http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=33556
nzric : "aha, you didn't exist three seconds ago - you were brought into existence by intelligent flies who created you and your body complete with the belief that you have been thinking that you've existed prior to the 3-second-ago big bang!
Sneaky flies!"
Socrastein : "Shoo fly, don't sponteneously create and brainwash me."
I dunno, it was funny at the moment.