put down again

Did you crotch smell of rotting socks? The only awkward expericances I've ever had were A. The bitch not finishing... and B. The other bitch moving and causing me to, more or less, squirt myself in the face... So no, I've never had a girl look at my penar and run.
 
dude, you may think this is a joke or something. But seriously its not. This shit is ruining my life. i was just looking for advice.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
at you



but also i respect you for your honesty
edit: party = drunk bitches, "oops i forgot a condom" = buttsecks or a bj
/thread
 
Which is why I'm trying to help you...


Come on guys. The dude is 18 and never had a BJ. He deserves a little help. Even if he is a little... Off...
 
Your life is ruined because a bitch doesnt want your dick in her mouth?


You need to get the fuck out of the basement more often.
 
well, i have a small bit of my pubical area burned so pubes dont grow. my length is 4 inches, width is like a quarter around. not sure how much it ways. im circ'd and i havent shaved for a while but i have that bald patch on my scrotum and my pubical area
 
I'm pretty sure you'd be pissed off too if you never had your dick in a mouth before too. Quick being an ass.
 
BLAM! There's your problem. Seems like the girls who's mouths you're trying to place your penis in have a problem with a smaller dick. Find different girls or try those "pills" they talk about.
 
5 times with the same girl?



Fucking say something to her, dont make a thread about it.



Not to mention we have thread for this.
 
Agreed on both points. If its the same girl talk to her about it. If its not the same girl find a girl that doesn't care.(good luck)
 
only takes 3 to reach the g-spot, and a vagina is only 6 deep
so ur small but will get the job done :tup:
and about the bj: go to a party, be about to have sex with some drunk girl say u forgot condoms and she will either blow you or ull buttsecks her...
/thread
 
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