I also don't have a fake tan, super duper awesome hair do, waxed eyebrows, diesel tees. and a kissy face to boot. I need to get on that. And so should the rest of us.
lol I love it. Last summer when I was in Jersey on business, my boss got into a fight with one of you...things, in a club. He put a highball glass across one of your buddies faces. Fucked up his face pretty good but didn't even phase is hair.
And no, you don't get more women than me... but god damn i give you an A for effort.