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Having discovered that everyone she thought held her best interests at heart--manager Larry Rudolph, babydaddy Kevin Federline, even her own mother--were conspiring to sabotage her once promising career, Britney Spears has turned to the only people she can trust, her fans, to help shape the arc of her impending comeback. In the latest of a string of recent, marginally coherent announcements posted to her Official Placeholder Website, Spears asks fans to vote on their favorite of five proposed album titles, compiled from a much larger list of rejected lower-back-tattoo ideas. Results have yet to be made public, but our strong instinct is that option #1--a topical, eight-word homage to another fallen comrade-in-crotch -flashing-arms--will win in a landslide victory.
- "You'll Never See it My Way, Because You're Not Me" [BritneySpears.com]
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