Pondering, when you and your mate are arguing, what is your secret low-blow?

I have many low-blows.
The most recent one is bringing up an argument we had awhile back about religion and...well I'm not going to explain it here. But he hurt me feelings and he knows it, so I just remind him of that time. haha.

If you were my mate, I would say get a razor and lose some weight.
 
If I were a woman, your wife, and wanted to cut you to the quick (pun intended) I use the four words that are the worse words a man ever wants to hear. But first, I would pretend to make up with you, then lead you into the bedroom, then get you to start making love to me, then after you enter me I would ask 'Is it in yet."
 
His favorite is "I'll just leave!"

Mine is "Don't let the door hit you in the @ss."

He stopped using that one after the 4th year. lol!

We don't argue much anyway.
 
Back
Top