I wanted to give my puppy a pet unicorn for its potty training anniversary but every time I tried to buy one the people looked at me like someones head was up their but. So I tried to find a unicorn on my own but I couldn't find one, so I bought a regular pony and tied a cow bell to its neck. Then I tried to glue a horn on but kept getting kicked in the balls, I guess ponies don't like hot glue, IT RAN AWAY, help please if you hear a cowbell and see a horse with a singed head Call me.