THE COWBOY....
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an
old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely asked the old cowpoke, " If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his
best cowboy manner says, " go ahead. "
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning in it with delight, He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs
up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, " Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an
old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely asked the old cowpoke, " If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his
best cowboy manner says, " go ahead. "
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning in it with delight, He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs
up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, " Yep, that's as far as I got, too."