Omg funny uber funny joke?

w00tzors

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There once was a little fat boy named billy. Billy was little but never had a curfew. But one night he had to sleep extra early like 7:00 p.m. When he was about to go to sleep he hears noises from his parents room. He looks thru the crack in the door and sees them DOING IT. He gets angry like uber angry and goes to his room to hatch a plan. later his parents hear noises in billys room. the dad goes to his room to check it out then he sees billy doing it with his grandma. then the dad all like WTH WTF OMG BILLY. Billy goes like ITS NOT FUNNY WHEN ITS UR MOMMY IS IT NOW.
 
lol heres one for you.....

a lady was prego with triplets.
while prego she got shot 3 times (i know thats not funny)
she later gave birth to 3 healthy babies...one boy and two girls
one day the 1st girl was going pee and a bullet fell out
so she went to her mom and said "mommy i was going pee and a bullet fell out'
the 2nd girl was going pee and a bullet fell out
so she went to her mom and said 'mommy i was going pee and a bullet fell ou'
the boy went pee and a bullet come out
so he went to his mom and said 'mommy i was going pee...'
she cut him off and said 'i know you were going pee and a bullet fell out'
so he the boys says 'no mommy..i was going pee and i shot the dog!'

lol not the greatest but hey its something
 

mlivesaversm

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LOL THATS FUNNY! ok
based on a true story
One night Courtney was laying in her bed when she heard bed squeaking and "noises" she stook a glass to the wall and she heard even more "oh oh oh oh my god ohhhh" She went to her mom and boyfriends room and the door is locked. Soo Courtney listens to all of it till their done. In the morning they were acting all normal when Courtney came in and asked what was going on in their. Mom goes the garage door was opening off and on last night. Courtney goes ya the garage door to you Vagina letting the bus in!
LOL ya its a true story and the Courtney person is me: )quite nasty to hear it.
 
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