Poor Box (LOL) For those WHO HAVE NOT HEARD IT BEFORE?

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vlf126

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.. You're not to see that woman again.


For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'
 
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Kazzie

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lmao, here's one

A nun and a hippy are riding a bus, The hippy thinks the nun is hot so he goes up to her and ask her to sleep with him, the nun says no because she has to remain faithful to God. The nun eventually gets off the bus and then the bus driver says to the hippy you can go see her tonight at this time at this church she prays there every-night. So that night the hippy goes along to the church and sure enough he sees the nun there. He walks up to her and says, "I am your lord God give yourself to me." The nun says, "Okay but you can only have from the waist up because I still have to remain half a virgin." After they are done the hippy says to the nun, "ha tricked you, I'm really th hippy." and then the nun pulls of her habit and says, "ha tricked you I'm really the bus driver."

My friend told me this one.
 
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