Petition to make cheese a fruit!

[chillixon]

It has something to do with the color and texture.

 

[LoveLane]

Pandas aren't beige and squidgy though

 

[BomChickaWahWah]

Nope they are black, white, and squidgy! Muah!

 

[karvalbros1]

Ner ner ner blah blah blah!

HA!

The pandas will seek their revenge ,one day,when you are least expecting it........

 

[skymate101]

So is tofu.

 

[MichaelHinNewOrleans]

By that logic I would like to vote for STEAK to be classed as a vegetable too

Hmm, juicy sweet glorious steak...

 

[JayZ]

and a whole lot healthier!

 

[alais85]

What if you made monkey cheese?

Monkeys live in trees.

So do sloths, would like to see someone try and milk a sloth.

 

[CinnamonSpice]

Not all fruit grows on trees. MAP seems to be doing just fine cultivating it's own fruits

 

[petrolstationguy]

sorry moose, denied.

cheese is a kind of meat...

as Tommy from The Mighty Boosh so eloquently shows us...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HEETQZkOyJo

 

[redshift04]

It's an honest mistake, pandas are normally full of beans.

 

[miltonb]

And thus gasous and squishy. Couple that with the gray and squidgy bit and you have Tofu!

Another point to this is pandas and tofu both make excellent pancakes.

 

[mydogjoey]

The fruit of acrux:

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63884

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63938

I'm getting sick from the rotten fruit.

 

[amber_91w]

I agree since cows only eat grass and water there is no way cheese can be a fruit

 

[EnglishAJ]

If that's true then where does chocolate milk come from?

 

[HiO]

Chocolate bunnies of course.

 

[Munkstump]

how would you milk a chocolate bunny?

 

[Hmmbox]

Do you *really* want an answer to that....

Cheese as fruit... hmmm. As a vegetarian, gotta say "nope". But hey, if moosey want to do something weird in England, go for it, you guys are weird anyway with some of the stuff you eat

 

[x23xlaurenx32x]

Then what are you carnivores gonna do for meat?!? Every meat you eat is herbivorous!

 

[ewizard09]

Or the only true logical conclusion is that cows are veggies.

THEREFORE

I can eat steak and claim to be a vegeterian....



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