Rich Aunt (fucking epic)

Ally

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So my aunt, is rich as fuck. Never new how she got rich tho cause she doesnt do shit.

Well i found out pretty much her life story last night.

She was going to school at UCLA and got ofered a job at a strip club and she had mad lones out so decided to do it. She started making like 300 a night (this was back in the 80s so thats mad money) So i calculated that if she worked 4 days a week and 50 weeks a year her first 3 years then she would make 60,000 a year. She was a finance major so Im sure she invested it very good (didint live the regular striper life style of like hella drugs an stuff) Well the end of the jr year an ownar of a huge strip club in las vegas contacted her offering her a job at his strip club.

SHe was only like a quarter away from graduating but she decided to take this job cause u can make like 500-1000 a night. She worked this job for like 4 years (i calculated she earned about 190,000 a year from that, 3 yeras) So by this time she is pretty much ballin cause all the did is work, and save her mony and invest it. She met this old mofo who is like 80 years old and somehow married him. Well fastforwerd like 2 years and the old fucker dies. SHe gets 1/2 his money (he donated half to cherity, lol wut?)

So ever since she is just ballin, being hella fucking rich and hasnt done shit to deserve it really, lulz

She actually went back and finished her degrey so now she just manages her money pretty much as a job.

I love her tho cause she gives me mad ballin ass presents!
 

cacaroach

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my aunt was rich as fuck....never got me shit....grandparents are the same way....


Basically, my aunts now losing her house in august.... idgaf though...
 

Tea

Member
Ballin? You say that way to fucking much baller. ANd you say she doesnt deserve any of her money... clearly she worked a lot.
 

Lamya

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I didnt mean she didnt diserve it. I mean she didint get it in the traditinal way, like she didint start a bussiness or doesnt have a baller ass job
 

sublimee29

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My cousin moved to Hawaii.

She offered for me to live there for awhile.

Me > you.

*EDIT* Mainly cause you're never going to see a dime of it.
 

indeed

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One of my friends is dating a stripper..he hates her but she makes about 2500 on a good night and pays for everything he wants.
 

aerogirl

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