Rich Aunt (fucking epic)

my aunt bought a bentley for 14000 and a condo in la jolla for like 200000.

the car is worth around 100000 and the condo is worth about 1.5 mil. she also dated a rich dude who left her a lot of money when he died.

some people are just lucky. i'm an only child so hopefully i'll inherit that shit and be lucky too
 
or she'll grow old and senile and forget who the fuck you are and give the money to some landscaper she had recently put on to trim her bushes. eh, eh?
 
u have nothing what so evar on my aunt. Here goes a long ass story.

My aunt took this medicine that messed up her heart, well she sewed (Sp?) the medicine company for 1.7 million. She lost the case but only because her lawyer fixed the case so she would loose. So she was awarded 1.7 million and now she is sewing her lawyer for 2.3 mill i think. Well she has won the case im pretty sure and she should get the money soon.

But she doesnt act rich, she shops at save-a-lot and yard sales. And she is my current employer. :) 9$ an hour isnt too awful bad for farm work.

Tl;Dr- Aunt sews lawyer and company, she is now about 3 million $ richer.
 
I SEE YOUR AUNT IS STILL TOO POOR TO AFFORD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR LESSONS FOR YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK
 
she bought a bentley for 14000 and now it's worth 100k? when did she buy it in 1930? also no matter where your aunt bought, if she paied 200k anything under 20 years ago it is no where near worth 1.5 mill..

shens anyone?






She doesnt act rich because she isnt rich.. 3 million could not even sustain a 50 year old person if thats all the money they had for the rest of their life

your aunts a leach, not a "balla"
 
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