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Puts on VERY thick flame suit.

Smart parts Ion.:tup:

But NO just because I have the gun I don't think I can go out and pwn everybody with higher end guns
 
Squirrel Master;45358170']thats a lie.... 90 in a 65 is reckless driving and possible endangerment.
 
He asked me how fast I was going, I said I had my cruse set at 70 (had it at 90) and he said "the speed limit through here is 65 at night 70 during the day" I told him "oh I'm sorry sir I don't travel this road much and I forgot that it dropped down at night, but how fast did you clock me going" he then said "its ok, and I cannot tell you that because if I do then I have to give you a ticket, but it was well over 65, you might want to go get your cruse checked out"
 
Squirrel Master;45358305']Thats a lie as well.... they can tell you the speed at any time. you can even (as it is your right) request to see the radar or lidar or laser that he used to clock you. and speeds to change due to morning and night.... 65 is 65.... normally there is about a 7mph grace where they won't fuck with you. If it was well over 65 you would get a ticket.
 
Squirrel Master;45358414']You were going 35mph over the fucking speed limit on a freeway. The cop "radard ya" and you say he let you off with a warning? What the hell were you flying that fast for anyway?
 
So Im carrying a heavy arsenal around every day. Damn so I guess fucking my girlfriend is attempted murder?
 
25 over or so....I was somewhere in between 85 and 90.

I like to drive fast..My POS truck is governed out at 95 and I was seeing how fast I could get back to my dads from my moms house (30 miles away)
 
You can have them in your car. They cannot have a hopper or air tank on them though.
 
Squirrel Master;45358492']Thats a stupid comment to a valid one. It is a fire arm... you can be busted for "discharging your ihav.net gun in city limits"
 
It had my 68/3 tank on it and my shitty hopper.....but it was buckled into the seatbelt tho. (cant have it sliding around everywhere)
 
3 out of my 4 tickets have been either going to or coming from ihav.net practice.

The most recent which was over 2 years ago, I got pulled over. Cop asked me where I was coming from. Told him "ihav.net Heat in Plymouth".

"Have you been drinking?"

"Uhhh...what?"

"Have you been fucking drinking?"

"No...?"

"I'll be right back."

":confused:"

Absolutely retarded.
 
Well I'm off to go clear all this up (I had 6 expired insurance cards in my truck but the good one was at the house :dodgy: now I have to go to the next town over and show them it so I don't get a ticket for that.

Be back in like 40 minutes PBN
 
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