OMG im all in the jitters

[WashedtOut]

ok right i was all geared up to go out and suddenly this spaceship flys overhead, i was like 0mg irl, and im sure i saw aliens or something. Im telling the truth this is no lie i can prove it by taking a lie detector test its like wtf omg.. anyways back to the story, the alien winked at me andi felt this sensation in my tummy! like butterflys! is this natural im worried!!!!

 

[Quasar]

oh just to add- me no lieying...

edit: gratz me on 335 post shoutout to mum

 

[ShaT]

Well I believe you. I mean if you can take a lie detector test then you must have actually seen extra-terrestrial life

 

[nellie8707]

are you serious?

 

[mucho]

 

[The_Comanch3]

lolz.

 

[Darby<3]

Awthum

 

[laheira2]

haha ye thats what i said to the doctor :

 

[JeKeC]

Isn't it a bit early to be drunk?

 

[kel_see_duh]

good for you

now join them and go back to your home planet

 

[thisscreennameisnottaken]

what?? what u mean?

 

[swimminhotty]

the planet troll! :troll:

 

[hang_em_high001]

what jammythedodger said

 

[Zeg]

I smell :troll:

 

[Zane]

You have a keen sense of smel my young warrior.

 

[frankenfish]

Lol ^

 

[ramig]

You're pregnant with an alien child.

It's in your stomach.

The wink was actually how they reproduce. By looking at you.

Infact, one might say... aliens are cock-eyed.

 

[jesusgirl51]

Are you serious??? is that biologicvallyio possible??

 

[Joe1981]

Yes. It's biojellyically possible.

 

[romel_008]

It's definitely biologifsdsssgfdy possible.