and hate-fucking are the key to a good...vocabulary?
• Interning at Teen Vogue? Learn shoplifting.
• The best revenge for losing your entire magazine staff is to look completely smokin'. And we don't even use the word "smokin'"
• When being dumped, don't be a fucking pussy the way you were in the relationship. Go all the fuck out.
• Understanding everything is impossible, which is why 'Cosmo''s Kate White suggests you start with a few good positions.
• New words to describe Victoria Beckham's thinness, please? We saw it with our very own eyeballs and are at a loss.</u>

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