school lounge competition

[mcrazychick15]

if you are gunna be there. bring food and drinks and sell them so you can profit anyway

 

[collxobaby]

catheter...it only hurts going in for like a few seconds...that and u could carry it around and tell ppl that u have named it...when they see hte hose going into ur pants they will probably leave

 

[madmio]

Do both of these and you're sure to win. :nododgy:

 

[boherper]

bring phone and talk to people

dont drink for like a day before
just sip water when your mouth gets really dry

 

[seansuperstud]

Try some meth.

 

[milksheikh1]

bring some bottles of water to piss in. bring your pball gun and work on your trigger. read some porn magazines. stare at people and when they get real uncomfortable sit closer to them each time. sniff peoples hair to freak them out. give wet willies. tbag. bring a laptop. shit in a bucket. other than that u can act like u have tourettes and yell ASSSSS PISSSSSS and stuff like cartman did. ppl will either laugh uber hard and pass out or just leave from exploded ear drums. :devil:

 

[fatduncan]

good try

 

[BeckieE]

Don't shower for a weeks before. Piss and shit yourself. You're there to win, not pick up chicks.

 

[krew4lifeordie]

bring in laptop and sit next to everyone and offer them to use it then have 2 girls 1 finger on when they do

 

[BlackSheep]

so bring a small bottle to piss in...

 

[MandaPanda909]

bottle to pee in and don't shower for a couple days so you reek ass and no one wants to be in the room with you

 

[SHAZZY]

smoke some weed n then go and chill

 

[Amberlbaybeelxox]

If you plan on sabotage, do it early before people have invested any time.

Also bring a lot of caffeinated drinks and give them to other contestants - build up their fluids and caffeine is a diuretic.

Whats the prize?

 

[marcialee_1968]

get your laptop put on 2 girls 1 cup, show everyone.


If you have to piss just whip out your dick and pee on your friends, they will leave

 

[xojulzxo2]

personally i would just sleep and listen to an ipod.


edit: fuck just read it again no sleeping . ehhh smoke a blunt.

 

[smc76]

That would make me fall asleep.

 

[Sus]

try adult diapers

 

[licence2chillon]

you get a "C" for effort.

 

[Jaket]

Comedic...GENIUS!

 

[iluvmusic]

you mean dexies...



yea that should work