Petition to make cheese a fruit!

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hinderobsession

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I just had an ingenious idea! I was thinking how I never seem to manage the government-recommended five portions of fruit and veg a day, I often get three or four, but never that elusive five. Then I realized that my problem would be solved if we could get cheese officially declared a type of fruit!

I'm sure this would help lots of other people to become more healthy by increasing their fruit intake. Cheese sandwitches would then count towards your daily fruit quotient - everyone's a winner.

So vote today, you know it makes sense!

LET'S MAKE CHEESE A FRUIT!
 
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Poorkchop

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Eh, why not. If Dubya can get elected TWICE ( ) anything is possible.



*Has a suspicion Moosey is somehow involved in the think tank for our current foreign policy*
 
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alextreerat

New member
cullen - its more than a suspicion

Dr. Moosey, I will stand against you on this issue. Cheese is gross and processed and does not grow on trees thus can not and will NEVER be a fruit.

Take that!
 
rainbug

rainbug

New member
If I can't have wine as one of my five-a-day I don't think you can have cheese, at least grapes started out as fruit.
 
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mia13

New member
Cheese a fruit, wine a fruit, and beer is most definitly a vegetable!

Make it so!

(though I don't eat much of the above so what do I care?)
 
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srdrockradioshow

Member
Actually cheese is an animal. Have you never seen "Wildlife on One" or the lost episode of "Planet Earth" where they filmed the great herds of Edam on the Serrengetti Plains?

I nearly cried when they showed that mother Brie getting killed by that Lion and the baby brie nudging her prone body crying in obvious sadness.
 
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