Too many people have rated you already KC, so I'm gonna rate chimpcheng and Stan O'Kella (who says whining doesn't get you anywhere in life?).
Chimpcheng:
Avatar: 8/10- There is nothing cute about that chimp, you can see the rage in its eyes. Yep, that is one angry monkey!
Sig: 7/10- Anchovies are good, but not that good. Only scores a seven because it ryhmes. Otherwise it would be a five.
Stan O'Kella:
Avatar: 5.5/10- Unfortunately, stella is only the 19th best drink known to man. However, it is still beer, and that counts for a lot.
Sig: 9/10- Scores highly, as perchance it is one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite philosophers. Would score a ten, but I think the qoute is better without the first part.