Fingertoes
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It's called Being Fingertoes
People think I'm crazy,
But some have grown to love me.
Most people really think I'm strange.
I walk around in lampshades.
And I smack a lot of things.
Sometimes I wear fake beards and play La Grange.
I hang out with Eddie Vedder,
And go to Bed Bath & Beyond.
Sometimes Eddie pretends to be a nun.
We visit Les Claypool,
And watch him slap his bass.
The three of us have lots and lots of fun.
I like head butting people,
Especially if they're famous.
I ram them yes, I ram them with my skull.
I head butted Bruce Dickinson,
And many, many more.
Last week, it was Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull.
When I go out in public,
I warn people not to wear flannel,
For I know The Flannel Man will eat them.
They give me odd looks.
And some run away,
But then I get a toaster and start to beat them.
You know when you find someone?
Someone who you love?
Someone who knows you so well, it's beyond beleif?
Well, I know that feeling.
I know it very well,
But it's not a man I love, it is beef.
Oh yes, I love beef.
It's my favorite meat.
Me and Eddie eat it every day.
It is fun to eat.
That amazing meat,
But it's even more fun to say....
Beef!
Whoops! I'm such a dufendorfus! I said ANTHER not ANOTHER.
People think I'm crazy,
But some have grown to love me.
Most people really think I'm strange.
I walk around in lampshades.
And I smack a lot of things.
Sometimes I wear fake beards and play La Grange.
I hang out with Eddie Vedder,
And go to Bed Bath & Beyond.
Sometimes Eddie pretends to be a nun.
We visit Les Claypool,
And watch him slap his bass.
The three of us have lots and lots of fun.
I like head butting people,
Especially if they're famous.
I ram them yes, I ram them with my skull.
I head butted Bruce Dickinson,
And many, many more.
Last week, it was Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull.
When I go out in public,
I warn people not to wear flannel,
For I know The Flannel Man will eat them.
They give me odd looks.
And some run away,
But then I get a toaster and start to beat them.
You know when you find someone?
Someone who you love?
Someone who knows you so well, it's beyond beleif?
Well, I know that feeling.
I know it very well,
But it's not a man I love, it is beef.
Oh yes, I love beef.
It's my favorite meat.
Me and Eddie eat it every day.
It is fun to eat.
That amazing meat,
But it's even more fun to say....
Beef!
Whoops! I'm such a dufendorfus! I said ANTHER not ANOTHER.