NINE WORDS WOMEN USE. you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true?

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) FINE:- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) FIVE MINUTES:- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) NOTHING:- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) GO AHEAD:- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) LOUD SIGH:- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) THAT'S OKAY:- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

(7) THANKS:- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) WHATEVER:- Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

(9) DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Thanx & Regards
Pooja Dhawan
 
Funny, because it's so true! Haha I laughed pretty hard lol and it made my night!
Thanks for the laugh!(:
 
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