POLL: If you could have any power...wait...you know what, screw this. Why don't you

[TheCaptain]

ask ME a question for once? I shall answer them all.

...Go on.
@gangleymoose54 - The Planet. I'm Captain Planet.
@TMD - I have a beautiful green mullet that I treat with relish every morning.

 

[Tamara]

Will you come mow my lawn..it's hot as h*ll outside!

 

[Ruby]

Ok Captain Planet, what was the deal with giving Ma-Ti the power of heart? That's just so he won't feel useless... right?

 

[mmmJeffHardymmm]

So..............why don't YOU ask ME a question!??!?

 

[IzzyPie]

What is your favorite thing to do in your bedroom?

 

[Yin&Yang]

Can I get a giant bear hug?!