Rumor going around my school that I blew a donkey! Help!?

RageoftheLoser

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A guy at my school named Nathaniel is always picking on me. He likes to spread rumors around my high school, with a bunch that are rediculously untrue like I mated with a pig, took a shiit inside my father's spagettie at dinner time, and have a homosexual affair with one of the janitors. But one of the rumors he's spreading around the school are actually true! Okay, I was drunk. I went to my friend's house, and he dared me to blow a donkey, so I did. With addition to the other rumors still going around, how am I supposed to convince my class mates that this is a fib?
 
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