Picking up girls on the beach.?

[BaByFaCeoo9]

Go to a tanning bed Girls don't like white guys, hehe

If she's just out walking.... Just go walk beside her =] That's definitely a cute approach
Well the "explain your life from birth forwards" idea might not be a good one for when you first meet her. Ask her things like "are you on vacation here" "where are you from" "where are you staying" stuff like that. Just don't come across as a stalker
Just be yourself. Give her little compliments, but AGAIN, not in the stalker mode. Haha. Don't outwardly ask her out, just see if she wants to go to dinner some time. Toss a football with her
Good luck with your romantic endeavors ;-)

 

[RyanMe]

Hey so I'm 17 and I know the beach is a far way off but I'm looking for tips. I am skinny with a little bit of a core but definitely not muscular at all. I'm really white (haha) but will be prob. about average by summer with a buzzcut. Ok, these really have nothing to do with my question, not exactly sure why I wrote that.
anyways...
First, how do I approach a girl on the beach that's cute if shes walking by me or just sun tanning? Second, I thought it would be fun to ask her to briefly explain her life from birth forwards. It would be something fun and different for when the convo goes sour. God/bad idea?
Also, how do I be the kind/nice/gentleman (i got that part down) but also have the flirty factor and sorta wild side that would give me the opportunity to kiss her within a few days of meeting her you know what I mean (no, im not a creeper =P)?

Thanks everyone! Don't just say "be nice" or "be a jerk, girls love that." Tell me HOW.

--Ryan

ps. I WILL be picking a best answer, so if you dont answer well, you're missing the boat haha.

 

[Daffy]

Ok, lets look at your life and my life, and both of our ideas for picking up women, and lets compare and see which one of us is choosing the better route:

YOU: Want to go try hard to talk to american girls on the beach and need pick up lines.
I: Fly to Thailand and walk down the street and have 50 girls running up to me with THEIR pick up lines.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP0gUGXyhNc&feature=channel_page

YOU: Want to take an american girl out on dates and probably spend $20 per date or more.
I: Pick up thai girls and go out with them for less than $5 per date.

YOU: Want to deal with the attitude that alot of american women have, where they think they are princesses and you are nothing to them. You want to play all the mind games they like to play and most likely have them cheat on you when another Tom Cruise with more money or a tougher act walks by. You want to deal with overpriced girls that arent even that great looking with big ego's from all the guys that tryed hard to flirt with them on the beach and crashed and burned, building up the girls ego's at the same time so they think they are valued at much higher than their actual worth.
I: Deal with sweet humble thai girls that are not loud and arrogant and do not want to fight and argue at every chance they get, they just like to have fun without all the drama. Girls that look like supermodels but dont even know it, so if you're flirting with them on the beach, they wont get the egos and treat you like crap.

Sooooooo The rational decision would be for you to save up $800 and fly to Thailand.