Rich Aunt (fucking epic)

[Marieeee:]]

I still can't believe he thought this was "fucking epic." I think this is just 2,3,4Crunk trolling again.

 

[Quasimodo]

real epic...

whore spends money she doesn't have.
whore takes job as stripper.
whore makes money.
whore persuades old man she loves him, wanting him to die.
whore gets money.

the summery of this story is that your aunt is just a bitch off the old block.

 

[Helmut]

borderline rape

 

[rolypoly00]

On a more serious note, Borrow a crapload of money>run off to some South American Country with hot girl>win.

 

[ToYou2]

well thats just mad ballin

 

[RaceyGirl]

Fixed. :dodgy:

 

[XxHybridTheoryxX]

mad ballin hella

 

[mrsenickjonas<3]

Lots of zombie threads lately.

 

[GUlUN]

Edit: Pics of said aunt on pole or it never happened.