OMG I am still laughing over this one:?

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Atheist I challenge you all in one question?
If god doesn't exist...then who wrote the bible? huh?
see, you are stupid...



Obviously this is a young person, so please, be easy on him or her whichever the case is.

Young person, the answer is, people wrote it. G-d didn't.
 
Why would you write god this way, G-d. Is there a reason for it? Or is it just trying to be cute? Honest question.
 
A bunch of Jews to favor the Judeo, Christian, Islamic Clergy!

Some honest Bible writers love to expose the Clergy and the Preachers.

Jer 6:13
From the least to the greatest, ALL ARE GREEDY FOR GAIN; prophets and priests alike, ALL practice DECEIT*
(*it takes one to know them ALL)

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The Bible/Quran stories are used as a power tool for the Clergy preying on the religious members of our society.

Mal 3:9-10
You are under a CURSE—the whole nation of you*
(*all JEWS, all Israel)

because you are robbing me* (*GOD). Bring the whole TITHE*
(*10% of all income)

into the STOREHOUSE*
(*Temple Treasury)

that there may be FOOD* (*$$$) in my house*
(*or God and the Clergy will starve to death, and Christianity will die).

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4,000 Bible years after the “Creation” of this humongous universe, God the Son Jesus Christ comes to Earth as King of the Jews and Savior of the World, but even before JUDGMENT DAY he is sending all the CURSED JEWS to Hell, along with the vast majority of the human race that never heard about him.

Mat 25:41
(Jesus is shouting at the Jews that he came to save, and to be their king) depart from me, YE CURSED*
(*Jesus is telling Christians that the Jews are cursed!)

into everlasting fire*
(*not just into a hole in the ground like the JW elders claim)

prepared for the devil and his angels*
(*God had in mind creating Hell not only for the Devil, but also to torment the cursed non-tithing Jews for ever and ever for zillions of years!)

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That’s their KARMA. They wrote the Bible.

Saint Peter, the 1st Pope assisted God the Holy Ghost in the killing of moron Christians as he was establishing the TITHING routine strictly in CASH, God doesn’t go for animal sacrifices any more.

Act 5:1-11
…“Then the young men*
(*members of Youth for Christ)

came in and, finding her dead*
(*at Saint Peter’s Holy Feet for failure to pay the full money to the Church)

carried her out*
(*to the Church’s graveyard)

and buried her beside her husband!*
(*without a funeral service, and without telling any of their kids at home!)

great fear seized the whole church and all who heard about these events*
(*the real MAFIA is known to give a few fair warnings before they cut anybody down, not so God the Holy Ghost!)

2 Cor 9:7
…God loves a cheerful giver*
(*but he hates moron Christians not paying their dues to Church on time, and as promised)

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Here is an honest dare for serious minded Christians…

They should deposit their TITHING money in a bank account LIKE JESUS SAYS.

it is a DARING TEST OF FAITH that a Christian can use until God clears any doubt to their full satisfaction.

2 Cor 13:5
Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; TEST YOURSELVES. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you—unless, of course, you FAIL THE TEST?*
(*this teaser should be taken seriously!)

Luk 19:23
(Jesus says) Why then didn't you put my money on deposit*
(*in a COMMERCIAL BANK ACCOUNT)

so that when I came back*
(*on his second coming)

I could have collected it with interest?*
(*God the Father, God the Son Jesus Christ and God the Holy Ghost are far more interested in MONEY ISSUES than, e.g. feeding the starving Muslims in Somalia)

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Real Christians would never put their FAITH IN GOD to the test; they expect a much greater reward in “Heaven” if they don’t (John20:29). It shows how smart the Bible writers were.

Mar 14:7
(Jesus said) For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good*
(*God and the Clergy come first! Helping the poor is optional, and NEVER a priority)

but me ye have not always*
(*Jesus is a brazen narcissist, he loves to be loved)

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When Jesus Christ said, “Lo, I am with you ALWAYS, even unto the end of the world. Amen.” (Mat 28:20) He was BULL CRAPPING!

Jesus Christ is WATCHING how much money, and in what ratio people give to God!

The story of not letting your left hand know what your w@nking right hand is doing is a “spiritual” teaser of a different sort!

Jesus says not to “blow the horn” every time you give any money; if it is an impressive amount, let Jesus and the Clergy do it for you, as you keep on giving (Mat 6:2-3)!

Mar 12:42-43
And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites*
(*bits of money)

which make a farting. And he* (*Jesus) called unto him his disciples*
(*to tell them that he knows how much money people drop in the offering plate!)

and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you*
(*this time he really ain’t bull crapping any more!)

That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all*
(*Jesus knows everybody’s income versus Church giving)

they which have cast into the TREASURY*
(*Jesus is pleased to call it “treasury” )
 
When people are annoyed, they need to get over it, instead of making it someone else's responsibility.

"Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. "

- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
You sound easily entertained. Must be well educated huh?
 
I admire this one's faith, as it is pure and to the point---God did write the Word, but he used men to do it, holy men were inspired by the Holy Ghost to pen what God has said. All you doubters say that it ain't so, but yet some believe that life began without God creating it, and just looking at the creation tells you that it had to have an intelligent design, and a creator behind it. The Word of god says that the natural man (unsaved) cannot recieve the things of God, neither can he understand them, for they are Spiritually discerned (understood). This is where the "rub" is; man is constantly trying to figure God out , and it is im possible to do so, for God will not allow man to know everything (read Deut. 29:29) and it takes the Spirit of God to reveal what God wants man to know, as this is the way that he contacts man, through his Spirit, as God is a spirit. The Word of God will always be confusing to unsaved man, as man in that condition has the sin nature of the devil, and he will always be in confusion until the light of God's word being spoken to them, will illuminate them to the reality that they need to be saved from their sins, and then, and only then, will the truth of the Word of God shine in them and enlighten their understanding. To the one that wrote the question: keep the faith, and do not let anyone or thing deter you from your goal in serving the Lord.
 
"Obviously this is a young person, so please, be easy on him or her..."

Yeah, and bringing attention to his question in the mocking attitude is going to help.
 
you know whats even more stupid you think that everything just popped up lol. Im always laughing at people believe evolution. its the popular and sad excuse to hide from the truth in god
 
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I think you probably dont even know what the Holy Spirit or Trinity is. Read a book or something instead of mocking religions.

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No, it was a troll. Apparently an atheist wanted to ask a dumb question by a nonexistent theist so he could write a rebuttal (which he considered brilliant) and then give himself Best Answer. Wow! Amazing! An atheist can win a rigged "debate." It boggles the mind.

If you don't believe me, then follow the question and see what happens. There will be many more examples, too.
 
Well different religions and religious traditions believe G-d inspired people to write the bible. So, I guess that is what the person is asking.
 
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