Say you were the Emperor of a certain infinite region of space-time, would you...

[YetisExistContinuously]

...trust eHarmony to set you up? You know what you want.

 

[mmmmmmt]

lol no I wouldnt.

 

[EatMyShorts]

I'll try my luck on craigslist.

 

[FreeSpirit]

you crack me up....

 

[IHeardThataCurtist]

"I can freeze your soul in blocks of ice and drop you into a volcano. If you're kinky."

Gold.

 

[PrometheusUnbound]

No. But maybe adult-friendfinder. Cause you know what I want!