Satanism vs Scientology?

[Mark]

If you were forced to choose between these two religions, which one would you choose to follow and why?

 

[slyphy]

Satanism.

Scientology will make you hate yourself and poor at the same time.

 

[HelghastWolf]

Satanism because their honest about being dishonest then they lie and say their telling they are not dishonest then they make up alot of crap and say swallow this crap. Also the sex orgies are a great thing.

 

[JesusLikesThis]

Satanism. Because I don`t want to spend 3 million dollars just to find out I just wasted 3 million dollars.

 

[mjaberwokim]

scientology bcuz i believe in aliens
and i f*** hate the devil

 

[TommyG]

Whats the difference? They're both cults..

 

[HandovBelial]

Depends I guess.

LaVeyan or theistic satanism?