I'm sorry, Maxie. I had several ideas but none of them were clean. How about:
"Leopard skin belt in sig-making"?
Of TKD's sig:
Peace has it victories, but it takes a certain mental attitude and a lot of weed...
I'm not sure what I think about your sig. It's a funny joke that probably started once camoflouge belts were introduced. What is camoflauge anyway? Can't you just use green, either way I like it.