Roommate moved out, but owes me money...

[gillonj]

sell that shit and consider yourself even

 

[Cupcakes]

make sure he doesn't still have a key to your house/apartment whatever first!

 

[indianguy]

Knock him out, put him in car, drive to lake/river, push car into water and watch him die.

 

[jemmamomma]

Hide a dead fish in it somewhere.

 

[loveable_onika59]

Yeah really. Shit in his air filters. Won't be able to get that smell out for months.

 

[JudyG]

Don't do anything. It won't get you the money.

 

[nubreedmom]

i have a good idea....sell it for the amount he owns u.... which will make it more funny becausse it will be less then the car is worth...

 

[AliciaB]

o, i already told him to keep all the money... he made it very clear he was only paying the electric, so i told him to go fuck himself and keep it all.

and yes, I already got the apartment key back from him

 

[crownj]

Fruit flies with fruit. They will lay eggs and he will literally never get the fruit flies out of his car and he can't pin it on you. I did it too my friend and he has had them in his car for 4 MONTHS.
edit: or murder him with a chainsaw?

 

[Noname:t]

Well, in that case don't do anything they can trace back to you.

But definitely fuck with his stuff. What kind of car?

 

[CherylC]

its a 1993 Ford explorer. Its actually my old car I was nice enough to sell him for only $500 dollars. And I was nice enough to let him stay at my apartment for 3 months until he got his own place, and now he wants to screw me out of the money he owes me...

 

[GoRgEoUs]

piss or put water in his gas tank

 

[prashup]

Fucking Fruit Flies You Bitch. Its The Only Wayyy.

 

[dandsmowin]

where the balls do i get fruit flies? can i just leave an apple or banana on my balcony or somehting???

 

[NLTluverr]

Yes, or keep old fruit outside. They will come in hordes, then put in your friends car.

 

[nandm_kumar]

sell parts of his car for the amount of cash you need like seats, mirrors, random shit that wont ruin his car just make you the money back

 

[winn421]

Whatever you do make sure it's harmless/won't get the police involved.

Find some roadkill and put it in his airvents. Thus when he finally finds it he won't suspect anyone.

 

[JuneCandi1]

Wait wait, put lice and crabs in his car. FUCK YEAH.

 

[MidniteAngel]

The fruitflies thing plus shit in his air filter that way you can say the flies are there because of the smell of shit.

 

[RandallT]

im not gonna shit in his airfilter... i have cats though and they shit. much smellier than my own I must say