It all started yesterday, the day when I was teleported into a can of sardines. They were plotting horrible things. TO ERADICATE ALL HUMAN-KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was lucky I found an extra sardine suit in the janitors closet or they would've disposed of me, and eaten my soul. So, I befriended a local sardine by the name of Tuna Tunason. He filled me in on the evil plot. FIRST, they let us eat them, then they replace our stomach acid wth battery acid, burning awa through our bodies to the live, where they steal our vital organs, and when were dead, they mark us as organ doners, BUT THERE SHALL BEEE NO ORGANS!
WHAT shall I do, who shall I tell??????????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!Fred???!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!
WHAT shall I do, who shall I tell??????????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!Fred???!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!